Jack-Hammer
YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!!
WWE Monday Night Raw - September 6, 2010
Opening Segment - Raw opened pretty strong last night with all the members of The Nexus standing in the ring bragging about their beatdown of The Undertaker and their victory in the elimination tag main event last week. Barrett, Otunga & Tarver were all strong on the mic last night and while Gabriel & Slater aren't as strong, it's good that all of them got some mic time. Slater might've sounded like a hick that just climbed off the turnip truck, but he was energetic and did get the crowd to respond to him so that's a plus. I like that Randy Orton came out rather than John Cena and looked as though he was about to climb in the ring despite being outnumbered. That alone simply made the guy look strong, or dumb depending upon how you wanna look at it. The GM chimes in and assigns matches for Gabirel & Barrett with Gabriel taking on Cena and Barrett taking on Orton with the winner wrestling Cena in the main event next week. Good way to open things. Thumbs Up
Chris Jericho vs. John Morrison - I enjoyed this match a lot. It was a little choppy in a couple of spots but it was a good match for these two. The stipulation added by the Raw GM saying that if Jericho lost he'd be out of the 6 pack challenge at NOC had me convinced that Jericho would win. Morrison, however, pulls off the upset and pins Jericho with Starship Pain a little past the 10 minute mark. As a result, Jericho is out of the main event at NOC. I was quite surprised that happened and I'm wondering if there's going to be a replacement for Jericho in the match and, if so, who will it be? Maybe this means that Jericho has re-signed with the WWE? A nice and unexpected surprise with a big win for Morrison. Thumbs Up
Melina vs. Alicia Fox - This match was actually pretty good, though utterly predictable. Alicia, who is usually pretty solid on the mic, screwed up a couple of times during her promo prior to the match. The action between the two Divas was solid and the crowd actually responded and cared about the match. Melina gets the win around the 2.5 minute mark to retain the title. I'm not a fan of short title matches, even if it is for a women's title, with very few exceptions. This match made Melina look strong with NOC a few weeks away and a big go home show planned for next week. This wasn't great, but it wasn't bad and it could have been a helluva lot worse. Thumbs Up
Edge & Zack Ryder - Good exchange between these two backstage. Edge had great delivery and I do think Zack Ryder is someone that's underutilized. It was a fun little promo and, given what happened with Morrison & Jericho, it had me hoping that Ryder would ultimately be Edge's opponent and we might see another upset. Thumbs Up
Ted DiBiase & Maryse - I'm not really sure what the purpose of this segment was. It does add a little hint of mystery to what the purpose of the note Maryse found is, though this can hardly be called a cliffhanger. I know I've said it before but it bears repeating: Maryse is gorgeous, I mean really really gorgeous. The kinda gorgeous that makes a man forget his name for about half an hour. This didn't really add anything to the show but it didn't take away anything. If nothing else, it was an excuse to ogle Maryse for a few minutes. Thumbs Up
John Cena vs. Justin Gabriel - This was a pretty good match overall, nothing spectacular really, but a good match all the same in which Justin Gabriel looked pretty strong. In all honesty, nobody expected Gabriel to beat John Cena here even though we all probably had that little glimmer of hope that a major upset was on the horizon. At any rate, Gabirel gave Cena a good match and got himself a nice rub from the biggest star in the company. Cena got the win via an Attitude Adjustment off the ropes around the 7 minute mark. The match could've used another 3 or 4 minutes, but a solid performance. Thumbs Up
The Miz & Daniel Bryan - I thought this was a great segment with The Miz giving a killer promo. The Miz's promo consisted basically of just about everything I've read haters post about the guy and I found myself agreeing with just about everything he said. The Miz is a talented pro wrestler and I honestly think anybody that denies that is just plain hating on the guy for no reason. If you don't like him that's fine, but don't deny the man's ability. The Miz's promo touched on his beginnings in the WWE and his journey through the company as well as the hurdles he had to jump to basically even be accepted. The Miz revealing the upcoming cover of the WWE Magazine with him on the cover was hyped well as The Miz says it means he's made it. Daniel Bryan came to the ring and I thought he did a really good job with the whole "Anti-Superstar" bit that's going on. I don't know if he's quite found his groove yet, but he's done a very good job of making me give a shit about him. He challenges The Miz at NOC for the U.S. title and The Miz eventually accepts. Bryan made himself look strong by overcoming being jumped by Alex Riley as he had The Miz locked in a submission. The Miz & Bryan locking eyes while Riley was tapping to the submission hold was a nice finish to the whole thing. The crowd was into it and it was a damn good segment. It ran long but I don't mind because it was high quality in my view. Thumbs Up
