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Smackdown
Date: August 27, 2010
Location: Save Mart Center, Fresno, California
Commentators: Matt Striker, Todd Grisham
Theme song leads to pyro, which is a very simple thing that this show does which I always like for some reason. I like basic stuff like that I suppose.
Rey vs. Kane tonight in a No DQ match. Where have I heard this pairing before? Kofi vs. Dolph again and if he’s disqualified Kofi gets the title. Taker returns…..again, as well.
Kane vs. Rey Mysterio
Kane dominates early since Rey’s arm is still messed up due to Del Rio last week, which is a nice bit of continuity. I know it’s not much but in the modern era of wrestling you have to take what you can get.
Kendo stick is brought in but Rey gets hold of it. His offense lasts less time than Andre’s title reign as a big boot gives Kane the advantage again. Rey tries to go aerial and gets kicked back again. In the words of Big Zeke’s theme song: this right here is domination.
As we go to a break a thought pops into my head: since anything goes here and there are no time limits, if someone say shot their opponent in a match and the match can’t end in disqualification, wouldn’t the match have to continue once the shooter got out of jail?
Rey fights out of a chin lock but gets caught in a sideslam. This has been completely one sided. We hear how Undertaker unmasked Kane. I’ve always been against them redoing history. Is it that bad to just say HHH made Kane take his mask off? 619 doesn’t work either and then Kane counters the rana.
Mysterio does manage to get some chair shots in and finally hits something. His offense lasts about a minute this time as he jumps into a chokeslam on a chair. Nearly total dominance from Kane here in what could be argued to be a squash. Now can we please keep these two apart for like the next two years?
Rating: C. Well the goal here was to make Kane look like a monster heel and they did just that. Rey jobbing twice in a row is a rare thing for him but it’s nice to see once in awhile. Also when you’re as high up on the roster as he is, it’s not like two losses really mean much, especially with one of them being to the world champion. Not a great match but it did its job.
Alberto Del Rio comes out makes fun of Rey before locking him in that armbar again. I wouldn’t mind if this got him off TV for a bit, but then again I don’t like Rey very much at all.
He gets the chair and Pillmanizes the arm against the post. Not bad for a guy two weeks into his career here and it’s getting close to making up for those irritating vignettes.
CM Punk vs. JTG
Definitely see JTG winning this one. I mean how else could it go? Immediate rollup gets two for JTG as we’re going rather fast paced in this one. This is really short as Punk does the pledge and hits the GTS before using the Anaconda Vice which is a nice throwback for him. Well done.
Rating: N/A. Too short to mean anything but it’s good to see old school style squashes. You can do a lot with things like that and this definitely worked for what it was supposed to do.
Punk calls in the SES and has them get on their knees. That is how you do it apparently. Lots of new tattoos for Punk it seems, unless I’ve missed all of those on his chest. He tells Gallows to beat Big Show and to be better or to be gone.
Rosa is doing one of those arm shaker things in Teddy’s office. After she leaves, Teddy reads WWE Magazine and a plant keeps inching towards Teddy. Inside of it is of course Horny who “tells” Teddy that he’s been spying on Laycool.
It’s all pantomime so Teddy doesn’t get it. Horny writes down some squiggly lines and Teddy doesn’t get it. Teddy has an idea for them to work together.
That Best of Raw DVD looks good actually.
We recap Raw again to fill in some time.
Taker is still coming tonight. Nothing has changed in the last 30 minutes.
We recap Dolph vs. Kofi last week where Dolph beat down Kofi despite losing the match and stomped on his face.
Cody Rhodes shows us how to shave properly. How to shave your legs that is. These are working, especially with the music that goes with them.
Intercontinental Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. Kofi Kingston
If Dolph gets disqualified he loses the title. Both guys have great theme music. Kofi goes nuts to start and hits an SOS for two as we go to a break. Back and Kofi misses a top rope cross body. Striker says Vickie jiggles when she claps, so, you guessed it, he names her and Dolph Jiggles and Ziggles. Moving on.
They slug it out for awhile and Kofi gets another SOS for THREE! Too bad Dolph grabbed the ropes just after two, so it’s a Dusty Finish to an extent. Not a full one but it’s nice to get the crowd excited a bit. Dolph takes over now and works on the neck. Sleeper doesn’t work and Vickie slaps Kofi, getting Dolph yelling at her.
