TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
TheOneBigWills take on Monday Night Raw; February 16th, 2009:
Opening Segment:
The show opens with the Smackdown General Manager, introducing the new World Heavyweight Champion, Edge!
Edge opens his promo with explaining the different possible meanings behind the R in Rated R. Remarkable and Really, really smart to name a couple. He then goes on to explain how failure is not an option, and instead of quitting and crying like any one else wouldve done, he didnt. He proved to the world, that they were WRONG. He then goes into the process of pin pointing how wrong each individual, including a child, was wrong.
Edge then makes the ultimate statement, in which he compared himself to literally, Jesus, in saying while he turned water into wine. Edge turned the W.W.E. title, into the World Heavyweight Championship.
Vickie goes on to explain that when Stephanie left the building, Vickie became the highest official in charge. Thus meaning, with Kofi became unable to compete, Vickie had to find a replacement with someone who could fill the spot. (ie. Edge) This later turns into a make-out session that gets sadly interrupted by John Cena.
Cena opens by saying congrats to Edge, then goes into mocking Orton by saying someone may want to throw the Chamber out and sue the company, without having a Mania. Cena says the only reason hes out there, is merely to say congrats and accept Edge, the new World Heavyweight Champion.. .. .. Then of course he went into his true reason for being out there. By reconfirming what Edges R should stand for. Really, really lucky, Right place, right time, and his personal favorite.. Rematch.
Edge turns John idea down, then explains he competed in not one, but two Chamber matches. He said he wouldnt defend tonight, and may not defend for up to a month. He then said if he wanted to see him and his lovely wife, theyd be on Smackdown.
In the end, Cena states he still has a rematch clause, and Edge reminds Cena of their past by some of their previous moments. Cena then tells Edge if he tries to hide, Cena will find him. If he tries to run, Cena will catch him, but in the end, they will fight, and Cena claims hell hurt him. Segment ends.
The Matches:
1. Cryme Tyme & C.M. Punk v. Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes & William Regal:
1. Cryme Tyme & C.M. Punk v. Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes & William Regal:
Punk and Rhodes open the match, as it almost ends on a quick note. Punk controlled the opening portion, including nailing Rhodes with the G.T.S., however DiBiase and Regal quickly break up any type of attempt to get the victory. The match hits a commercial, then comes back with Punk and DiBiase, as the heels take control of the match.
Priceless and Regal all get their punishment in on Punk, as they control the most part of the match, until toward the end, Punk gets the hot tag to J.T.G., as he explodes into the ring on DiBiase and the rest of the heel team.
Everything breaks loose, as in the end it was DiBiase hitting his Dream Street (sounds like, Wall-Street, get it) on J.T.G. to pick up the victory. Winners: Priceless & William Regal
2. Jamie Noble v. Kane:
Noble opens back from commercial, talking about the night after No Way Out being the kick-start to leading to Mania. He says hes never been given his shot at Money in the Bank, but when his moment comes, hell make it worthy. He mentioned how Chavo only lasted 9 seconds, and Noble says hell make sure his memory is longer than that.. Enter Kane. 16 seconds later, Kane wins the match, squashing Noble from start to finish. Winner: Kane
3. Rey Mysterio v. Mike Knox:
Knox starts the match off with power, as Mysterio attempts to use his speed to gain an advantage, but no good. Knox and Mysterio fight back and forth, until Knox takes control right before a commercial break.
Upon the return, Knox is still in firm control with his power. Most of the match goes with Knox using his power to keep Mysterio under his control, until Mysterio begins rebounding and hits a couple speed moves, including a 619, but misses the seated senton. Knox catches Mysterio, then hangs him upside down and pummels him in the corner, until Rey counters out and rolls Knox up for the victory. Winner: Rey Mysterio
4. Womens Championship: Melina © v. Beth Phoenix w/ Santino & Rosa:
As Phoenix enters, she seems upset that Rosa and Santino arent as focused as she is. Beth starts the match off with power and quickly attempts ending the match, but to no avail. Beth continues with controlling the match, hitting several high impact moves.
Melina gets dropped to the outside, as Rosa and Santino take their shots, only for the other divas to come down and even the odds. As the match quickly ended back in the ring, Melina rolled Beth up for the victory. Winner: Melina
Segments/Promos:
Shane McMahon: McMahon orders Orton to meet him in the ring, in a basic return rematch, no rules, no Legacy, no officials. It only ends when someone cant continue moving. Either way, Shane deems this will end, tonight.
