My roommate is drunk: Doc Goes To College

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

WTF? I always aim for the eyes.

 

[The Doctor]

I should use this as Doc's College Diary.

So today I have had a splitting headache because of being sleep- and tea-deprived. I have been in my room all day, feeling sorry for myself. I can't believe that my roommate is the one that got drunk, yet I'm the one who feels hung over. That's just not fair.

Anyway, I really had to go to the bathroom, but the door on our side was locked as usual since our next-door dorm neighbors suck at life. Normally I just use my key and unlock it, but for some reason it wasn't unlocking. I ended up having to walk to one of the college buildings just to go to the bathroom. Then I went to the dining hall and got me some Pringles and a bologna sandwich.

I come back to my room to find my roommate and three of his friends blasting some rap song that said "bullshit" as part of the chorus over and over again. Then they all left to play football.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Roommates suck.

 

[The Doctor]

I will say that it's a good thing the next-dorm neighbors locked the bathroom and I couldn't unlock it, because that taught me how to get food from the food place.

 

[The Crock]

The cafeteria is a lovely thing.

 

[gd]

Chin up, sunshine.

 

[The Doctor]

I just ate an entire thing of salt and vinegar Pringles.

I think I should never get Pringles again for that reason. They're too delicious and once you pop you just can't stop.

 

[SavageTaker]

Lay's salt and vinegar chips > Pringle's salt and vinegar chips.

 

[The Crock]

Once you pop you can't stop - Use Trojan Condoms

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Lay's salt and vinegar chips > Pringle's salt and vinegar chips.

That bright blue bag of Lays salt and vinegar is like an orgasm for my eyes.

 

[Lee]

That bright blue bag of Lays salt and vinegar is like an orgasm for my eyes.

The way it should be!

Here we used to have S&V as Blue and Cheese and Onion as Green. Then one year they decided to swap them over, I mean come the fuck on!

 

[SavageTaker]

That bright blue bag of Lays salt and vinegar is like an orgasm for my eyes.

Indeed. They are just so amazing. I can eat a whole bag by myself and not feel bad about it later.

 

[The Doctor]

I love salt and vinegar chips. So powerful, so unique.

 

[Lee]

I like salt and vinegar on my chips too, goes well with fish.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

The way it should be!

Here we used to have S&V as Blue and Cheese and Onion as Green. Then one year they decided to swap them over, I mean come the fuck on!

WHAT?!?!?

Blasphemy I tell you.

 

[The Doctor]

I like salt and vinegar on my chips too, goes well with fish.

I have salt and vinegar on those type of chips, too. Way better than ketchup.

Now I want some real fish and chips

 

[Furyof5]

BBQ>Salt & Vinegar

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

BBQ>Salt & Vinegar

No you didn't BOY!!!

Everyone and their mothers can produce a BBQ chip, S&V is a true art form.

 

[Furyof5]

No you didn't BOY!!!

Everyone and their mothers can produce a BBQ chip, S&V is a true art form.

Psh I dont think so. Any John Q Scientist can carefully produce some Salt and vinegar chip, but it takes some true home cooking and a lot of lovin to create the glory that is a Barbecue chip! Multiply that by an entire bag full and there is little dispute that BBQ>S&V.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Batman prefers S&V.

 

[The Doctor]

Golden Corral homemade BBQ chips are so good

 

[Leafy]

My favorite chips right now are those Cheeseburger flavored Doritos. Amazing.

 

[Furyof5]

Batman prefers S&V.

After much careful research I have found nothing to disprove this claim...

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

 

[J-Dogg]

Every dorm should have bags of assorted cookies.