My roommate is drunk: Doc Goes To College

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

They'd be pissed, but then they'd be like, "DAMN!!! What is that funky beat, turn that shit UP so a brotha can drop some freestyle" After ten minutes of the polish you'll have your entire floor rocking out to an impromptu Polish Ambassador party. At least that's how it plays out in my head.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Wait, isn't it like noon your time, Doc? Wake those fuckers UP!

 

[The Doctor]

It's 13 minutes past noon, yes.

My roommate is awake. I'm playing Earth Vs. The World by The Polish Ambassador in an attempt to get the floor people up. It isn't really working. A huge dude just raped one of them through a blanket.

 

[DirtyJosé]

*****es.

 

[The Doctor]

Dammit, Polish Ambassador isn't working. I may have to break out The Prodigy!

 

[DirtyJosé]

It may require less passive aggressive tactics: get a hose, two trash can lids, and an air horn. A megaphone will help, too. Explosives are always a plus.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

UNBELIEVABLE!!!!

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Just skip straight to the C-4.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Just skip straight to the C-4.

 

[DirtyJosé]

I suppose I could take a part time job being a bouncer for Doc.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I suppose I could take a part time job being a bouncer for Doc.

*Doc fly's out his enforcer team of DirtySex to take care of some unfinished business*

 

[DirtyJosé]

DAMN!

 

[The Doctor]

Uh oh, he's invited TWO girls to the room. And they're, in his words, sleep-deprived.

 

[The Crock]

Doc, that is not an un oh. To quote a great poet of WZ, "Sex, no. Rape, yes."

 

[Remix]

It's 13 minutes past noon, yes.

My roommate is awake. I'm playing Earth Vs. The World by The Polish Ambassador in an attempt to get the floor people up. It isn't really working. A huge dude just raped one of them through a blanket.

WHAT!?

 

[The Doctor]

And the two girls are sleeping together as the males in this room dick around on the internet.

 

[Барбоса]

Dammit, Polish Ambassador isn't working. I may have to break out The Prodigy!

Smack that bitch up

 

[The Crock]

Damn it, Doc!!!

 

[The Doctor]

WHAT!?

A guy had just come in and was jumping on one of the sleeping guys.

 

[Furyof5]

Wait wait wait!!!..... Are the chicks hot?

 

[The Doctor]

I feel like the only sane man in a world full of crazy.

HOLY SHIT THE FAT ONE JUST GOT STUCK BETWEEN THE CLOSET AND BED LOLOLOL

 

[Furyof5]

Is this in some sort of movie or is this in your room?

 

[The Crock]

You might need a forklift to get her out.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Break out the weed Doc.

 

[Furyof5]

Weed with a Fat Chick in the room? That seems detrimental as fat+munchies dont mix well.