One Minute With Vince McMahon

[Kev Laws]

Ok so you get stuck in a room for ONE minute with Vince McMahon, what would you say to him? Would you thank him? Would you have a go at him? Would you DDT him, to show what you can do? Anything you want, but be constructive with arguments towards him.

What would you do with that time?

I'll post mine when I cut it down from 5 mins to 1 min, lol.

Kev

 

[Eternal Dragon]

I don't think I can say it in a coversation format but, this is what my general idea of it would be:

Okay... hmm let me see. Well, I'd start out by thanking him- being polite is always good. And than I'd probably discuss how he handels the Women's Division, because that's my main concern with the WWE. I'd kill to talk to him about improving it. My main points would be:

-Bringing in new female wrestlers from Indies/OVW/Other Developmental Promotions.

-Keeping models away from the TV

-Giving veteran female wrestlers more of a chance

-More attention to the Women's Title.


Flames Out
Dragon

 

[derBBjay]

pro wrestling sucks, why dont u kill urself faggyhaggies?


done.

EDIT-this would be my question to vince, not a flame

Warned for spamming

 

[Skullz Crack'Em]

pro wrestling sucks, why dont u kill urself faggyhaggies?


done.

EDIT-this would be my question to vince, not a flame

How stupid do u think people are? In your first sentence u say "why don't u go kill yourself faggyhaggies" obviously referring to the fans of pro wrestling instead of Vince McMahon looks like you are going to be banned.

Faggyhaggies? Sounds like something a 12 year old would come up with

If i could talk to Vince for 1 minute i would probably tell him that it is best to let Heyman be in charge of ECW b/c he would make it worth watching. I would also tell him that DX should soon end b/c people are already getting sick of it and it is ruining the legacy of DX for it to drag on any longer. I would tell him to create more surprising scenarios instead of most matches being very predictable. And i would tell him to stop showing his ass on live TV or on that stupid cartoon b/c nobody wants to see that and IMO it is disrespectful to the fans to show us his rear end.

 

[derBBjay]

i happen to call vince "faggyhaggies"

 

[Moon Knight]

i happen to call vince "faggyhaggies"

I don't care what you call him, just stop spamming.



If I had a mintue with McMahon, I would want to know why he is holding Shelton Benjamin back and giving big wrestlers like Big Show and Batista title runs when smaller wrestlers put on better matches. I would also try to fit in how I could get involved backstage.

 

[Kasey]

Easy question. I'd tell him he needs to hire me so I can provide input as to how he can make his company phenomenal again overnight. For starters, I'd tell him to completely scrap the current women's division and rebuild it with Victoria, Jazz, and other import talent, and to remove Cena, Batista, and Khali from TV forever. One minute is hardly enough time, but what the hell, sounds like a hoot.

 

[Moon Knight]

Easy question. I'd tell him he needs to hire me so I can provide input as to how he can make his company phenomenal again overnight. For starters, I'd tell him to completely scrap the current women's division and rebuild it with Victoria, Jazz, and other import talent, and to remove Cena, Batista, and Khali from TV forever. One minute is hardly enough time, but what the hell, sounds like a hoot.

Khali I can understand, but Cena and Batista are far too popular to do that. Cena can be as big as Austin if he would get some better moves, just send him to OVW for a while to learn some new moves, the same with Batista. They have potential, its just their matches leave a lot to be desired.

 

[whitesoxxx1]

faggyhaggies==omg, ur a loser


i would tell him thanks for doing what he does. then i'd tell him get some more main event matches: hell in the cell, hardcore, backstage brawls, etc. i think its been like 5 years or so since in a hell in a cell match the wrestlers actually went to the top.

 

[Kasey]

Khali I can understand, but Cena and Batista are far too popular to do that. Cena can be as big as Austin if he would get some better moves, just send him to OVW for a while to learn some new moves, the same with Batista. They have potential, its just their matches leave a lot to be desired.

I suppose they're semi-workable, but their ceiling for potential is limited in comparison to the performances that other wrestlers could put out if pushed correctly, that's all. Cena is popular because he was rammed down the throat of everyone within a television set. Batista was elevated by Triple H, but if you ask me, that was probably one of the worst things HHH has ever done. Guys like Benjamin have ten times the ability of Batista, and has just as good of skills on the mic (which isn't fantastic, but serviceable). Jericho was also de-pushed so that Cena could get a spot I feel he doesn't deserve, when Jericho could work circles around him and has been over since 1998. I don't know man, I think they both need a massive overhaul in the wrestling department that could only be solved by a few years in Japan earning their money for once.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Easy. I'd tell him to send Cena back to OVW, fire Batista and push Randy Orton, Mr. Kennedy, Carlito, Edge and Shelton Benjamin as main-eventers. A draft would obviously be needed. Then I'd hit him over the head with a REAL steel chair for the whole Eddie thing. Bastard.

