[On The Air]: Official CH David Thread

[Ferbian]

Nah, gagball and hands tied. That way she couldn't possibly tell us what she's complaining about now.

 

[CH David]

Like I said in that thread, she needs to take the dick out of her ass and put it in her mouth so she can shut the fuck up.

On a different note, there was a girl at the mall on Friday roughly 16 years old with her right ass cheek hanging out of her shorts. I was extremely close to walking up and asking "Excuse me, are you a ****e?" or "Excuse me, how much?"

 

[Ferbian]

Should have done it just to see. Could have been priceless dude. Was it a good one?

 

[CH David]

I didn't judge how good it was. She still needs to be like 2 or 3 years older for me to think of her in a fuck manner.

I so should have though. My friend pointed it out to me, I responded right behind her with "Oh dear Christ!!!"

 

[Ferbian]

I would've still judged it even if I was 25. Just judge at least.

What did she react to that respond?

 

[CH David]

Not sure, I didn't turn back as I was passing.

I feel dirty thinking of minors in that form.

 

[Ferbian]

Might be because I can get away with only being 2 years older.

 

[CH David]

Probably, bastard. I remember those days.

However, females my age or a little older are definitely hotter.

 

[Ferbian]

Arguable. I'd like to say girls around the age of 17-19 are HOT in Denmark. A large amount of them at least. There are some ugly fucks.

And then there's those where you just need a shopping bag.

 

[CH David]

There are definitely girls that are hot in that age bracket. I'd fuck em for sure. However, there are also girls in their mid-late 20s who are in their primes. Would you rather have an experienced hottie, or a not so experienced hottie? If you go with the experience, you can take that and teach the not so experienced.

 

[Ferbian]

I just lol'd. Our dog just walked in here, I patted it about once, then it left. Then it turned around returned, got patted once and left again.

Sure there's hot girls at their 20's who are hot as hell. I mean look at WWE. Michelle McCool is 30 for example. Natalya is 28, so is Maria.

 

[CH David]

Haha dogs rule. I wish I had one though.

Hell to the yes, Ferbs. I love Maria.

 

[Ferbian]

I could do without a dog. It's not my everything. I used to believe I truly wanted a dog. But I could feel that I was slightly indifferent about this one. Cute one and all that. It's raised properly as well. But in the end, I didn't mind if we got rid of it.

Don't get me wrong I love that we have it and all that. But I wouldn't complain if we got rid of it.

Maria is the number 1 female in the world for me.

 

[CH David]

I could see that.

Some of my friends went to school with her sister, I was insanely jealous.

 

[Ferbian]

Her sister is fucking hot as well. I wouldn't mind letting Maria go if I could have her sister as replacement. Plus the sister is more my age than Maria. Not that I'd care.

 

[CH David]

Either way would be sweet. Some good looking members in that family.

 

[Ferbian]

Indeed. Oh what I would do afterwards if I managed to get a threesome. Never expect it to happen. But I wouldn't be able to tell what I'd do if it did.

 

[CH David]

If you get a threesome out of that family I think you could be considered a God.

 

[Ferbian]

Maybe not by everybody. But I'd consider myself incredibly lucky, as I would probably be speechless for days. Walking around with a huge grin on my face like I stabled my cheeks together like that.

 

[CH David]

Straight guys would consider you a God, other than uptight douchebags. That would be an epic feat.

 

[Ferbian]

I still would doubt it. Considering the fact that even on this forum I'm certain there would be people that didn't rank Maria very high.

 

[CH David]

This is true. Whoever did it would be a God in my book. So

 

[Ferbian]

Very well. I shall make it my quest in life. Even if it happens to be at age 60 with both of them. Then I wouldn't get to brag about it though. I'd probably get a heart attack. Or they would and I would want to keep my mouth shut.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Maria went to NIU for a while. Just thought I'd chime in

 

[CH David]

Ahh Ferbs, you make me laugh. Gotta love ya.