Random Fact Thread
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TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
you're whats wrong?
Meh.. in today's world, I don't seem to do too much of anything right anymore. Fact (I can say that without the question mark, as well)
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
The thong is one of the best things ever invented
FACT
FACT
Shadowmancer
I am The Last Baron
I prefer the Backless Panties as the Best Invention Ever. Don't ask me how it works I don't know.
What did you do this time? Let me guess, You had a great idea then your wife took the idea and said she came up with it?
I always knew if it was a good idea it was the wifes, and if it was a bad idea it was the husbands
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
Is it like an invisible panty? I've heard of invisible bra's but not panties
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
Well thats kinda an oxymoron. Why even wear any then. (I know someone, likely female, will clue in on this)
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
Its a panty with clear straps
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
Those are good. I bought me some Strawberry ones once, just curious to try them. I ended up walking through a Wal*Mart eating them. You'd think people had never seen a grown man eating underwear before.. bunch of nosy nellies they were.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
So are those edible undies like a one time thing, like when you put them on you only have certain amount of time to eat them until they go bad? Because there's something about edible underwear with potential skidmarks in them that I don't find attractive or appetizing
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
Well, I've heard they're very sticky upon wearing. And I'm definately not eating something that says "strawberry" but has a surprise "chocolate" looking cover. Thats why I opened the box, & tried them before they touched skin.. Also, I'm not sure about the date on them going bad in general. I still have an unopened box that was bought for me like in 2002. I'm not too willing to wanna try them though.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
Their probably really flimsy too, I bet with one well placed fart you could blow a hole out of the back of them.
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
I've already been sick enough for one night.. I don't need to be anymore. lol
Although, for the purpose of it.. its like a really hard gummy-ish candy. If you remember the candy "air heads" (I think thats them) or "fruit roll-ups" its about like either of them. Hard like "Air Heads" yet tasty like "fruit roll-ups"
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
So... What your saying is.... if titey whitey's are known to constrict your balls, then the candy undies will obliterate yours balls and damn near castrate you?
Freedom 35
Kyle Orton Legend Killer
id like to keep my balls intact
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
I've never had a problem with "titey whitey's" they keep stuff in place. hahaha Although, I think we are misunderstanding the concept of the undies. They weren't for guys. (there are some that can be) The ones I bought, were in g-string shape, with a hole in the middle of the candy, for the crotch. (no candy on the back, for mistaken chocolate either)However, now that you mention it, I don't think I'd be too keen on wearing food on my crotch. My cat already loves porn, & he's my best friend, but I'm not into beastiality.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
I hope not, if that were the case, then I'm sure there's a guy somewhere at a candy underwear factory getting fired right now
HBK-aholic
Shawn Michaels ❤
No matter how hard I try, I always upset someone else. It'd be better for everyone if I wasn't here.
No it isn't your fault. It's mine.
Umm, this is never a good sign
Meh, just blame someone else. Thats what i always do.
HBK-aholic
Shawn Michaels ❤
It's true. I've hurt one of the few people I always promised myself I wouldn't.
Trying to work out how to pin everything on someone else...
I always blamed other people. It never fails me.
Shadowmancer
I am The Last Baron
owner of a lonely heart much better than a owner of a broken heart.
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Fact
Freedom 35
Kyle Orton Legend Killer
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Conor *Charmismo*
Guest
Even Jesus had to wipe his ass.
*Fact*
(Well it's not a fact because Jesus might not have lived, but it works if you replace Jesus with anyone powerful)
*Fact*
(Well it's not a fact because Jesus might not have lived, but it works if you replace Jesus with anyone powerful)