 

[TnT]

First of all i'll ask him what the hell was he doing fueding with god ? then tell him to give guys like benjamin, carlito more of a push, also focus more on the wrestling front

 

[cmiller9291]

i'd tell him that hes doing a great job, because he is. i'd talk about pushing johnny nitro for the time being if they are saving orton/cena for wrestlemania. i'd ask him about what he thinks about tna and if they are actually a threat, then i'd ask him if he could tell me"YOU'RE FIRED!!!"

 

[BRandonkin]

I would tell him to Push Nitro and Shelton against CENA. That make some good matches and give CENA some possible matches of the year. Vince would love that idea. Then I'd suggest using DX, Rated RKO, Piper and Flair, Paul London and Brian Kendricks, William Regal and Lord Taylor, Team Extreme, and Brothers of Destruction and make it one tag team divison that competes on al lthree brands. DX and Team Extreme and Rated EKO would bring promising ratings to smack down and ECW.

 

[G-Money]

I wouldnt really suggest anything cause he knows the wrestling business better then anyone.

 

[upskill000]

I would have to tell him to bust his ass to make Mania 07 cracking and one to remember for the ages!

 

[Kasey]

Easy. I'd tell him to send Cena back to OVW, fire Batista and push Randy Orton, Mr. Kennedy, Carlito, Edge and Shelton Benjamin as main-eventers. A draft would obviously be needed. Then I'd hit him over the head with a REAL steel chair for the whole Eddie thing. Bastard.

That's probably one of the best ideas I've heard in weeks, man. I truly believe that WWE will not be able to pull itself out of this funk until they push the correct wrestlers and let them elevate the overall quality of the product instead of letting the best workers languish in the midcard.

 

[.Fallout.]

If I had a mintue with McMahon, I would want to know why he is holding Shelton Benjamin back and giving big wrestlers like Big Show and Batista title runs when smaller wrestlers put on better matches. I would also try to fit in how I could get involved backstage.

I agree holding back Shelton is what i would complain about the guy great in the ring and people don't see enough of it.

Other idea is i would talk about getting a job there aswell maybe be someone manger or something i would like that

 

[cmiller9291]

I would have to tell him to bust his ass to make Mania 07 cracking and one to remember for the ages!

haha i dont think vince would like anyone telling him to bust his ass. hes not lazy thats for sure.

 

[Downward Spiral]

I would tell him he's obviously doing the best he can and thank him for it and tell him not to listen to some of the half-wits here who have nothing better to do then blame him for every fault they see in the WWE. I don't know what the mans job is like, but I sure know it's a hell of a lot harder than just saying you could do a better job. Then I would ask him if he will ever do a T.V taping in Australia...

 

[Johnny5]

I would say I understand trying to appeal to a broader audience with the new ECW but why cant you just let Paul Heyman run ECW the way he wants it? I'd tell him the proof is in the pudding look at the SCI-FI debut everyone though ECW was coming back but not vinces ECW. If it was ECW Hardcore TV it would be a 10 better project and you'd make more money.

Lmao Prob couldn't fit that into a minute but I'd sure as hell try.

 

[chuckles1028]

push nitro and shelton.....wat a boring raw.....send them to OVC.....what kind of idiots are u....push cena to japan. Probably the same idiots that think HOgan was over rated. layoff johnny nitro matches are boring (except the ladder match). Raw would be crappy if there was no DX or Cena. I give most of you idiots credit in that orton is sweet and i think him and edge are essential to making raw enjoyable... now if i had a minute with vince i would tell him great job

 

[I_Heart_Princess_P]

I would tell Vince NOT to listen to the little smarks who want to get rid of Cena,Batista, and others who make money for the product, just because they're not "technical" wrestlers. I would also tell Vince to scrap the whole ECW product because if it didn't work in 2001 it wouldn't work today.

 

[Johnny5]

I would tell Vince NOT to listen to the little smarks who want to get rid of Cena,Batista, and others who make money for the product, just because they're not "technical" wrestlers. I would also tell Vince to scrap the whole ECW product because if it didn't work in 2001 it wouldn't work today.

ECW didnt work in 2001 because TNN f*cked them over. They used ECW as a guniea pig to see if wrestling would work. It was TNN's highest rated program and TNN didn't promote them, run any commercials for them, NOTHING. I am a drinker of the Paul Heyman kool aid and I truely believe if they got on another network ECW would be alive and thriving.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

From what I've heard of Vince he's got an answer for everything. Apparently if a wrestler goes in to talk to him they come out of the meeting having achieved nothing, because Vince is such a good bullshitter. So appart from asking him why he is'nt pushing my favorite wrestlers and why he does'nt make all the shows of equal importance, I dont think there's really much I could say to him.