Stephanie & Shane McMahon: Stephanie is trying to talk Shane out of his fight with Orton, but Shane is being just like a McMahon in refusing to listen to reason or any logic. Stephanie pleads with him to wait at least a week, but Shane has none of it and leaves, as Stephanie seems distraught.
Legendary Stand:
Chris Jericho is once again trying to kick-start his Mania feud with Mickey Rourke, imploring that no one vote for The Wrestler at the Academy awards. Jericho goes on to say voting for him, is like giving Hall of Famers the thought of one more run being worth it, more or less. As Jericho continues, he gets rudely interrupted by the legend, Rowdy Roddy Piper.
Piper basically tells Jericho that he respected Chris Jericho, because Jericho spoke his mind, then he had the guts to back it up. However, Piper says its not the same now, because hes running his mouth, calling all the Legends out. He goes on to explain how he feels Jericho is judging and trying to tell them what they should and shouldnt do. Piper ends it, by taking one of Jerichos quotes in saying Please, shut the hell up.
Piper continues to explain how Rourke is Pipers friend, and he cried when he watched the movie, The Wrestler. He says he feels the movie is about honor and respect for the business. About the pain that the business takes out on those whore in it. And most of all, for the thrill of performing.
Piper walks down memory lane, in explaining how people remember him. He says while Jericho wants to bury them, he feels they should still be celebrated. He then goes on about thow Piper says even returning for one time at the Rumble last year, it still felt like the first WrestleMania to him.
Piper says that while he only has one hip, and hurts all the time.. As long as the people still want him, hell crawl on his hands because Old Schools cool. This sparks Jericho to attack Piper, leaving him broken in the ring.
Randy Orton: Orton agrees with facing Shane McMahon tonight. He goes on to explain that he has a problem with how it seems everything thinks he needs Priceless to fight for him. He goes into explaining about how it wasnt Priceless who defeated Shane at No Way Out, and it wont be them stopping Shane from moving tonight. Orton says if its a fight until no one is moving that Shane wants, Orton has no problem with that.
The Road to the Undertaker:
J.B.L. explains that after No Way Out, Shawn Michaels is no longer his employee. He signed him a check that will benefit him for a very long time. He explains the whole purpose of trying to employ Shawn Michaels, is because he wanted to go back to Texas as the hero, the conquering hometown hero who would return home as Champion. He then goes on to say he came to realize that goal was infact too small. He said hes going to go to Mania, and do something that no one has been about to do, and thats defeat the Undertaker.
Shawn Michaels interrupts and explains that just like J.B.L., last night he has a new plan as well. He goes on to explain that no longer is he the Employee of the Month, hes free at last. He continues to explain that about a month ago, someone by the name of the Undertaker stated that sometimes to get to Heaven, you need to go through hell. Shawn says he finally feels like hes in Heaven, and as such has a new found resurgence. He pretty much goes on to explain that no one deserves to face the Undertaker, except Shawn Michaels.
Both men believe its going to be their destiny to defeat the Undertaker, so Shawn comes up with a plan. J.B.L. against Shawn Michaels, next week, with the winner earning the right to face the Undertaker at Mania. J.B.L. accepts. Shawn gets a bit cocky, saying that this time its going to be different, then goes on to push J.B.L. and explain that hell push back, unlike the last time. He ends on the statement of Dont ya hate it when people do that as he continues to push J.B.L., then exits the ring.
Hall of Fame Inductee: Terry & Dory Funk: It seems not just Terry is going to get the admiration of the Texas crowd, but the Funk Family in general, as both Terry & Dory will be inducted into the Hall of Fame.
Main Event: Unsanctioned Fight: Shane McMahon v. Randy Orton:
Shane rushes Orton in the aisle, as both men throw hard fists at one another. The fight goes into the crowd, as Shane once again is taking control of the match early on. Hes lands some more hard punches, then sends Orton hard into a wall.
Orton regains control, as both men fight their way back to the ring. Orton works his way with Shane to the announce table, then banging Shanes head off the steel steps. As Shane can barely defend himself, Orton continues lashing out with stiff kicks.
The match returns to the ring, as Orton hits his signature stomps. As the match continues, the action once again returns outside the ring, as Orton rams Shane into the ring apron, repeatedly. Shane finds a second wind, as he rushes Orton up and over the announcers table, then unleashes a flurry of fists. Shane uses an announcers chair to bang against Orton, before going for the ring bell and clocking Orton upside the head.
Shane sets Orton up for the Coast to Coast, clocking Orton with the ring bell once again, but before Shane can hit his signature move, hes stopped by Legacy coming to the aid of Orton. Legacy continues the beat down on Shane, as Orton punts Shane in the head. Stephanie comes to her brothers aid, after the damage is done, as Orton begins eyeing Stephanie up for a similar fate.
