[Official] Will's Not Getting Any Thread

[NSL]

I despise you. All I get is bitched at these days.

It's OK Will. There's only how many weeks left? 7? 8? I'm sure you'll be fine until then.

In the mean time, I thought you'd like to know, Emily's coming up again this weekend. I'll tell her you said hi

 

[klunderbunker]

I feel sorry for Erin the day it's allowed again. He might break her.

 

[Sparky]

Will, can wait. the blow up doll I brought him should be arriving tommorow.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

This is the worst thread, ever.

 

[klunderbunker]

He had an e-husband. Not his fault he let him go.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I'm gonna send NSL a pig from Mexico, tomorrow.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I had an e-Wife, too.. But e- isn't helping real life M-e.

 

[klunderbunker]

How sad is it that I get more than Will does these days?

 

[NSL]

I feel sorry for Erin the day it's allowed again. He might break her.

Probably. But, how funny would it be if they were arguing, and he still didn't get any?

This is the worst thread, ever.

It's jsut a space for people to come, and brag about their recent conquests. Nothing personal.

Will, can wait. the blow up doll I brought him should be arriving tommorow.

If it's a Jenna Haze blow-up doll, he might break that too.

 

[klunderbunker]

I've had an e-wife and two e-husbands.

Not sure who was best.....

 

[NSL]

How sad is it that I get more than Will does these days?

Ouch.

I'm gonna send NSL a pig from Mexico, tomorrow.

I'd send it to KB first, if I were you. And, with all the rain you're getting, a tornado is bound to come through soon. Just send it with that

 

[klunderbunker]

Will do you have the big calender where you count down the days on your wall?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

How sad is it that I get more than Will does these days?

Erin isn't interested in sex anymore. She's too busy driving this.

 

[Sparky]

 

[NSL]

Erin isn't interested in sex anymore. She's too busy driving this.

Thuis is the perfect way to make sure she's interested.

 

[NSL]

It's a shame. This thread smells more "Thread Of The Year" than "sex".

 

[klunderbunker]

We need to get Erin a nun's outfit to scare the hell out of Will. I'll pay for it.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

We need to get Erin a nun's outfit to scare the hell out of Will. I'll pay for it.

Wouldn't phase me. If anything, it'll just make my nuts even more blue.

 

[NSL]

We need to get Erin a nun's outfit to scare the hell out of Will. I'll pay for it.

Not one like that though. He may enjoy it.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Not one like that though. He may enjoy it.

Definitely not wanting my Wife to look like the Goth. I think no sex would at least be understandable at that point.

 

[klunderbunker]

Wouldn't phase me. If anything, it'll just make my nuts even more blue.

And if she took a vow of chastity?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

And if she took a vow of chastity?

Then I'd learn how she'd lie to me about cheating.. because she can't go without sex, either.

 

[klunderbunker]

Turns lesbian?

 

[NSL]

Then I'd learn how she'd lie to me about cheating.. because she can't go without sex, either.

Obviously, she can.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Obviously, she can.

You do realize there is a slight difference between going without, by choice, and by force.. right?

Hmmm.. to rip stitches, or not to rip stitches. Tough choice. (FYI - ripping would cause an even longer wait)

And just because we aren't having sex.. that doesn't exactly mean we aren't doing anything.. since you're interested and all.