Poll: Who's the most badass person on this forum?

[Slyfox696]

Matt Damon or women?

Choose.

Flames Out
Dragon

Women. More variety out there. Matt Damon is worth like 10 women...but 3 billion women is worth my than Matt Damon.

And when you start weeding out the uglies, the too youngs, the too olds, and the too stupids, then you're down to like a million. But still.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'll run the camera.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Women. More variety out there. Matt Damon is worth like 10 women...but 3 billion women is worth my than Matt Damon.

And when you start weeding out the uglies, the too youngs, the too olds, and the too stupids, then you're down to like a million. But still.

I didn't think you'd need variety after Matt Damon.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Slyfox696]

I didn't think you'd need variety after Matt Damon.

Flames Out
Dragon

Well, he'll get old some day, and won't be as popular or as hot.


And I'm shallow, so I'd move on. That's what I love about high school girls. I keep getting older, they keep staying the same age.

 

[klunderbunker]

High school guys > high school girls.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Well, he'll get old some day, and won't be as popular or as hot.


And I'm shallow, so I'd move on. That's what I love about high school girls. I keep getting older, they keep staying the same age.

Smooth.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Slyfox696]

High school guys > high school girls.

Your mom > high school guys

 

[Slyfox696]

Smooth.

Flames Out
Dragon

I got it all figured out.

 

[klunderbunker]

My mother is not attractive. At all.

 

[Slyfox696]

My mother is not attractive. At all.

Doesn't matter. I still hit it.


I would ask if you're jealous, but you'd probably prefer your father to your mother.

 

[Murfish]

Women. More variety out there. Matt Damon is worth like 10 women...but 3 billion women is worth my than Matt Damon.

And when you start weeding out the uglies, the too youngs, the too olds, and the too stupids, then you're down to like a million. But still.

That's some crappy grammar/synthax.

 

[klunderbunker]

My father looks like me. that's just unacceptable. And nah, I'd prefer you, but you're just not bunkworthy.

 

[Slyfox696]

My father looks like me. that's just unacceptable. And nah, I'd prefer you, but you're just not bunkworthy.

If I was going to have gay sex with anyone, I'd want it to by myself. After all, I'm the greatest person I know. And the best looking.

 

[klunderbunker]

Name your price Sly.

 

[Slyfox696]

Name your price Sly.

I already got everything I could want. Beautiful girlfriend, great job, full ownership of OCW. What else could I want?

 

[klunderbunker]

And when did you take control of OCW?

 

[Rusty]

Your mom > high school guys

Hey

 

[klunderbunker]

As far as looks go, Rusty > my mother.

 

[Slyfox696]

And when did you take control of OCW?

A while ago. I don't remember when.

And I already got the first surprise planned. But, it'll have to wait until tomorrow. I need sleep now.

 

[Rusty]

As far as looks go, Rusty > my mother.

Awesome, you remember what I look like.

 

[klunderbunker]

Be my guest. It'll likely be vetoed, although to be fair I did like that idea you suggested.

 

[klunderbunker]

Awesome, you remember what I look like.

Not a clue.

 

[Slyfox696]

Be my guest. It'll likely be vetoed, although to be fair I did like that idea you suggested.

It won't be vetoed. I'm positive.

Goodnight all.

 

[klunderbunker]

I beg to differ sonny.

 

[BooCocky]

Marty2Hotty. FTW