Stephanie tries to plead with Orton over what hes done, only to receive a HUGE R.K.O., as Orton stares blankly at what hes done, the too little, too late entrance of Triple H. shocks the arena. The show ends with Triple H. roiding up as he glares pissed off at Randy Orton, and the WrestleMania line-up seems one more step complete as the show ends.
Overall Thoughts:
So the overall show was good as far as promos go, but horrible as far as matches went. Id arguably say the best match of the night was either the 6-man tag, or the domination of Knox on Mysterio until a seeming fluke roll-up cost him the match.My idea about making the Intercontinental Championship a strictly televised defended title isnt looking half bad with how theyre not really using Punk with anything other than random 6-mans, and the apparent continued feud with Regal.. Now likely moving on to Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes.
What exactly would be the purpose of a squash on Noble, from Kane? To get Kane television time? To attempt making it seem like Noble will have a spot on this years 25th anniversary Mania card? Hardly. I guess it only took about a minute in total as is, but I think the point is there really wasnt one, other than to bring up a bad memory on the E.C.W. title thats currently trying to become something worth anything, again.
Mike Knox barely lasted 5 minutes inside the Elimination Chamber, and barely made a splash, yet tonight on Raw they actually made him look like something other than a jobber. Tonight, I was impressed with Mike Knox, and ironically felt the fluke fashion roll-up victory only hurt both Mysterio and Knox.
Mysterio, last night, had the performance of a lifetime. Knox, tonight, had quite possibly his best showing yet, and so they decided to take both of those things.. And ruin them with one roll-up pin. It kills Mysterios ability to look strong against big men, as he did in the Chamber. And it kills Knox from looking like a total bad ass monster, as he did throughout this entire match.
So they mentioned Santinos mystery person being revealed. I think it was Goldust, as theyre clearly not bringing up anything about Rosa, and anything less than Goldust would be completely stupid. Either way, they dropped the ball on that angle.. For now.
Meanwhile, what purpose did the Womens title match tonight serve? Is it setting up a 6-person Tag for Mania? Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendez & Santino against Candice Michelle, Mickie James & Melina? WHY?! Times like this make me WANT a playmate to get a Womens title match, at least then the title would be seen as remotely relevant.
Im begging Chris Jericho to face Mickey Rourke at WrestleMania. At this rate, I wouldnt be surprised if Jericho somehow faced a gauntlet of Legends, ranging from Piper, Flair, Funk and ending with a stunner from Austin. Rourke needs to save Jericho, otherwise hell go through the single worst Mania moment, ever. Including that of what Chavo went through a year ago.
Flair MIGHT be remotely worthy of having a decent match, but a year has passed since his last match in general, and that doesnt mean hes gotten better. Meanwhile, Piper said himself hes only got one hip, so a match against an out of shape Piper is definitely and I hope likely not possible. Mickey Rourke for WrestleManias savior. Thats all I have to say about that.
Next week well find out who faces the Undertaker, between J.B.L. and Shawn Michaels. Why do I believe thats not gonna be the end of it? Why do I feel even more so, that J.B.L. is gonna somehow find a way to win the match.. Yet by the time Mania rolls around, itll end up being H.B.K. against Taker, or adding J.B.L. for a Triple Threat match?
And on that note, a Triple Threat match is NOT the better solution. J.B.L. staying off the card, and out of the picture of this historical match-up, IS. Im hoping W.W.E. doesnt T.N.A. this angle. NOT this one, anyways.
Everyone seems to be on the kick of John Cena jumping to Smackdown, chasing Edge and the World Heavyweight title.. While Triple H. jumps in turn to Raw, avenging his Wife and Family-in-Laws. I just dont see it, or rather dont want to see it.
Edge on Raw is what I want. Triple H. hasnt even stayed on Smackdown for a full year, and already hes wanting to jump back? Why? While I agree that Edge is the Rock to Cenas Austin, I dont think that program needs to be on Smackdown. Of course, sadly it makes sense with Vickie still being able to control what happens. (ie. Saving Edge, forcing Cena into matches)
The show ended on a great note though, I will admit that. The R.K.O. to Stephanie is single-handedly going to carry any type of feud Orton & Triple H. will have, firmly into the 6-7 week stretch that is WrestleMania. In the end, I give the show a solid 7 out of 10. Only missing a couple marks because they need to work on better matches. The Main Event isnt the only important thing, especially not leading into your biggest Pay per view of them all.