[Official] Will's Not Getting Any Thread

[TheOneBigWill]

So did your hate of oral when we were married.

I told you.. shave and I'll do it. But I'm not fucking back-packing through a rain forrest, to find treasure.

My life may be depressing, but at least I'm enjoying a sex life.

Maybe so.. but in a couple weeks, I'll be enjoying sex, too. And you'll still be a bitch, the rest of your life.

 

[NSL]

Maybe so.. but in a couple weeks, I'll be enjoying sex, too. And you'll still be a bitch, the rest of your life.

Is this because I plan on voting Raven over Edge?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Is this because I plan on voting Raven over Edge?

If Jerry Lynn is still in, I swear I'll vote against him on principal. Regardless who he's facing.

 

[NSL]

If Jerry Lynn is still in, I swear I'll vote against him on principal. Regardless who he's facing.

He's facing HBK, and last I saw, was losing 26-13.

I now hate you. This thread will now get sick and twisted.

 

[NSL]

 

[NSL]

 

[Milkyway!]

 

[justinsayne]

I'm gonna send NSL a pig from Mexico, tomorrow.

Will you nincompoop, you don't get swine flu from a fucking pig, you get it from a sick mexican, unless you have one of those who recently crossed the border, which I doubt since you live in Iowa, I doubt your plan is gonna do shit, now grab your fleshlight and leave Erin alone for Christ sake

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Will you nincompoop, you don't get swine flu from a fucking pig, you get it from a sick mexican, unless you have one of those who recently crossed the border, which I doubt since you live in Iowa, I doubt your plan is gonna do shit, now grab your fleshlight and leave Erin alone for Christ sake

I found a Fleshlight tonight. Fucker is like $50.00 though. I'm not spending that much on a plastic pussy. And I discovered a loop hole to having sex.. (technically, pun intended)

 

[Mrs Sexy]

I had an e-Wife, too.. But e- isn't helping real life M-e.

Just for this comment alone, you AREN'T getting any! You damn fuck nugget!

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

 

[klunderbunker]

Who needs that when you have these?

 

[FromTheSouth]

You totally ripped my joke.



I am honored.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

 

[Mrs Sexy]

You've complained in the past that she doesn't do what I think you're hinting at. And, I doubt you're doing much of anything to her.

Hmph...lol He can at least do something. I can't go exactly 7-8 weeks without anything. I was the one that said to wait until my appointment. For the simple fact that I HATE using condoms. But I'm pretty sure that I will give in and use them anyways, because I'm pretty sure that once I can have sex again(meaning before dr's appointment), I will want to because I won't be able to wait that long either.

Which would then give him the idea of having sex in the hearse. Extra points for doing it atop the casket.

You will NEVER see me get in a hearse alive.

inside the coffin. its not a threesome if one is dead.

Ok, this just got sick..I think I'm going to puke. *shivers*(literally). EW!

Erin's Father owns a casket. Is it double points, with a triple word score if we have sex on that one?

Yes, my Dad owns a hearse and I have NEVER been in it! Yuck! I know that there have been dead people in there! EW! I will go near it, but NOT in it!

 

[NSL]

Who needs that when you have these?

No offense KB, but this is spoken like a true virgin.

 

[E7]

didnt she just have a baby?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

didnt she just have a baby?

I'm almost positive he's talking about KB not Erin