This show was absolute shit top to bottom.
This show fucking ruled, top to bottom.
1. All of the matches were completely irrelevant aside from Rey vs Cena and Miz vs Rey. Miz vs Rey was absolute boredoom while I liked Rey vs Cena.
The only match that sucked was the Divas shit and even there they were acting all ****ty, which is what they should be doing. It was probably the most entertaining Diva's match in 3 years.
2. We got literally one actual promo and it involved Triple H bringing back Jim Ross.
Miz cut a promo, as did Rey. So you're wrong.
Biiiig fucking deal. Last week he was crying like a bitch, this week he's doing stand up comedy with R-Truth. Not even a good one.
Yeah, what the fuck ever. That bit was hilarious.
And you would THINK that after such a groundbreaking thing like McMahon being fired they'd at least change the show up, make it be different so we can FEEL the change. But fuck no, this is WWE, it doesn't have to make sense. Let's do the same shit we always did and let's NEVER explain to the CASUAL fans how the fuck Triple H of all people got ownership of the fucking company.
They explained it in detail last week. Did you just not pay attention? Why should they dumb everything down just because you have a shit attention span?
Casual fans don't know about Triple H's office position, you *****. They don't read the scum sheets. To them HHH replacing Vince makes as much sense as Max Moon coming back and saying he's the new COO.
And again, they explained it all last week. You're dense, doesn't mean everyone else is.
3. Another Cole match? Are you FUCKING kidding me?
It was 28 seconds long you fucking crybaby.
4. Product placement out the ass. Insulting our intelligence with this autograph that magically turns into a tattoo bullshit.
Yeah I could have done without that bit, but still. It was short. Short enough that most would have forgotten about but not you of course.
5. The belt switching hands 2 times in one night? Hold on, everyone was shitting on TNA about taking the belt off Anderson so quickly without even giving him a chance, and I've seen the WWE Title change hands TWICE in two fucking hours. I also saw the World Championship change hands in less than a week (Christian to Orton) and in five minutes (Ziggler).
Where's the actual problem here? You're bitching a lot, I see that. But there is no substance behind at all. Just waaah waah TNA gets shit on for this!! That's because TNA fucking sucks. Get over it.
So where's your "New Era"? Where's your improved RAW? Where's your ROH invasion (are you fucking stupid?) ? Where's your Attitude Era 2.0? Where's the excitement? Where's the compelling product? I thought this was supposed to be some good shit. What happened? Oh that's right! The same old boring show.
You are just a sad pathetic little person. This was excitement. This was new. And most of all, it was fucking entertaining. As anybody with any kind of clue has been able to see, you have shit taste when it comes to wrestling angles.
Even worse than before mind you. Slow paced, LONG fucking matches that have no purpose whatsoever.
You're fucking kidding me right? All of the wrestling tonight was awesome. This is a fucking wrestling show! They had a perfect balance of wrestling and entertainment.
The WWE title being made a mockery of by being passed around like a ****e.
Michael Cole dressed up as Triple H and wrestling against that absolute joke Zack Ryder.
Comedy bits that take 28 seconds bother you? Where's your outrage when Eric Young takes up 3 minutes without so much as a chuckle?
Incredibly horrible Divas matches that make me want to shoot myself in the balls.
ALL women's wrestling sucks ass.
Stupid, bromidic promos with no content. Mean to be funny but end up flopping. My fucking God why did I ever think that this place would ever be good again? And to think I was excited about the whole thing. Blah. Fuck the WWE.
Le sigh. You're never going to be happy with what WWE gives you. You'll always just be that guy over there yelling at everyone else about how this other product is sooo much cooler. It's not. You're an idiot.
Not to mention how they fucked up the biggest storyline of the year.
CM Punk wants out of the WWE because he feels disrespected. Vince McMahon was about to sign a contract with EVERYTHING Punk wanted, but he gets pissed off, wins the belt and scrams. Now Cena is supposed to be fired. But hey, there's no WAY WWE will last even three minues without Cena, so not only do they think of a way to keep him on the show, they put the belt BACK on him at the drop of a motherfucking dime!
Seriously? How awful would Raw be if we had to deal with Rey Mysterio as the top face?
But that's not all. Here's the fun part. Punk comes back in less than a month with a gay-ass theme song.
Oh you just shut your filthy ****e mouth. Cult of Personality is a fucking awesome tune.
So he resigned? Just like that? Why? Because McMahon's gone? Fine. Now Triple H's is in charge and you called him a doofus.
Really? Nothing was said at all. Where are you getting this information from?
Now it's no longer good. It's a fucking rehash of Razor and Michaels. Who's the real world champion. Wooooooo soooo interesting. Way to shit on the storyline, WWE. At least you're good for something. You ruined Nexus last year and now you're ruining this.
Are you FUCKING kdding me? How in the fuck do you know where this is going when there wasn't a god damned word said? Where are you coming up with this shit? Are you just eager to shit on everything WWE does that you slam an angle that *gasp* hasn't even developed yet? Jesus fucking Christ you are a simp.
Congratulations, you fucked it all up ... AGAIN. Fuck this shit.
Good fucking riddance man.