My roommate is drunk: Doc Goes To College

[The Crock]

Better yet, break out the date rape pills.

 

[DirtyJosé]

SEND THE FAT ONE TO ME!

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Doc, that is not an un oh. To quote a great poet of WZ, "Sex, no. Rape, yes."

That is true beauty right there.

 

[The Doctor]

She's unstuck now and they're on the bed.

Now the roommate and a friend (who has script tattooed all over his arm) are playing ra[ music and "dancing".

WHATTTTT

 

[Furyof5]

So your roommate is a chubby chaser?

 

[The Doctor]

This is my life right now:

 

[Furyof5]

This is my life right now:

The hell just happened?

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Cum in the fat one's hand, you'll earn mad respect points.

 

[Stormtrooper]

She's unstuck now and they're on the bed.

Now the roommate and a friend (who has script tattooed all over his arm) are playing ra[ music and "dancing".

WHATTTTT

Hey, you know what would be funny? If you did one of your BlogTV things with the webcam on the "Dancing".

 

[DirtyJosé]

Just remember that you could have ended up with ravers or hippies instead.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Or even worse, FUCKING HIPSTER SCUM!!!!!

 

[The Crock]

BlogTV. Now.

 

[The Doctor]

I totally should broadcast. Too bad the cam is built into the computer and the printer is in the way so I can't point it in the right direction.

 

[The Crock]

FUUUCK!!!

 

[The Doctor]

They've stopped dancing. I could let you listen in on their music/conversations...

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

[YOUTUBE]wRnSnfiUI54[/YOUTUBE]​

 

[The Doctor]

OK, fuck it, I'm broadcasting.


http://www.blogtv.com/people/mattthedoctor

Someone's going to sing! And they just talked about a dead black guy at the mall!

 

[The Crock]

Fuck I can't get on for like an hour.

 

[The Doctor]

I'll try and stick on

 

[The Crock]

I'll be on soon.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Doc's roommates are everything you've imagined and MORE!!!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Wait, this isn't the mall.

 

[The Crock]

I'm coming

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Doc opened the door and like 8 black guys shuffled on through, but the last one was denied entrance.

 

[The Crock]

COME BACK SPOILERFAN