Pick your Crap: Khali or Batista

[Mexican Geek]

I basically steal the idea from Justinsayne's pick your poison on the RAW section. Sorry Justin!


Khali or Batista: Two of the biggest turds nowdays. You cant say too much about these two. Their matches are extremely boring, the moveset is just as limited as the WWE champ, in general terms, two living pieces of feces.

But one sucks more than the other....

So, If I had to choose, I will go with Khali...

He is huge, that's impressive at first hand, his moveset is the adequate for someone of his size, and he plays the role of a mosnter heel perfect.

So, you can choose only one piece of crap....WHO??

 

[TheOneBigWill]

In all honesty, Aerandir, I'd have to say Batista.. allow me to slightly explain, cause neither warrent much.

Great Khali: I'm surprised honestly W.W.E. even has him on their roster. I mean, yeah, Big Show-ish type.. & I think thats the only reason he's there. But come on, Big Show had moves, he had character, he didn't just walk around with a mouth full of crap & a moveset that would make the Sandman look like a technical masterpiece. Khali, to my knowledge, has literally killed someone in a wrestling ring cause he didn't know how to properly protect them. So Khali is am embarrassment to the sport & needs to get out, or learn more.

Plus, when he gets hit by kicks & punches, he throws his arms wildly.. whats THAT all about? lol Its like he's swatting flies outta the air or something.

Batista: Yeah, another slight miscue on W.W.E.'s part to allow him so much spotlight. But Batista can still look impressive in slight matches. I mean, he had great matches with Undertaker. His matches with Edge were okay. So my point is.. as long as someone can carry him through his matches.. & that someone is technically sound.. then he's bound to look decent & worth even so much as a p.p.v. match. Khali can't look good in ANY match.. including one where kicking & punching are the only moves allowed.

One final note.. I was extremely impressed by Batista when he first moved to Raw, when Flair was managing him RIGHT before the Evolution days. Even throughout the Evolution days, he had many good matches against Jericho.

 

[mabuza]

Batista.The problem's actually not with Dave(well not totally)Khali's matches all require that his opponents literally throw themselves at him& work around him.That requires a wrestler whose can "fly" off their feet,something Dave isnt known for.Dave 's a brawler&power move wrestler,and that's a bad combination when facing a guy like Khali who cant sell moves&'s immune to blows.The match would have been equally bad if it was Khali vs. Big Show.
Another problem's that Dave isnt able to carry Khali in matches,not because he's a bad wrestler,but because noone can believe Khali ever being "dominted" for long periods of time in a match.And Khali cant carry Dave either because1.He's a bad wrestler & 2.He could injure Batista.

 

[R33f]

Batista is the best! he's better than the stupid punjabi man Khali. Khali just say words without any actions.He sucks! and his brain crushing thing! I hate it!

I have said this on 20 different forums, comments like this just blatently show how racist some wrestling fans are. TBH only reason vince brings in asians/indians/arabs in the ring is for his america vs. the eastern world racist angle so "get off ma property maa" type of americans can chant usa for heat.

Sad really

I agree, khali's average, but the type of comments I read here further more prove my point and many others non-american wrestling fans I meet in forums or at events.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Khali all the way. He has that intimidation factor that Batista doesn't. Let's face it. They both suck in the ring. Both are useless oafs. But Khali's matches are so bad there good. I've said it hundreds of times. A really bad match eventually turns into a comedy match. That's what happens with most of Khali's matches. Watch his face during most of his matches. He's clueless. He's more scared than Lashley. You can see his brain ticking over trying to figure out what he's supposed to do next.

And Khali's promos are awesome. He reminds me of Sly Stallone. Next time you watch a Khali promo think of Rock shouting Adrian. It was xfear he pointed that out to me. He showed me how GREAT Khali is.

 

[urban_cowboy71]

Well It won't be a tough choice for me, I'd pick Batista all the way. Like OneBigWill say, Batista can put up some good matches. I love his wrestleMania fight againt Undertaker. It was really entertaining.

Remember when he took his first title against Triple H? That was cool too. It seems that people have short memory. And yes, I agree its match against Khali was bad, but it's not all his fault. Khali really doesn't know what to do inside a ring, doesn't know how to sell a move either and he's so big that it take much of the power game out of Batista. They should have had a no disqualification match.

