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I'd meet Slyfox696 and fuck the shit out of him. He's hot!
Don't you want the satisfaction of doing it yourself? I've been told I make little squeaky noises.
Why would two dudes watch porn tioegther anyway? ''Don't look, I've got an erection''.
So very true. The only times I've ever watched porn with another male in the room is when I was 11 and we were watching Cinemax after midnight. We thought we were cool or something.
You know I've thought about the whole meeting people on the forum quite a bit, like having some big ass party in which all the regular fly in to a place and meet up, get wasted (or sober if you're like that) watch wrestling on giant televisions and than end up jumping Becker and descending into a sex orgy. And by sex orgy I mean only the attractive people like me, KB, Becca, and of course Jake. Everyone else would be forced to watch, and weep.
IC: Why the fuck wouldn't you want to meet the guy? We'd have a few Irish Car Bombs (or a few dozen), drunkenly sing a Live song and than pass out playing Dragon Warrior.
FTS: We'd use my Gravity bong (for which he named Bender) for a few hours, have some whiskey, scream at eachother over politics, and than laugh our asses off at how stupid Joe Biden is, play some golf, and beat up a hooker or three. Good times would pursue.
JMT: We'd watch 60s French New Wave films and argue over who the definitive director of the era was, Jean Luc-Godard or Francois Truffaut. Than we'd watch some slasher films.
Jake: We already live together, so this is pointless.
Norcal: I'd force him to smoke with me, against his will. At a sunset. We'd get pulled over by the cops, but it would be okay because cops love Norcal. I'm presuming this would be in between Norcal & Becca going at it to the Bret Hart theme.
KB: Gay, rough sex. And lots of it. He would than proceed to write up a 327 part series of reviews of the different sexual positions we'd utilize.
TM: We'd drink a bunch of Corona, listen to some metalcore and than get into pistol-duels on Halo for several hours.
48: I'd shovel hallucinogenic drugs down his mouth, put one of those Manny dreadlock wigs on him, and than send him on his way in his sister's bathing suit. He'd be a new person by morning.
Shocky: We'd hang out watching old NWA matches and discussing why people who think global warming is going to end the world are idiots.
Shadow: We'd discuss all kinds of obscure music from metal to folk, and than we would discuss ancient Roman culture for several hours.
Sly: I'd ask him for teaching advice, he'd punch me in the face and tell me Cena does it better.
Becca: We would share our unnatural love for Shawn Michaels, than she would get drunk off of two Zima's and leave me with the bar tab.
Luther: We would jam out to random British indie bands, and than he'd go power mad and just start stealing things and calling them his.
Ty: We'd hang out, discuss Pagan culture and past Robotrips, and than roll through the hood bumping a combination of Bone Thugs and Nas. I'd force him to start blazing again, and good times would be had by all.
Murf: I'd force him to watch the most grotesque and revolting horror films ever produced, and than beat him mercilessly with a tool chest once he wouldn't stop calling me a nihilist.
Sam: I'd just punch him the face. And than he'd strangle me with piano wire yelling at me for liking Benjamin Button. Somehow this would all end in a quasi-MMA match in which we'd both team up to defeat Bob Sapp in 20 seconds, and than watch Starship Troopers together.
Justin: We would just beat the shit out of eachother for a few hours, shake hands, and than go about our business.
Lee: We'd play Zelda, non-stop.
Yeah that's all I can think of. Sorry anyone I forgot.