My roommate is drunk: Doc Goes To College

[Furyof5]

Does your dorm have a cafeteria in it or is that in one particular building? All my dorm building had in it was a vending machine.

 

[The Doctor]

No, I have to walk to the Student Union to get to the cafeteria.

 

[Furyof5]

K, cause I know I got ripped off, but I didnt think I got THAT ripped off.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

What are you majoring in, Doc?

 

[The Crock]

My building has women in it too... There's always food.

 

[J-Dogg]

My building has women in it too... There's always food.

Do those women cook? Because if they don't thats just... SMH.

 

[The Doctor]

What are you majoring in, Doc?

Undecided.

My building has women in it too... There's always food.

There are tons of wimmenz on this floor.

I think my roommate is listening to a song featuring Eminem that samples What Is Love.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

whoops please delete. Meant to post a new thread.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I think we should leave it.

 

[DirtyJosé]

It really ties the room together.

 

[Notorious718]

roflcopter

I started college two weeks ago and nothing hald as interesting has happened since then.

 

[The Bearded One]

Undecided.


There are tons of wimmenz on this floor.

I think my roommate is listening to a song featuring Eminem that samples What Is Love.

Thats the best song on the CD, IMO.

 

[The Doctor]

OK, so today...

Well, I'll just let my Twitter explain it.

What...the...fuck? I wake up to find my roommate and two other people doing God-knows-what. Bedding is all over the floor. It's 5:42 AM!

And when he saw me awake, all he had to say was "my fault" and "my bad". What in the hell is going on??

...........Are they having a SLEEPOVER?!

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Slumber party!

 

[The Doctor]

WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHY HAVEN'T THEY LEFT YET?!

 

[klunderbunker]

Welcome to college dude.

 

[The Doctor]

At least it's interesting, can't deny that.

 

[klunderbunker]

A buddy of mine had issues with her roommate skateboarding in their dorm room. Resutled in a sprained ankle and a missing refrigerator.

 

[The Doctor]

Luckily nothing of that sort has happened...yet.

 

[The People's Peep]

I bet by the end of the semester, Doc will be the one blasting rap music, barfing, and having "sleepovers".

 

[The Doctor]

I may have to get some good computer speakers and blast some vapid pop or dance music, just to act as a counterpoint.

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

Doc in six months.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Well, if all he did so far was stay up late barfing and have friends crash on the floor, consider yourself lucky.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I may have to get some good computer speakers and blast some vapid pop or dance music, just to act as a counterpoint.

Introduce this homey to some Polish Ambassador, nobody can resist that type of funk.

 

[The Doctor]

I totally should, like right now to wake them up. They'd be pissed, but fuck it they've been waking me up for the past few days...