I'd love to see Flair managing Batista again.

 

[Shocky]

Khali serves a purpose, he's a giant that no one else on the roster can fill.

Batista is a typical dime a dozen stereotypical WWE big man that couldn't wrestle a decent match past 5 minutes to save his own ass. Batista can get injured and another steroid created monster will simply be plugged into his place.

Khali is better because he actually serves a purpose for the WWE. How many 7 foot plus monsters are there compared to 6'5" steroid monkeys???

 

[Bobby B]

I'm not really sure that Batista warrants all of the crap that he gets , he's not fantastic in the ring , but how many big guys are? His moveset isn't great , but again , for a big guy.

I'd like to see Batista go heel , he could really have a good fued with the likes of Rey Mysterio , and erm ... well that about shows the lack of talent on the Smackdown! roster.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

I say Batista because Khali is soooooo horrible. He's really awful. How can they think this guy is entertaining? He reminds me of Kurrgan (the guy who used to be part of The Oddities back in 98). Unless it's actually the same guy...is it?!?!

This is the real question: Who should they be putting the belts on?

 

[justinsayne]

I basically steal the idea from Justinsayne's pick your poison on the RAW section. Sorry Justin!

You Son of a bitch, lol, I was actually going to make this thread as soon as I got home(which was just now), and you go and beat me to the punch, oh well, great minds think alike I guess, at least my Pick Your Poison concept seems to be getting over

Anyway to answer the question, I would have to go with Batista, idk I guess just because he has actual moves, Khali does what three things in the ring, two handed chokeslam, Chop of Doom, and now the Vice Grip of Death, and to be honest if Khali still had Davari as his manager that might make me lean more towards Khali but...Ah fuck it they both suck, Khali makes me laugh with his horrible wrestling, but I don't think he should have the championship ever(I don't think Batista should have it either), but at least with Batista, you got the Triple H/Ric Flair mentoring so maybe someday that knowledge will kick in, doubtful I know, but still...

 

["THE FIERCE ONE" MIKE W]

QUOTE=R33f;225779]I have said this on 20 different forums, comments like this just blatently show how racist some wrestling fans are. TBH only reason vince brings in asians/indians/arabs in the ring is for his america vs. the eastern world racist angle so "get off ma property maa" type of americans can chant usa for heat.

Sad really

I agree, khali's average, but the type of comments I read here further more prove my point and many others non-american wrestling fans I meet in forums or at events.[/QUOTE]

whats wrong with showing patriotism? oh i'm sorry your and other countries are so big and better than america that you would rather bash american wrestlers the second they come into you country with an american flag or the leters usa on their clothes then show the evil americans respect. it was made apparent when scott steiner went to canada(even when being a face) and was booed out of the building just for being patriotic and wearing pants with usa and a flag on them. i'm sorry we love our country and you hate it, but thats to damn bad if you do, we are the strongest country with the best economy on earth, we have freedom of speech and expression, and most of us, except for some very far left and socialists who constantly attack it and say its terrible just to end up moving to canada(which is better for us anyway) love our country, so shut your mouth. plus america needs patriotism, especially after 9/11, if we didnt have it the markets would crash and we would cease to exist, it was once said, united we stand, devided we fall, and it is very true.

sorry for the rant people, i'm just tired of ignorant America hating foreigners like him who dont even understand what they are talking about.

 

[JuggaloNinja666]

I Think If You See Khali Wrestle He Has Absolutly No Skill Whats So Ever. He Is All Brute Force, I Mean Hes A Lunch Wagon (A Wrestler Chosen For Their Size) Now You Can Say "Well Why Aren't You Rippin On Big Show, And To That I Say Because Big Show A: Left The Company So As Far As Im Concerned Means Unless Your Talking About The Indies Don't Rip On Him. Now Khali Is A Completley Dominant Force Yes But His Finisher Is A Terrible Submission My 1 Year Old Brother Can Do.

Now Batista Is Just As Annoying As Khali, Or Cena, And He Really Has No Good Matches, All He Has Are Like Maybe The Worst Squash Matches I've Ever Seen Or, Has Like 500 Bad Victories By DQ Or No Contests.