Edge vs. The Great Khali - This was extremely bad, just outright horrible really. However, it was The Great Khali so I don't really think anyone could expect otherwise. Honestly, why not just bring out R-Truth so we could've had a decent match? Edge wins at the 90 second mark via countout before the Raw GM chimes in and demands the match restart as an over the top rope challenge. I was really hoping that Edge would get another opponent. Edge manages to pull off a win at the 2.5 minute mark. Edge is still in the match at NOC, though I wish the WWE would just ship Khali back to Punjab. Thumbs Down
John Morrison & Chris Jericho - As with Ryder & Edge earlier, this was a fun little segment with Jericho just kind of staring off into space when John Morrison sits beside him. It wasn't some electric promo or anything, but at least Morrison managed to make sense and stay coherant. I also like how we don't know yet what Jericho's fate is going to be or what's ultimately going to go down with the 6 pack challenge. Thumbs Up
Randy Orton vs. Wade Barrett - A solid match overall that saw both Barrett & Orton look strong. Barrett got in his share of offense and continues to look like a credible challenger. Darren Young coming out to the ring and distracting Barrett with his presence was a surprise and allowed Orton to hit the RKO for the win. I liked the ending as it wasn't exactly clean. It wasn't dirty but it wasn't clean either. Orton gets the win, but only gets the win while Barrett is preoccupied about guarding himself from an attack by Young. Post match, Young takes an RKO as does Edge & Sheamus who are at ringside with John Cena doing commentary during the match. Raw closes with Cena & Orton giving each other a hard stare down. Thumbs Up
Overall Show - Thumbs Up - Overall, I thought Raw was a really strong show this week. Most of the wrestling action was pretty good, nothing Earth shattering but good, and we didn't get a succession of 2 minute matches, which has been the general formula over the past few weeks. A lot of young talent was featured very prominently on Raw. A few surprises took place, including a pretty big upset that ultimately leaves us wondering what Jericho's fate is. The Miz & Daniel Bryan had a great segment and the hype for their match at NOC is strong. The show also finished strong and did a great job of hyping Raw next week. The Raw Roulette returns next week, which could be interesting, and a very strong main event of John Cena vs. Randy Orton is on for next week. With the exception of Edge vs. The Great Khali, I thought it was a really strong show. A-
Opening Segment - Raw opened pretty strong last night with all the members of The Nexus standing in the ring bragging about their beatdown of The Undertaker and their victory in the elimination tag main event last week. Barrett, Otunga & Tarver were all strong on the mic last night and while Gabriel & Slater aren't as strong, it's good that all of them got some mic time. Slater might've sounded like a hick that just climbed off the turnip truck, but he was energetic and did get the crowd to respond to him so that's a plus. I like that Randy Orton came out rather than John Cena and looked as though he was about to climb in the ring despite being outnumbered. That alone simply made the guy look strong, or dumb depending upon how you wanna look at it. The GM chimes in and assigns matches for Gabirel & Barrett with Gabriel taking on Cena and Barrett taking on Orton with the winner wrestling Cena in the main event next week. Good way to open things. Thumbs Up
Chris Jericho vs. John Morrison - I enjoyed this match a lot. It was a little choppy in a couple of spots but it was a good match for these two. The stipulation added by the Raw GM saying that if Jericho lost he'd be out of the 6 pack challenge at NOC had me convinced that Jericho would win. Morrison, however, pulls off the upset and pins Jericho with Starship Pain a little past the 10 minute mark. As a result, Jericho is out of the main event at NOC. I was quite surprised that happened and I'm wondering if there's going to be a replacement for Jericho in the match and, if so, who will it be? Maybe this means that Jericho has re-signed with the WWE? A nice and unexpected surprise with a big win for Morrison. Thumbs Up
Melina vs. Alicia Fox - This match was actually pretty good, though utterly predictable. Alicia, who is usually pretty solid on the mic, screwed up a couple of times during her promo prior to the match. The action between the two Divas was solid and the crowd actually responded and cared about the match. Melina gets the win around the 2.5 minute mark to retain the title. I'm not a fan of short title matches, even if it is for a women's title, with very few exceptions. This match made Melina look strong with NOC a few weeks away and a big go home show planned for next week. This wasn't great, but it wasn't bad and it could have been a helluva lot worse. Thumbs Up
Edge & Zack Ryder - Good exchange between these two backstage. Edge had great delivery and I do think Zack Ryder is someone that's underutilized. It was a fun little promo and, given what happened with Morrison & Jericho, it had me hoping that Ryder would ultimately be Edge's opponent and we might see another upset. Thumbs Up
