That. Just. Happened.
Kane won the World Title. Can we get a small vote going here? Because I certainly wasn't the only one who thought Kane was there to catch wrestlers after spots and fill ring space. Yeah, uh, raise your hand if you saw Kane leaving the arena with the World Heavyweight Title prior to the moment he actually got the pin on Rey? Put your hand down you digusting liar. Yes YOU Toby. You deceitful prick.
Well well well, it seems that Kane is actually getting what people have been craving for years now. Probably 12 to be honest. This title reign has been wanting since 2002, and one has to think, is it too late? Kane is hardly young anymore is he? We just don't think about that because he's been stuck in perpetual upper-midcard for a few centuries. His character has been kicking around now for what? 13 years? And now they choose to give him the title? I mean sure, he's always got the monster thing going for him, and he's a crowd pleaser for sure, but what has he done the past 5 years? Engaged in meaningless "big man feuds" and played second fiddle to the Undertaker. But perhaps that was his purpose all along.
I suppose what really shocks me is the fact that this angle he's got going actually has a purpose, or at least they're trying to make it seem so. Every year it seems Kane switches brands and gets a brief moment in the spotlight before he's pushed back for more accessible, friendly people. Imposter Kane ring any bells? That feud about Rey's mask? But pish posh, it exists solely in the past now, and the future must be looked towards.
There is no doubt that Glen Jacobs cuts an imposing figure, and the big gold title around his waist (expanded though it may be since the halcyon days of 2002 and his career back then) and I'm more than certain that Kane can scrounge a solid enough match from anyone. But is that enough? Sure we're reveling like Dionysus in an orgy at Kane finally winning the title again, but are we missing the issue? Jack Swagger was aon such a roll, and to cut his reign short to give the title to Kane seems...wasteful almost. If this was all an ends to a means of rewarding him, why now? Kane hasn't truly been relevant in a long time, being quite honest, and the "solid" performances he gives aren't really enough to convince me that he should be the headliner of Pay Pew Views, even as a secondary champion. rey, love him or hate him, had star power and a high match quality, something we haven't seen from Kane (even if he has been coralled into games of titty slapping with Big Daddy V and Khali over the years)
With this in mind, I can only think that this is a part of some greater scheme to get the title to someone else, or add intrigue to the storyline that is currently going. Kane will more than likely lose the title by Summerslam, and will have done his job of carrying the gold like the workhorse he is into anothers hands. And perhaps that will be his reward, a couple of months in 2010 to show he's still got it.
Or they could have him fucking keep it and face Taker when he gets back, recycling the same old tired schtick we've seen sine WM14. I hope to god not.