Jack-Hammer
YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!!
TNA Impact Wrestling - December 8, 2011
Opening Segment - I felt kinda underwhelmed here quite honestly. I'm assuming the point of bringing Dixie Carter out and having Roode "spit" on her was designed to generate heat on Bobby Roode. However, it didn't really translate all that well. Roode came off tonight as your typically, cowardly heel and his work on the mic really wasn't up to par. Roode is capable of and has produced much better than what he delivered tonight. All in all, just a ho-hum promo segment that didn't really deliver the goods in my opinion. Thumbs Down
1. Abyss vs. Samoa Joe - The match featured some decent action. It was incredibly slow at times and, for me, it's just hard to become overly excited about Samoa Joe. He's obviously nothing remotely resembling a priority in TNA, so this match didn't generate a lot of interest. Joe hit some of his usual moves and Abyss did his thing before Scott Steiner & Bully Ray come to ringside. Steiner distracts the ref and Ray uses his chain to deliver a clothesline to Joe. Abyss then hits the chokeslam and gets the win at the 7 minute mark. Ray & Steiner celebrate with Abyss and it looks, for a moment, that Abyss might be back with Immortal before he hits Steiner with the Black Hole Slam while Ray cowers in the corner. Not really buying into Ray's overselling of Abyss' toughness. He's gone on about how Abyss just "got up" from being put through a table as if Abyss took a nuclear missle to the face and didn't get his eyebrows singed. *1/4
Matt Morgan & Crimson and Pope & Devon - The segment started out ok I thought as Pope & Devon were pretty decent on the mic. Devon's stuff was more of the same "you know that I have nothing but respect for you" kind of stuff you hear whenever TNA has a couple of faces squaring off and Pope's response, which was basically the exact opposite, did balance it out. I lost interest when Devon's brats jumped the railing and came into the ring to beat on Matt Morgan a bit. They might have them play a role in the tag title match at the ppv this Sunday. Thumbs In The Middle
2. Mickie James vs. Madison Rayne - Pretty standard stuff for a Knockout match. To me, it looks as though Madison has some ring rust. She hasn't really wrestled all that much in a while and she looked kinda sloppy in there at times. Mickie James ultimately gets the win with her jumping DDT, which was botched all to hell and back. *
3. Garret Bischoff vs. Gunner - Pretty lousy match from any perspective really. Gunner spent most of it punching, kicking or smacking Bischoff around. Bischoff got in some offense, not much, but enough to demonstrate that he's extremely green. The ending to this match was awful as Bischoff hits the sloppiest, lamest, flukiest looking roll up ever executed to win the match about the 1.5 minute mark. Gunner beats down Bischoff for a bit before Eric Bischoff comes out and pull the mat away from the floor. Gunner delivers a piledriver to the concrete. Backstage, as Garret is being wheeled out in an ambulance, Bischoff & Flair taunt him, even asking if his legs work. The family drama with the Bischoffs has been poorly written and executed just as bad. It's not believable, it's not interesting and it's giving a green kid major television time that's not ready for it. 1/4*
Cowboy James Storm & Kurt Angle - Very nice work here on the mic from James Storm. Storm revealed some stuff about his past, I'm guess it's all true, and was able to make a personal connection with the audience. Angle didn't say much here and TNA gave Storm a chance to carry the segment and he ran with it. Storm turning his back on Angle and daring him to hit him from behind was a little cliche` but it did help put an emphasis on Storm coming to Final Resolution to fight. Thumbs Up
4. Gail Kim vs. Traci Brooks - Overall, the match was pretty weak but I do think it did a good job of reinforcing the storyline of the tension between Traci Brooks and Karen Jarrett & her favorites. The match was supposed to be just Traci lying down for Gail, but she kickes out and spends the next few minutes working Kim over. Karen Jarrett comes down the ramp looking like she's about to trip over those heels she's wearing any second and gets up on the apron. Here comes the ref incompotence. He's trying to separate Traci from Karen as Madison Rayne comes up from behind and hits Traci in the back with one of the Knockout tag titles. Kim then rolls up Traci and gets the win. Yeah, the match was pretty overbooked and, for the most part, I thought it made Gail Kim look weak more than anything else. 1/2*
5. AJ Styles & Jeff Hardy vs. Boddy Roode & Jeff Jarrett - Solid match to close the show out with. It wasn't a fantastic match, but it was definitely the highlight of wrestling action as seen on the show this week. Pretty standard formula with the heels working over the "injured" knee of Styles, keeping him isolated and making a lot of quick tags. Things eventually break down with Hardy & Jarrett brawling, again, and heading towards the back. Styles is able to get the roll up on Roode and get the clean pin about the 14 minute mark. Roode then worked on Styles "injured" knee some more to close the show out with, so I'm guessing they're going with an injury angle to protect Styles at Final Resolution. Solid match with some fun spots. **1/2
Final Thoughts - Overall, I thought tonight's go home show was a dud. A lot of things were just underwhelming or downright mediocre. For me, the highlight of the show was James Storm on the mic. He delivered the goods and his match with Kurt Angle is one I'm interested to see. The tag team main event delivered solid action and gave Styles some momentum going into the ppv. I'm sure they'll deliver a high quality match, but Roode & Styles still feels like a filler feud. I don't believe there's a chance of Styles walking out of the ppv with the title. As for the rest of the show, nothing worth checking out.
