TNA Impact Wrestling - December 1, 2011
Opening Segment - The promo segment that opened the show was ok. Roode continued to shine on the mic but I thought the participation of everyone else ultimately dragged the segment down. I'm just not feeling Sting in his role as the guy in charge of TNA. Maybe it's all the various stuff that goes on, like with how the Knockouts are treated in the angle with Karen Jarrett, that really blows through the smokescreen. If Sting is gonna be an authority figure then, I dunno, I think he needs to have the appearance of running things with a little more authority. Jeff Hardy & AJ Styles really contributed nothing here and Hardy only further displayed how weak he is and has always been on the stick. But the segment did an ok job of setting up the main event. It was passable only because Roode was really good out there.
Thumbs In The Middle
Jeff Jarrett & Jeff Hardy - Basically, more of the same from these two that we've seen for weeks and weeks now. Only, they happened to be in the backstage area instead of out in the ring. Jarrett ridicules Hardy, Hardy lamely defends himself by telling Jarrett to get over it and the two brawl for a bit. If the idea of this is to really turn Hardy into a sympathetic babyface, it's just not working for me. A lot of the stuff Jarrett says during this angle does carry a heavy weight of truth in my opinion.
Thumbs Down
Eric Bischoff & Bully Ray - Bischoff & Ray meet backstage and talk about Abyss. This brief backstage segment seems to suggest that an Abyss vs. Bully Ray feud is on the way. Can't say I'm all that excited about such a prospect to be perfectly honest. Ray does his best to hype Abyss as a monster as he continued to harp on Abyss just getting up after being put through a table like he took a bazooka shell to the face. Ray tries but it's just not getting over with me. Abyss has been virtually MIA since splitting with Immortal, he wasn't a particularly good henchman while he was with Immortal, and Ray trying to hype his toughness from no selling a table spot can't make me forget all the crap that we've seen with Abyss the past few years.
Thumbs Down
Knockouts Segments - Again, if TNA is trying to show that they have a real women's wrestling divsion, this is just an extremely strange way to go about it. Pulling out antics that the WWE would've used back in 1999 with the women on the roster just doesn't make me view them as "real women wrestlers". They did a few of these segments throughout the night and it was ultimately about the Knockouts washing the cars of some of the talent while wearing bikinis. You could hear some of the usual complaints about this, like how it's disrespectful and all that. Yet, again, TNA sends some mixed messages. Throughout the show, they aired commercials for ShopTNA.com with the Knockouts all being scantily clad and somewhat sexually provocative with some of the merchendise they were hawking. They act and dress ****ty in matches, they act & dress ****ty in commercials but it's demeaning for them to show skin in lingerie matches and wash cars in bikinis? The last segment erupted into a fully blown teenage wet dream with the Knockouts throwing suds on each other and buckets of water at one another. Some of the male wrestlers, like Kid Kash & The Pope and some others, came out and sort of cheered them on. As I said, if TNA wants to send a message that the Knockouts are more than just pretty girls with great bodies, this kind of stuff isn't the way to go about it.
Thumbs Down
1. Ink Inc. vs. Devon & The Pope D'Angelo Dinero vs. Mexican America in a #1 contender's match for the TNA World Tag Team Championship - An ok match for what it was. There was some decent action but it's hard to care about any of these teams. Most of the action was carried by Devon & Pope and Mexican America. Ink Inc. had very little involvement and just looked like a couple of scrubs. Devon ultimately winds up hitting a modified spinebuster on Jesse Neal at the 5 minute mark. Devon & Pope are the new #1 contenders. Hard to get excited about that when these two guys have been literally nothing for months on end.
*1/2
Austin Aries & Kid Kash - Very nice promo segment from Aries. He carries himself like a star, he's comfortable on the mic and delivers a very solid, quality heel speech. Kash came out and I thought he did an ok job but, for me, I think he needs to cut down on his "I've done it all" stuff because, in all honesty, the guy's a nobody. His greatest accomplishments in wrestling include a 14 day run as ECW World Television Champion in Aug. 2000, a 77 day run as TNA X Division Champion beginning in Feb. 2003, a 42 day run as WWE Cruiserweight Champion in Dec. 2005. The segment worked as it set up their match but it's not speaking highly of the X Division when they're already resorting to having the only two heels in the X Division beginning to feud.
Thumbs Up
Gunner - I thought this segment was pretty ridiculous. Gunner goes to this gym looking for Garett Bischoff and basically beats the snot out of guys that are in there training and workingout. I guess the main reason I thought it was ridiculous is that Gunner just no longer seems tough. He's coming up on the short end of the stick against Garett Bischoff, who hasn't been in wrestling long enough to take a piss, but we're supposed to believe he's this badass tough guy because he smacked a couple of gym rats around? Sorry TNA, not buying it.