Kofi gets a punch off the middle rope for two as this match is getting time. Top rope cross body gets two. Dolph uses an FU from his knees to get two. Naturally it’s just a fireman’s carry here though to avoid having obvious problems.
We hit the floor and I think I know what’s coming. Yep it’s a countout as Vickie doesn’t let Dolph beat the count. Kofi chases him into the audience to end the segment.
Rating: B. Very good back and forth match here although the ending was a little obvious. These two have had a solid rivalry lately and it’s been rather entertaining. This is supposed to be the wrestler’s title and that has been coming off very well. It’s good that this division and title are getting respect as they can be very valuable if used right.
We recap the Kane segment last week to push the Taker return for later.
Jack Swagger vs. MVP
This is under scientific rules. If MVP wins Swagger pays for the end of the Summer party and if Swagger wins he gets to hose the VIP Lounge one time. You win by getting five takedowns apparently. They wear headgear also. To get a takedown three limbs have to be touching the mat at once.
Swagger pauses to warm up. MVP slaps him before we start so it’s not a DQ. Swagger scores immediately. This is something like you would see in the Team Challenge Series in the dying days of the AWA. MVP gets a leg but Swagger gets a NICE reversal for the second point.
A half belly to belly half spinebuster makes it 3-0. This is going by really fast so I apologize if it doesn’t seem like there’s much commentary or play by play. And then MVP punches him to end this. Swagger jumps him in the aisle and puts him in the ankle lock.
Rating: N/A. Not sure what the point was here but it was pretty stupid. Swagger dominated and then MVP punched him. That’s all there was to it, literally. Maybe MVP was tired from the long match on Tueday.
Laycool is talking about various things and Kaval comes up. They bash Melina for a bit and Kaval makes two guys in there leave. Weird.
Alberto Del Rio’s announcer sets up this match.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Carlos Sanchez
The cars are a nice touch for Del Rio, although saying they’re valued at over ten million dollars is a bit much. Del Rio gets a choke and it’s more or less one sided. The armbreaker ends this relatively quickly.
Rating: N/A. Total squash and there’s no other way to put it.
Kelly Kelly and Big Show are coming to the ring.
Big Show vs. Luke Gallows
Punk is watching in the back as Show dominates early. Kelly and Serena go at it on the floor. Shame that Serena is gone so we won’t get to see the conclusion to that. Back in the ring and Gallows makes something close to a comeback. Then he gets punched in the face to end it quick. Lots of fast matches tonight.
Rating: N/A. I know I’ve been giving a lot of these, but what can you really do in like 3 minutes? Show squashed him for the most part other than about three shots from Gallows. That’s not particularly good or bad and I’m not going to say a match was bad just because it was really short. They did what they could in the time they had, but you can’t fairly say if it was good or bad most of the time.
Taker comes out and says he’s not dead yet. You could make a long DVD of nothing but his returns. He’s not dead but he’s a dead man. His voice sounds even more gravely than before. Taker says Kane will never be pardoned and that he doesn’t deserve to carry the title.
Cue Kane, with the belt. This is weird to see with Kane as champion. Taker coughs as Kane makes his entrance, which is just odd for some reason. Kane says Taker is living in a fantasy world if he thinks Taker is still the dominant one. This whole blue vs. red thing is kind of working for me.
Taker can’t remember the line Kane called himself last week due to the attack, which is a nice touch really. He sounds like he’s about to say he built this house brick by fucking brick but he says firey instead. This is a solid promo.
Deadman says he taught Kane everything Kane knows about being evil, but Taker didn’t teach Kane everything Taker knew about being evil. Kane says not this time and that Taker will Rest in Peace. His laugh ends the show.
Overall Rating: B. Yet again Smackdown manages to squeeze in a ton of stuff without making anything seem long. We even got a long promo segment and a long match. Michael Hayes is indeed a very good TV writer as he knows how to make nothing into something. This was another good show with plenty of stuff in it. The time flies by every Friday and it always comes off very well. Another good show as we build things up for Night of Champions. Good show.
