UPDATED PREDICTIONS
Still a little while before they announce everything, and things can change as soon as tomorrow's Smackdown broadcast, but this is what WrestleMania is (unfortunately, lol) shaping up to look like in my mind:
World Heavyweight Championship: Edge vs. Big Show vs. John Cena
--People are jumping on this Hogan/Cena idea, which I think would be much better served for next year. But since Big Show beat Cena, and Cena lost his rematch by DQ which still technically puts him in #1 Contendership status, I think we'll get the same situation that we did last year. Remember, Orton beat Cena by DQ, HHH was named the #1 Contender, and Cena argued that he should still be in the match because he didn't lose at No Way Out? Well, same applies here. Vickie makes a Cena/Show match and if Cena wins, its a triple threat at WrestleMania. He does, which makes him 1-1 with Big Show. Since Edge pinned him clean at No Way Out and cheated on Raw, he's essentially 0-1-1 with Edge, so that means at WrestleMania, Cena pins Edge to win back his title.
WWE Championship: Randy Orton vs. HHH
--Bore. HHH is going to make sure that he wins. Orton went from being "strapped to a rocket" like people were saying and then he had a slight malfunction in the push when the matches with Shane sucked, and now that he's with HHH, its come to a complete stop and it'll end up blowing up like the Challenger. Sucks for Orton, as he could've been really pushed far with this storyline, but in the end, its going to turn into just another "HHH beats the unbeatable guy" angle. I severely hope this match doesn't close out the show and that somehow, they let Orton win clean, but c'mon...we all know HHH wants to be holding a title at the end of the show and he'll get his wish because he's HHH.
Streak: Undertaker vs. HBK
--The only jewel of this program, and man does it shine brightly. These two are my top two favorite wrestlers ever, and the two that I actually consider the best, and there's no way they aren't going to steal the show. Match of the night...match of the year....these guys are going to put on one hell of a match. Undertaker wins to keep the streak alive. Hopefully, there's some sort of handshake moment, as I don't want these two to be in a heel/face feud. They're better than that.
Brothers Feud: Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy
--God I hope Matt doesn't stink this match up. Jeff should go over here.
25 Divas Battle Royal
--They just announced this. From their rosters, they've got: Beth, Candice, Jillian, Kelly Kelly, Layla, Melina, Mickie, Rosa, Bella Twins, Eve, Gail Kim, Maria, Maryse, Michelle, Natalya, Alicia Fox, Katie Lea, and Tiffany. That's 19 right there, unless you keep Gail Kim out of the loop so she makes her return after the ppv. Out of the potential
former Divas that are being rumored to return, the names include Trish, Lita, Torrie Wilson, Sunny, Mae Young (for fuck's sake, ugh), Victoria, and Molly Holly. If they use those rumored returns and exclude Gail Kim, then that's 25. I think its safe to say the winner of this is only going to be potentially five names. If the winner isn't Beth, Maryse, Melina, Michelle, or Trish, then I have no clue who is going to win.
Legends Match
--I cannot see, and I hope I won't see, Rourke involved in this. Some have thrown out the idea of a Legends Lumberjack match, but I still like my idea of the Legends Gauntlet where Jericho literally beats about 10 legends within the span of a few minutes. That would get him so much heat if he goes out there and gives the Codebreaker and the Walls of Jericho to Hacksaw and others, especially right after they do the recap of the previous night's Hall of Fame, where everyone is feeling nostalgic. Then of course, I think it should end with Austin beating Jericho to end the match, or if they have to replace Austin because of his health problems, give that responsibility to Hogan.
Money in the Bank: CM Punk vs. Kane vs. Mark Henry vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ???
--God this is shaping up to be atrocious. Punk will not win. Kane has no chance. Henry has no chance and he serves no purpose in the match as he can't even fucking climb the ladder and I have NO clue why they put him in there instead of finding something else for him to do. The list of people that can fill the next few spots are way too numerous. Five spots, and the potentials are MVP, Kennedy, Evan Bourne, Christian, Kofi Kingston, John Morrison, the Miz, Shelton Benjamin, Rey Mysterio, and Finlay. Bourne and Kennedy might not be cleared to wrestle, and we don't know what's going on with Christian and Swagger. I really hope John Morrison and the Miz get in here and Morrison wins it as he needs it more than anybody else, but I'm still sticking to my prediction that if Morrison doesn't win it, Shelton or MVP will. I can't see them giving a title shot this early to Kofi and I can't see them wasting the MITB on someone who doesn't need it like Mysterio, or Finlay who won't win any title. What was once the one match that I knew I'd enjoy is actually the one I'm the most worried about, as I already know HHH/Orton will suck. They need to fit 5 good guys in those spots, and not people like Finlay, Kozlov, JBL, etc.
QUESTIONABLE ENTRIES / POTENTIAL FILLER MATCHES?:
MVP vs. Shelton Benjamin (vs. Chavo Guerrero)
--I don't see it happening, but its not out of the blue. They have been building something between the three of them.
Tag Team Unification: John Morrison & The Miz vs. The Colons
--Again, I don't see it happening, but its not out of the blue. They teased it last week. Hopefully, Morrison and Miz get in the MITB instead and one of them comes out with the case.
ECW Championship: Jack Swagger vs. ???
--I don't see it happening, really. Swagger is much too young to really deserve a spot on the card over previous guys, as this show should be revolved around the legend concept more than anything else. Now some might argue that if he has a match with Dreamer, that it would make up for that, as he's a "legend", but there are two problems with that. One, Dreamer is too worthless to put in that sort of a spot. Two, Dreamer's contract ends the day before the Extreme Rules ppv, and there's no way that they didn't plan that idea out, so I 100% do not see Dreamer winning the title before that ppv if he even wins it at all. They've done Swagger/Christian 3 times now basically and it would be a real annoyance if they put that on the card as we've seen it already.
WrestleMania typically has 9 standard matches, and those are 10 to predict right there. Obviously, one needs to be cut, and it still leaves out quite a bit of people, depending on who gets in the Money in the Bank match and whatnot. If I had to venture a guess, I'd say either the US or ECW title match gets erased there, which would unfortunately mean that Morrison couldn't win the Money in the Bank