Thumbs Down
2. Mickie James vs. ODB - All in all, a good effort from these two gals. The match did have the feel of a generic Attitude Era WWF Hardcore Championship match, but Mickie & ODB worked hard and delivered a surprisingly good match. There was a lot of your standard punch+kick+toss into something street fight formula, but they managed to tell a good story. Mickie ultimately gets the win at the 7 minute mark after delivering an extremely weak looking back kick to ODB, knocking a steel chair back in her face.
**
Kurt Angle & James Storm - Solid segment here. Storm being interviewed from his home by Tenay & Taz, for me, was falling very flat until Angle came out there. Storm & Angle have good chemistry and were able to bounce off of each other well. Storm tells Angle he'll be at the show next week, so that should be interesting. Storm says he isn't medically cleared to wrestle yet, but I'm betting that he is and that they'll wind up making an official match between them next week.
Thumbs Up
Bobby Roode's Family Videos - I thought the videos of Roode's family worked well in terms of helping put some heat on Roode. It's something we don't see very much of in wrestling. I'm thrilled to see that they didn't try to involve Roode's children in this aspect of the storyline. I was disgusted when TNA did that with the Angle & Jarrett kids during their feud, so I'm glad TNA decided not to sink back to that level. They did show Roode's sons briefly in a video sitting on the couch with him, it was an older one that they showed during Roode's BFG build up. After they were all finished, Roode called them all "users" and said how they didn't complain with the money rolling in and all. They didn't try to go over the top here, they didn't try to have any of Roode's family take things to an uncomfortable place.
Thumbs Up
3. Robbie E vs. Rob Van Dam for the TNA Television Championship - For the most part, this match consisted of almost nothing by RVD spots and run ins. Robbie E continues to look awful in his matches and looked so outclassed by RVD that I would've felt sorry for the guy if he wasn't so damned awful. At one point, Rob Terry has RVD on the floor and here comes Eric Young carrying a fire extinguisher and holds Terry off. RVD gets back in the ring, knocks Robbie down and hits the Five Star Frog Splash. In runs Daniels, hits Angel's Wings, puts Robbie E on top of RVD and Robbie gets the win.
1/2*
4. Bobby Roode vs. AJ Styles vs. Jeff Hardy - Very nice triple threat effort to close the show with. Good action and good storytelling from all three involved. Roode made good use of the triple threat stipulation by, eventually, getting Styles & Hardy going after each other instead of him. Nice work from Roode and Styles especially I thought, they work quite well together. The ending comes after Hardy breaks up Roode's attempt at a win after he'd hit the Fisherman's Suplex on Styles. Hardy hits the Twist of Fate on Roode and goes up top for the Swanton Bomb. Jarrett comes out and knocks his feet out from under him, allowing Roode to get the cover and the win about the 14 minute mark.
***
Sting's Announcement - After the match, Sting comes out on stage and makes a match at Final Resolution between Jeff Jarrett & Jeff Hardy. If Hardy wins, he's #1 contender for the TNA World Heavyeight Championship. If Jarrett wins, Hardy is gone from TNA. Gee, I wonder who'll come out on top in that match
Can't say I'm at all excited about the match because, of course, Hardy won't lose and I'm not particularly excited about see him in the TNA WHC picture again. He was a lousy champ the first two times around and it just seems waaaaaaay too soon for him to be anywhere near the strap in my view.
Thumbs Down
Overall Show - Definitely a mixed bag of a show. The good on the show was good and the bad was pretty shit awful. The opening promo was ok and was passable, to me, only because of Roode's good mic work out there. The Hardy/Jarrett feud isn't doing anything for me because I'm just not that sympathetic towards Hardy right now. Gunner continues to come across like an absolute joke and I'm not buying into TNA's attempt at having him look like a tough guy because he beat up some gym rats. The Knockouts Division takes several massive steps back. It's hard to take any TNA criticism of the WWE Divas seriously after this stuff and last week's lingerie match. Devon & The Pope are the new #1 contenders for the tag titles. They've gone from months of irrelevancy to #1 contenders literally overnight. Maybe they'll last longer than the 2 minutes Mexican America lasted in their rematch with Morgan & Crimson. Nice work from Austin Aries & Kid Kash and the Knockout street fight between Mickie James & ODB was much better than I was expecting. The videos of Roode's family worked out well and I'm so glad TNA didn't try to do something tacky and low class here, which they could've done. Robbie E vs. RVD was a waste of time. Nice segment featuring Angle & Storm and the main event was a very good match to close the show out with.
Grade: C+