Date: August 27, 2010
Location: Save Mart Center, Fresno, California
Commentators: Matt Striker, Todd Grisham
Theme song leads to pyro, which is a very simple thing that this show does which I always like for some reason. I like basic stuff like that I suppose.
Rey vs. Kane tonight in a No DQ match. Where have I heard this pairing before? Kofi vs. Dolph again and if he’s disqualified Kofi gets the title. Taker returns…..again, as well.
Kane vs. Rey Mysterio
Kane dominates early since Rey’s arm is still messed up due to Del Rio last week, which is a nice bit of continuity. I know it’s not much but in the modern era of wrestling you have to take what you can get.
Kendo stick is brought in but Rey gets hold of it. His offense lasts less time than Andre’s title reign as a big boot gives Kane the advantage again. Rey tries to go aerial and gets kicked back again. In the words of Big Zeke’s theme song: this right here is domination.
As we go to a break a thought pops into my head: since anything goes here and there are no time limits, if someone say shot their opponent in a match and the match can’t end in disqualification, wouldn’t the match have to continue once the shooter got out of jail?
Rey fights out of a chin lock but gets caught in a sideslam. This has been completely one sided. We hear how Undertaker unmasked Kane. I’ve always been against them redoing history. Is it that bad to just say HHH made Kane take his mask off? 619 doesn’t work either and then Kane counters the rana.
Mysterio does manage to get some chair shots in and finally hits something. His offense lasts about a minute this time as he jumps into a chokeslam on a chair. Nearly total dominance from Kane here in what could be argued to be a squash. Now can we please keep these two apart for like the next two years?
Rating: C. Well the goal here was to make Kane look like a monster heel and they did just that. Rey jobbing twice in a row is a rare thing for him but it’s nice to see once in awhile. Also when you’re as high up on the roster as he is, it’s not like two losses really mean much, especially with one of them being to the world champion. Not a great match but it did its job.
Alberto Del Rio comes out makes fun of Rey before locking him in that armbar again. I wouldn’t mind if this got him off TV for a bit, but then again I don’t like Rey very much at all.
He gets the chair and Pillmanizes the arm against the post. Not bad for a guy two weeks into his career here and it’s getting close to making up for those irritating vignettes.
CM Punk vs. JTG
Definitely see JTG winning this one. I mean how else could it go? Immediate rollup gets two for JTG as we’re going rather fast paced in this one. This is really short as Punk does the pledge and hits the GTS before using the Anaconda Vice which is a nice throwback for him. Well done.
Rating: N/A. Too short to mean anything but it’s good to see old school style squashes. You can do a lot with things like that and this definitely worked for what it was supposed to do.
Punk calls in the SES and has them get on their knees. That is how you do it apparently. Lots of new tattoos for Punk it seems, unless I’ve missed all of those on his chest. He tells Gallows to beat Big Show and to be better or to be gone.
Rosa is doing one of those arm shaker things in Teddy’s office. After she leaves, Teddy reads WWE Magazine and a plant keeps inching towards Teddy. Inside of it is of course Horny who “tells” Teddy that he’s been spying on Laycool.
It’s all pantomime so Teddy doesn’t get it. Horny writes down some squiggly lines and Teddy doesn’t get it. Teddy has an idea for them to work together.
That Best of Raw DVD looks good actually.
We recap Raw again to fill in some time.
Taker is still coming tonight. Nothing has changed in the last 30 minutes.
We recap Dolph vs. Kofi last week where Dolph beat down Kofi despite losing the match and stomped on his face.
Cody Rhodes shows us how to shave properly. How to shave your legs that is. These are working, especially with the music that goes with them.
Intercontinental Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. Kofi Kingston
If Dolph gets disqualified he loses the title. Both guys have great theme music. Kofi goes nuts to start and hits an SOS for two as we go to a break. Back and Kofi misses a top rope cross body. Striker says Vickie jiggles when she claps, so, you guessed it, he names her and Dolph Jiggles and Ziggles. Moving on.
They slug it out for awhile and Kofi gets another SOS for THREE! Too bad Dolph grabbed the ropes just after two, so it’s a Dusty Finish to an extent. Not a full one but it’s nice to get the crowd excited a bit. Dolph takes over now and works on the neck. Sleeper doesn’t work and Vickie slaps Kofi, getting Dolph yelling at her.