Grade: D+
Opening Segment - I felt kinda underwhelmed here quite honestly. I'm assuming the point of bringing Dixie Carter out and having Roode "spit" on her was designed to generate heat on Bobby Roode. However, it didn't really translate all that well. Roode came off tonight as your typically, cowardly heel and his work on the mic really wasn't up to par. Roode is capable of and has produced much better than what he delivered tonight. All in all, just a ho-hum promo segment that didn't really deliver the goods in my opinion. Thumbs Down
1. Abyss vs. Samoa Joe - The match featured some decent action. It was incredibly slow at times and, for me, it's just hard to become overly excited about Samoa Joe. He's obviously nothing remotely resembling a priority in TNA, so this match didn't generate a lot of interest. Joe hit some of his usual moves and Abyss did his thing before Scott Steiner & Bully Ray come to ringside. Steiner distracts the ref and Ray uses his chain to deliver a clothesline to Joe. Abyss then hits the chokeslam and gets the win at the 7 minute mark. Ray & Steiner celebrate with Abyss and it looks, for a moment, that Abyss might be back with Immortal before he hits Steiner with the Black Hole Slam while Ray cowers in the corner. Not really buying into Ray's overselling of Abyss' toughness. He's gone on about how Abyss just "got up" from being put through a table as if Abyss took a nuclear missle to the face and didn't get his eyebrows singed. *1/4
Matt Morgan & Crimson and Pope & Devon - The segment started out ok I thought as Pope & Devon were pretty decent on the mic. Devon's stuff was more of the same "you know that I have nothing but respect for you" kind of stuff you hear whenever TNA has a couple of faces squaring off and Pope's response, which was basically the exact opposite, did balance it out. I lost interest when Devon's brats jumped the railing and came into the ring to beat on Matt Morgan a bit. They might have them play a role in the tag title match at the ppv this Sunday. Thumbs In The Middle
2. Mickie James vs. Madison Rayne - Pretty standard stuff for a Knockout match. To me, it looks as though Madison has some ring rust. She hasn't really wrestled all that much in a while and she looked kinda sloppy in there at times. Mickie James ultimately gets the win with her jumping DDT, which was botched all to hell and back. *
3. Garret Bischoff vs. Gunner - Pretty lousy match from any perspective really. Gunner spent most of it punching, kicking or smacking Bischoff around. Bischoff got in some offense, not much, but enough to demonstrate that he's extremely green. The ending to this match was awful as Bischoff hits the sloppiest, lamest, flukiest looking roll up ever executed to win the match about the 1.5 minute mark. Gunner beats down Bischoff for a bit before Eric Bischoff comes out and pull the mat away from the floor. Gunner delivers a piledriver to the concrete. Backstage, as Garret is being wheeled out in an ambulance, Bischoff & Flair taunt him, even asking if his legs work. The family drama with the Bischoffs has been poorly written and executed just as bad. It's not believable, it's not interesting and it's giving a green kid major television time that's not ready for it. 1/4*
Cowboy James Storm & Kurt Angle - Very nice work here on the mic from James Storm. Storm revealed some stuff about his past, I'm guess it's all true, and was able to make a personal connection with the audience. Angle didn't say much here and TNA gave Storm a chance to carry the segment and he ran with it. Storm turning his back on Angle and daring him to hit him from behind was a little cliche` but it did help put an emphasis on Storm coming to Final Resolution to fight. Thumbs Up
4. Gail Kim vs. Traci Brooks - Overall, the match was pretty weak but I do think it did a good job of reinforcing the storyline of the tension between Traci Brooks and Karen Jarrett & her favorites. The match was supposed to be just Traci lying down for Gail, but she kickes out and spends the next few minutes working Kim over. Karen Jarrett comes down the ramp looking like she's about to trip over those heels she's wearing any second and gets up on the apron. Here comes the ref incompotence. He's trying to separate Traci from Karen as Madison Rayne comes up from behind and hits Traci in the back with one of the Knockout tag titles. Kim then rolls up Traci and gets the win. Yeah, the match was pretty overbooked and, for the most part, I thought it made Gail Kim look weak more than anything else. 1/2*
5. AJ Styles & Jeff Hardy vs. Boddy Roode & Jeff Jarrett - Solid match to close the show out with. It wasn't a fantastic match, but it was definitely the highlight of wrestling action as seen on the show this week. Pretty standard formula with the heels working over the "injured" knee of Styles, keeping him isolated and making a lot of quick tags. Things eventually break down with Hardy & Jarrett brawling, again, and heading towards the back. Styles is able to get the roll up on Roode and get the clean pin about the 14 minute mark. Roode then worked on Styles "injured" knee some more to close the show out with, so I'm guessing they're going with an injury angle to protect Styles at Final Resolution. Solid match with some fun spots. **1/2
Final Thoughts - Overall, I thought tonight's go home show was a dud. A lot of things were just underwhelming or downright mediocre. For me, the highlight of the show was James Storm on the mic. He delivered the goods and his match with Kurt Angle is one I'm interested to see. The tag team main event delivered solid action and gave Styles some momentum going into the ppv. I'm sure they'll deliver a high quality match, but Roode & Styles still feels like a filler feud. I don't believe there's a chance of Styles walking out of the ppv with the title. As for the rest of the show, nothing worth checking out.
Grade: D+