My roommate is drunk: Doc Goes To College

Jenks, nobody likes you so why don't you just leave. It's spelled ****** by the way. You need to get your sorry sister-fucking ass out of here because we're all sick of you. Were you born this way or did you become such a cunt because your daddy tought you to play the skin flute as a little boy? You're nothing but a douche bag so please do us all a favor and get the fuck out!
 
Jenks, nobody likes you so why don't you just leave. It's spelled ****** by the way. You need to get your sorry sister-fucking ass out of here because we're all sick of you. Were you born this way or did you become such a cunt because your daddy tought you to play the skin flute as a little boy? You're nothing but a douche bag so please do us all a favor and get the fuck out!

I told you, don't respond and you'd be fine.

But fuck it, youn wanna talk shit then lets do this.

All you is - is a fucking white republican ass bitch who finds humor against minorities funny. "Sister-fucking" .. nah man, ya'll gringo's got that indusrty on lock down.

BBC, your a nobody/never be anybody. Your a fucking white boy called "big black crock" and yet, you will suck black dick and anyone else who accuses you of being racist. You are bitchmade dude.

I gladly wait your reply b/c this one by me has been weak, but the next one will end any of credibilty you've ever had on this site.

Anyway, respond back soon dude before I pass out.

Btw, my girlfriends cunt tastes like candy.
 
So, today I went outside in my pajamas and waded across a sea of five hundred people doing the Cupid Shuffle, just to get some free ice cream, and no one batted an eye. And then in the night/morning m roommate comes home drunk.

I hope the rest of college is this interesting.

Man nobody cares at college, half the people go to class in their pajamas
 
I told you, don't respond and you'd be fine.

But fuck it, youn wanna talk shit then lets do this.

All you is - is a fucking white republican ass bitch who finds humor against minorities funny. "Sister-fucking" .. nah man, ya'll gringo's got that indusrty on lock down.

BBC, your a nobody/never be anybody. Your a fucking white boy called "big black crock" and yet, you will suck black dick and anyone else who accuses you of being racist. You are bitchmade dude.

I gladly wait your reply b/c this one by me has been weak, but the next one will end any of credibilty you've ever had on this site.

Anyway, respond back soon dude before I pass out.

Btw, my girlfriends cunt tastes like candy.

Black Crock is a Republican?
 
Is this thread going to turn into ANOTHER Jenks-bashing thread? I hope not.

Oh shit, he's awake...and spitting into the toilet again. FUCK. He could at least turn off the light.

Maybe I can use this as an excuse to get out of church tomorrow.
 
Oh I'm racist because I have the word "Black" in my name, bitch please. It's a name suggested to me by people on here. I don't need to justify it to you. As matter of fact I'm a democrat, pro-Obama... But wait that can't be, I'm a racist?! We get bitches like you around here all the time, nobody posters/people who nobody likes so they have to act like hardasses on am Internet forum. Yeah I'm sure you're all over some pussy right now... Dude you're not fooling anybody. As a matter of fact I'm better than you and always
will be. If wanna disgree ask any of the posters viewing this thread. Oh, you're right I'm sorry you're not a sister fucker... She's too old for you, you like 'em young don't you you perverted prick? I'm gonna wait for you to make an even bigger ass out of yourself now.
 
I didn't realize you were starting college now Doc! Hilarity shall ensue undoubtedly, what college are you attending?

Also, roommates suck. Big time.
 
Jenks.

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If hes not up by the time you get up. Poke him with a broom as hard as you can. If that doesn't work, piss on him. If that doesnt work, call the ambulance, and try as hard as you can to explain why hes got round red spots and smells like pee.
 
CS,
Your comment better fucking not be directed towards me. I dunno even know who your are, but I have a feeling your another fuck trying to hop of the hate train.

Don't fuck with me man, unless you can handle the fuck.
 
At least he made it to the bathroom. Just sayin'. A roommate throwing up all night is much less pleasant when he's upchucking on his bed...or yours, no lyin'.
 
Oh I'm racist because I have the word "Black" in my name, bitch please. It's a name suggested to me by people on here. I don't need to justify it to you. As matter of fact I'm a democrat, pro-Obama... But wait that can't be, I'm a racist?! We get bitches like you around here all the time, nobody posters/people who nobody likes so they have to act like hardasses on am Internet forum. Yeah I'm sure you're all over some pussy right now... Dude you're not fooling anybody. As a matter of fact I'm better than you and always
will be. If wanna disgree ask any of the posters viewing this thread. Oh, you're right I'm sorry you're not a sister fucker... She's too old for you, you like 'em young don't you you perverted prick? I'm gonna wait for you to make an even bigger ass out of yourself now.

Oh your from Utah, obviously your not racist and "big black crock" was just a name suggested to your white ass. Btw, you don't just have too hate black people to be racist ... what on your thoughts on hard working mexicans who've be all but crucified in the state of Utah, along with other minorities.

You Morman doosh bag.
 
I'm attending Wright State, X. And hilarity has already begun to ensue as you can see.

Ok, he's gone to bed and the bathroom light is out. Now is my chance to fall asleep before he goes back to barfing.

Everyone, don't get riled up by Jenks. It's kinda annoying to see threads degenerate over and over again into everyone v. random guy.
 
Yeah Jose i was afraid he'd throew up on my computer or somethng. That would hae sucked.

LULZ MORMAN DOOSH BAG
 
Oh your from Utah, obviously your not racist and "big black crock" was just a name suggested to your white ass. Btw, you don't just have too hate black people to be racist ... what on your thoughts on hard working mexicans who've be all but crucified in the state of Utah, along with other minorities.

You Morman doosh bag.


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Why cant you *** it?
 
1. I'm not Momon.
2. I picketed with Mexicans for better rights
3. It's spelled DOUCHE bag
4. I, along with everybody else on this site, am done talking to you. Fuck you.

No Lyin'.
 
Not pajamas becuase I sleep in my boxers, but PJ pants, fleece sweats, and basketball shorts for sure. Every. Single. Day.
 

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