Kofi gets a punch off the middle rope for two as this match is getting time. Top rope cross body gets two. Dolph uses an FU from his knees to get two. Naturally it’s just a fireman’s carry here though to avoid having obvious problems.
We hit the floor and I think I know what’s coming. Yep it’s a countout as Vickie doesn’t let Dolph beat the count. Kofi chases him into the audience to end the segment.
Rating: B. Very good back and forth match here although the ending was a little obvious. These two have had a solid rivalry lately and it’s been rather entertaining. This is supposed to be the wrestler’s title and that has been coming off very well. It’s good that this division and title are getting respect as they can be very valuable if used right.
We recap the Kane segment last week to push the Taker return for later.
Jack Swagger vs. MVP
This is under scientific rules. If MVP wins Swagger pays for the end of the Summer party and if Swagger wins he gets to hose the VIP Lounge one time. You win by getting five takedowns apparently. They wear headgear also. To get a takedown three limbs have to be touching the mat at once.
Swagger pauses to warm up. MVP slaps him before we start so it’s not a DQ. Swagger scores immediately. This is something like you would see in the Team Challenge Series in the dying days of the AWA. MVP gets a leg but Swagger gets a NICE reversal for the second point.
A half belly to belly half spinebuster makes it 3-0. This is going by really fast so I apologize if it doesn’t seem like there’s much commentary or play by play. And then MVP punches him to end this. Swagger jumps him in the aisle and puts him in the ankle lock.
Rating: N/A. Not sure what the point was here but it was pretty stupid. Swagger dominated and then MVP punched him. That’s all there was to it, literally. Maybe MVP was tired from the long match on Tueday.
Laycool is talking about various things and Kaval comes up. They bash Melina for a bit and Kaval makes two guys in there leave. Weird.
Alberto Del Rio’s announcer sets up this match.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Carlos Sanchez
The cars are a nice touch for Del Rio, although saying they’re valued at over ten million dollars is a bit much. Del Rio gets a choke and it’s more or less one sided. The armbreaker ends this relatively quickly.
Rating: N/A. Total squash and there’s no other way to put it.
Kelly Kelly and Big Show are coming to the ring.
Big Show vs. Luke Gallows
Punk is watching in the back as Show dominates early. Kelly and Serena go at it on the floor. Shame that Serena is gone so we won’t get to see the conclusion to that. Back in the ring and Gallows makes something close to a comeback. Then he gets punched in the face to end it quick. Lots of fast matches tonight.
Rating: N/A. I know I’ve been giving a lot of these, but what can you really do in like 3 minutes? Show squashed him for the most part other than about three shots from Gallows. That’s not particularly good or bad and I’m not going to say a match was bad just because it was really short. They did what they could in the time they had, but you can’t fairly say if it was good or bad most of the time.
Taker comes out and says he’s not dead yet. You could make a long DVD of nothing but his returns. He’s not dead but he’s a dead man. His voice sounds even more gravely than before. Taker says Kane will never be pardoned and that he doesn’t deserve to carry the title.
Cue Kane, with the belt. This is weird to see with Kane as champion. Taker coughs as Kane makes his entrance, which is just odd for some reason. Kane says Taker is living in a fantasy world if he thinks Taker is still the dominant one. This whole blue vs. red thing is kind of working for me.
Taker can’t remember the line Kane called himself last week due to the attack, which is a nice touch really. He sounds like he’s about to say he built this house brick by fucking brick but he says firey instead. This is a solid promo.
Deadman says he taught Kane everything Kane knows about being evil, but Taker didn’t teach Kane everything Taker knew about being evil. Kane says not this time and that Taker will Rest in Peace. His laugh ends the show.
Overall Rating: B. Yet again Smackdown manages to squeeze in a ton of stuff without making anything seem long. We even got a long promo segment and a long match. Michael Hayes is indeed a very good TV writer as he knows how to make nothing into something. This was another good show with plenty of stuff in it. The time flies by every Friday and it always comes off very well. Another good show as we build things up for Night of Champions. Good show.