So I Find Them Both Equally Annoying

 

[dx32v]

QUOTE=R33f;225779] I have said this on 20 different forums, comments like this just blatently show how racist some wrestling fans are. TBH only reason vince brings in asians/indians/arabs in the ring is for his america vs. the eastern world racist angle so "get off ma property maa" type of americans can chant usa for heat.

Sad really

I agree, khali's average, but the type of comments I read here further more prove my point and many others non-american wrestling fans I meet in forums or at events.

whats wrong with showing patriotism? oh i'm sorry your and other countries are so big and better than america that you would rather bash american wrestlers the second they come into you country with an american flag or the leters usa on their clothes then show the evil americans respect. it was made apparent when scott steiner went to canada(even when being a face) and was booed out of the building just for being patriotic and wearing pants with usa and a flag on them. i'm sorry we love our country and you hate it, but thats to damn bad if you do, we are the strongest country with the best economy on earth, we have freedom of speech and expression, and most of us, except for some very far left and socialists who constantly attack it and say its terrible just to end up moving to canada(which is better for us anyway) love our country, so shut your mouth. plus america needs patriotism, especially after 9/11, if we didnt have it the markets would crash and we would cease to exist, it was once said, united we stand, devided we fall, and it is very true.

sorry for the rant people, i'm just tired of ignorant America hating foreigners like him who dont even understand what they are talking about.

Hmm best economy huh, remind me again how the Dollar is compared to the Euro and the Pound Sterling? The hate is merited, it's that "we are the best" mentally that you just demonstrated that makes countries hate us because they know how delusional we are.

 

[magic]

I would say Batista, Khali just stands there looking big and does not impress while doing it. Batista is one of those guys that if he is facing a good enough opponent he can come across as good like his feud with Triple H, Trips carried him so much. Its the same thing with Cena who has had Triple H, Kurt Angle, Edge and now Randy all carry him....it really is a shame that the guys that are fed down are throat by WWE are the ones who can't carry the match but are the ones who have to be carried.

 

[TheOzzman45]

Originally Posted by Fierce5 View Post
QUOTE=R33f;225779] I have said this on 20 different forums, comments like this just blatently show how racist some wrestling fans are. TBH only reason vince brings in asians/indians/arabs in the ring is for his america vs. the eastern world racist angle so "get off ma property maa" type of americans can chant usa for heat.

Sad really

I agree, khali's average, but the type of comments I read here further more prove my point and many others non-american wrestling fans I meet in forums or at events.

whats wrong with showing patriotism? oh i'm sorry your and other countries are so big and better than america that you would rather bash american wrestlers the second they come into you country with an american flag or the leters usa on their clothes then show the evil americans respect. it was made apparent when scott steiner went to canada(even when being a face) and was booed out of the building just for being patriotic and wearing pants with usa and a flag on them. i'm sorry we love our country and you hate it, but thats to damn bad if you do, we are the strongest country with the best economy on earth, we have freedom of speech and expression, and most of us, except for some very far left and socialists who constantly attack it and say its terrible just to end up moving to canada(which is better for us anyway) love our country, so shut your mouth. plus america needs patriotism, especially after 9/11, if we didnt have it the markets would crash and we would cease to exist, it was once said, united we stand, devided we fall, and it is very true.

sorry for the rant people, i'm just tired of ignorant America hating foreigners like him who dont even understand what they are talking about.

Hmm best economy huh, remind me again how the Dollar is compared to the Euro and the Pound Sterling? The hate is merited, it's that "we are the best" mentally that you just demonstrated that makes countries hate us because they know how delusional we are.

Here's the deal: If you dont like our country leave it or fix it. If you do, then why do you care what people think. Go bitch somewhere people care what you think. Please.