Ted DiBiase & Maryse - I'm not really sure what the purpose of this segment was. It does add a little hint of mystery to what the purpose of the note Maryse found is, though this can hardly be called a cliffhanger. I know I've said it before but it bears repeating: Maryse is gorgeous, I mean really really gorgeous. The kinda gorgeous that makes a man forget his name for about half an hour. This didn't really add anything to the show but it didn't take away anything. If nothing else, it was an excuse to ogle Maryse for a few minutes. Thumbs Up
John Cena vs. Justin Gabriel - This was a pretty good match overall, nothing spectacular really, but a good match all the same in which Justin Gabriel looked pretty strong. In all honesty, nobody expected Gabriel to beat John Cena here even though we all probably had that little glimmer of hope that a major upset was on the horizon. At any rate, Gabirel gave Cena a good match and got himself a nice rub from the biggest star in the company. Cena got the win via an Attitude Adjustment off the ropes around the 7 minute mark. The match could've used another 3 or 4 minutes, but a solid performance. Thumbs Up
The Miz & Daniel Bryan - I thought this was a great segment with The Miz giving a killer promo. The Miz's promo consisted basically of just about everything I've read haters post about the guy and I found myself agreeing with just about everything he said. The Miz is a talented pro wrestler and I honestly think anybody that denies that is just plain hating on the guy for no reason. If you don't like him that's fine, but don't deny the man's ability. The Miz's promo touched on his beginnings in the WWE and his journey through the company as well as the hurdles he had to jump to basically even be accepted. The Miz revealing the upcoming cover of the WWE Magazine with him on the cover was hyped well as The Miz says it means he's made it. Daniel Bryan came to the ring and I thought he did a really good job with the whole "Anti-Superstar" bit that's going on. I don't know if he's quite found his groove yet, but he's done a very good job of making me give a shit about him. He challenges The Miz at NOC for the U.S. title and The Miz eventually accepts. Bryan made himself look strong by overcoming being jumped by Alex Riley as he had The Miz locked in a submission. The Miz & Bryan locking eyes while Riley was tapping to the submission hold was a nice finish to the whole thing. The crowd was into it and it was a damn good segment. It ran long but I don't mind because it was high quality in my view. Thumbs Up
Edge vs. The Great Khali - This was extremely bad, just outright horrible really. However, it was The Great Khali so I don't really think anyone could expect otherwise. Honestly, why not just bring out R-Truth so we could've had a decent match? Edge wins at the 90 second mark via countout before the Raw GM chimes in and demands the match restart as an over the top rope challenge. I was really hoping that Edge would get another opponent. Edge manages to pull off a win at the 2.5 minute mark. Edge is still in the match at NOC, though I wish the WWE would just ship Khali back to Punjab. Thumbs Down
John Morrison & Chris Jericho - As with Ryder & Edge earlier, this was a fun little segment with Jericho just kind of staring off into space when John Morrison sits beside him. It wasn't some electric promo or anything, but at least Morrison managed to make sense and stay coherant. I also like how we don't know yet what Jericho's fate is going to be or what's ultimately going to go down with the 6 pack challenge. Thumbs Up
Randy Orton vs. Wade Barrett - A solid match overall that saw both Barrett & Orton look strong. Barrett got in his share of offense and continues to look like a credible challenger. Darren Young coming out to the ring and distracting Barrett with his presence was a surprise and allowed Orton to hit the RKO for the win. I liked the ending as it wasn't exactly clean. It wasn't dirty but it wasn't clean either. Orton gets the win, but only gets the win while Barrett is preoccupied about guarding himself from an attack by Young. Post match, Young takes an RKO as does Edge & Sheamus who are at ringside with John Cena doing commentary during the match. Raw closes with Cena & Orton giving each other a hard stare down. Thumbs Up
Overall Show - Thumbs Up - Overall, I thought Raw was a really strong show this week. Most of the wrestling action was pretty good, nothing Earth shattering but good, and we didn't get a succession of 2 minute matches, which has been the general formula over the past few weeks. A lot of young talent was featured very prominently on Raw. A few surprises took place, including a pretty big upset that ultimately leaves us wondering what Jericho's fate is. The Miz & Daniel Bryan had a great segment and the hype for their match at NOC is strong. The show also finished strong and did a great job of hyping Raw next week. The Raw Roulette returns next week, which could be interesting, and a very strong main event of John Cena vs. Randy Orton is on for next week. With the exception of Edge vs. The Great Khali, I thought it was a really strong show. A-