NOFATE'S BACKLASH REVIEW
ECW Championship: Christian vs. Jack Swagger
--Didn't see this match. Streams weren't loading. Although, I did finally get the stream to work at the very moment that they said "Killswitch!", the 3-count, and Christian winning the title. So, I can't critique the match itself, and I hope for the people that watched it that it was a good one. ECW has a plague right now in that their heels are really...well...shitty. Having Henry, Ezekiel, and Kozlov, and the only other heel being Swagger, it really dampers their feud options. Christian/Henry would be boring, and it would be virtually the same exact match as Christian/Kozov, or Christian/Ezekiel, and we've already seen enough of Christian/Swagger, as well as Finlay/Swagger, so I'm really hoping they think of something, cause I'm not looking forward to any of that, really. But, to be fair, that was the same as before Christian won the title, so I'm not saying that this match's outcome really led to it. I'm just curious what they'll do now. Swagger/Dreamer seemed like a gimme for Extreme Rules, and if they do Christian/Dreamer, it'll be a little odd, as people won't be cheering Dreamer as much as they would've if he was facing a heel. Now, I hope that this doesn't mean Christian drops the title to Kozlov or something real soon, as I think Kozlov should just be released since he sucks so horribly. We'll see.
I Thought This Feud Was Over Match: Chris Jericho vs. Ricky Steamboat
--Didn't catch this match either. Busy talking to someone. My dad told me it wasn't anything special, but idk, can't criticize it if I haven't seen it. I didn't see the point in this match in the first place, so I didn't care that I missed it.
Not For The MITB Case But it Should Be Match: CM Punk vs. Kane
--These two don't mesh well together. They've had about 5 singles matches now, and a few tag team matches against each other, and none of them have really been interesting. I have no clue why they bothered putting this on the card, especially if it wasn't for the MITB case. And I don't know why Kane won. Looks like Punk is falling into the same situation he did last year. He wins the MITB, and then is booked weak. Beats Kane with a quick roll, then loses on the ppv. If WWE wants Punk to be one of the two top faces on Smackdown, they really need to start booking him as a competitive guy against people that he can have a good match against. And he's not good against the "monsters", so Punk/Umaga would suck too. We really need Punk/Jericho, Punk/Shelton, or Punk/Morrison.
I Quit Match: Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy
--Big heaping pile of "meh". What a lame way to end the match, too, am I right? Jeff spends 20 minutes tying up Matt, and Matt cuts a crappy promo on a table, then quits.
Khali/Santina Segment
--WOW. WOW. This was TERRIBLE. How does WWE not fire the people that write this stuff? The entire thing would've been terrible even on an episode of Raw or Smackdown, let alone on a ppv that they expect you to pay for. You can tell they didn't bother letting JR in on his part, and he didn't play along with it in the slightest, so that was awkward and not funny. Beth comes out, can't get the slightest bit of heat, even with a derogatory remark (lame way to get heat in the first place, and it still failed), and then Khali starts pushing her around in a way that seemed a bit...idk...I don't want to say "sexist", but do you know what I mean? Biggest guy in the WWE smacks around one of the women, and he's a face? Seemed like a poor choice of booking. And this is around Beth challenging "Santina" for the Ms. WrestleMania notification, which, by now, does anybody really give a shit? They've been "teasing" that for a while, and it just seems like they're dragging this out for no reason other than that they have no clue what the fuck to do. Nobody was into this, from what I could tell. Didn't hear virtually any laughs or anything.
WWE Championship: HHH, Batista, & Shane McMahon vs. Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, & Ted DiBiase
--What was the point of Orton running away? That was pretty stupid. Glad he came back soon, though, as if he would've only shown up at the end, it would've ruined it. Decent match overall. Better than what I was expecting. But, to be fair, I was expecting it to be a total bomb. And I'm glad that Orton pinned HHH, as that helps his credibility a little bit more, but I still wish HHH wouldn't have kicked out of the RKO. Anyway, I hope the kick in the head doesn't mean that we get Orton/Batista, and then HHH comes back and beats Orton for the title in a month or so. I'd rather see Orton drop the title to someone else. Someone better. Like MVP, or Cena, or Kennedy. I really don't want to see HHH/Orton again. I'd much rather HHH come back in a month or so, turn heel, and have HHH/Batista.
World Heavyweight Championship: John Cena vs. Edge
--Well, after Christian and Orton won those titles, I figured for sure that Cena would retain. Surprised that he didn't. This was a typical Last Man Standing match, in that the worst part about it was that half of it was Charles Robinson counting to 6 or 7, followed by a spot, and then another 7 count. Second worst part of the match was that Edge STILL couldn't cleanly beat Cena. Shame. He was really looking solid throughout this match, like they could legitimately have him win on his own accord, without cheating, and I was looking forward to that. WWE seems to have this idea in their head that Edge shouldn't ever be able to win a match with his own skills unless its against someone like Funaki. I don't know why. And I'm not looking forward to more Cena/Show. At least the spotlight idea was something that I can't remember them really using, so that was nice. I have to agree with Tasty above in that having 2 of the top faces taken out on stretchers in a row was a little bland and unnecessary, especially if one (or both) come on Raw tomorrow night.
OVERALL
--Bland, uninspiring, and pretty boring. No real build up for most of the matches. Two of the matches that did have a build suffered in that their angle has already been old and tiresome, and I couldn't care less anymore (I Quit and WWE title). The matches that I saw didn't really deliver, and as always, they wasted way too much time by showing you the same fucking recaps that they show you three times a week for a month anyway. I'm so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so tired of hearing Orton say "I kicked...the old man....in the SKULL..." And that whole segment with Santino was just pathetic and is one of the prime pieces of evidence when people ask why I don't just buy the ppvs and I watch them on streams instead lol.