 

[RonMexico]

Definitely Batista. Y2Jake is right about one thing - Khali's matches are so bad that they're comedy matches but comedy matches shouldn't translate into the world title. Also, Batista was with the WWE for a few years and had to work his way up. Khali's been there for a year now and he's already the champion. Batista isn't the greatest wrestler either, but he earned the title because he brings the star power to Smackdown along with Rey and Taker. Without him, Smackdown's title picture becomes a two man title race. that also shows the lack of talent that smackdown has. hell with everyone raw has now id like to see DX go to smackdown to bring in viewers and gain more interest in the title picture. but back to the original subject yeah khali should be used as comic relief and as a typical mid card monster heel the world title is a bit too much but the us title or if he won the tag titles by himself to put over his monster gimmick. That would rock

 

[a7xoff]

Come on now everyone Khali= ratings!!!! On a more serious note... Neither of these guys are impressive at all, but I'd have to give the nod to Batista on being the champ out of the two of em. At least with Batista as champ there is a little bit more buildup for a match if Khali is not involved, not being able to speak english IMO really puts a damper on any "story" That Khali is involved in. He has a translator, but I'd rather hear it from the guys mouth.

 

[TheOzzman45]

I was so annoyed last time i forgot to put in my input. Batista is definitely the btter of the two. At least if Rey Mysterio was in the ring with him, he may be able to catch him Khali would fall on his face by the time he reached down far enough. Plus, Khali's retarted.Look how many moves he has. 1,2,3. Thats it. Can't run, cant pin, cant do anything. Batista has a little more. Speed and power. Still only a few moves, but more than Khali.

 

[drmagic326]

I dont like them both. they both are horrible in the ring and are very very clumsy in the ring. but if i had to choose, it would be The Great Khali. His matches are shorter than batistas, which doesnt make me suffer for a long time and he wont be wrestling as long as Batista cause everyone can tell his knees are basically wearing out.

 

[Inferno30]

I would absolutely pick Batista. Khali has to be the worst wrestler (I use that term very loosely here) ever. Honestly, nobody ever taught him the fundamentals of wrestling. Selling, working the crowd etc are nonexistant to him. All he knows is stand there looking dumb, no sell everything someone throws at you, and throw your entire 4 move arsenal at the other guy

At least Batista draws fans, and has good matches from time to time. His matches with Taker were enjoyable, and while his moves are limited to, he has the potential to add more. Khali really cant add anything else to his arsenal

 

[fiasco28]

lets be realistic here kids, khali is just a tree with chop moves, batista is the typical big muslce bound limited wrestler that vince generally likes, but common sense would tell me to go with batista, i rather watch his lackluster spinebusters and spears, then to watch a big tree walk around the ring just having chop moves. common sense my peeps

 

[Theo Williams]

Although Batista is bad, The Great Khali takes it to a whole new level. Batista has good matches from time to time and seems to have at least a slight idea of how to wrestle and connect with the fans. I think the fact that WWE is afraid to let Khali do live matches shows how awful he is. Please no more matches between these two.

 

[Jewlz]

I say Batista not because he's my favorite wrestler or that i even like him that much but because regular size wrestlers can actually put on a match with him, think about could you see Edge, Hardy or even MVP putting on a realistic match with Khali for the Title?
Also i think it's funny how they have Cena make him tap twice at ppv's but both Batista & Kane can't beat him, now that he's been fed to Cena he's unstopable.

 

["THE FIERCE ONE" MIKE W]

I didn't actually add to this. I hate both of these guys, Batista is a WCW Reject, reject as in he was rejected from WCW(the most lackluster wrestling product ever) because they didn't think he had it, amazingly WCW was smarter than WWE when it comes to that. As bad as Batista is; Khali is that much worse. Khali is a big ****** who doesn't even know English, he can sell anything, he can't move and when he does he walks like a ******, and also he doesn't know any moves other than the chop, boot, double chokeslam, and claw, and he botches them, all. But if I had to pick I would pick I would have to pick Batista, at least Batista is fast, and can talk, but yea he still sucks.

 

[Papa Shango]

I say Batista, cuz he has decent mike skills and can make a matchup interesting. I can honestly say that I have never been the least bit interested in a Khali match, save for the Punjabi Prison Match, cuz I wanted to Know what it was. Does anyone know if the WWE invented the PP match, or do they really use that match in other countries? Put Batista in a specialty match and he's good cuz he doesn't have to rely purely on ability. And he wields one of the best chairshots on Smackdown, aside from Taker and Edge. But Khali has never looked even halfway decent in any match.