My roommate is drunk: Doc Goes To College

[J-Dogg]

Slumber party!

Sexy party...

At least it's interesting, can't deny that.

College is an interesting time

I bet by the end of the semester, Doc will be the one blasting rap music, barfing, and having "sleepovers".

That sounds like a party to me haha.

They'd be pissed, but then they'd be like, "DAMN!!! What is that funky beat, turn that shit UP so a brotha can drop some freestyle" After ten minutes of the polish you'll have your entire floor rocking out to an impromptu Polish Ambassador party. At least that's how it plays out in my head.

SSC always with the funny.

It's 13 minutes past noon, yes.

My roommate is awake. I'm playing Earth Vs. The World by The Polish Ambassador in an attempt to get the floor people up. It isn't really working. A huge dude just raped one of them through a blanket.

HOW DO YOU RAPE A BLANKET.

*Doc fly's out his enforcer team of DirtySex to take care of some unfinished business*

Enforce the rules guys.

Uh oh, he's invited TWO girls to the room. And they're, in his words, sleep-deprived.

Take advantage of them.....DO IT and you will be a MAN.

And the two girls are sleeping together as the males in this room dick around on the internet.

Well oblige them and do them both.

Cum in the fat one's hand, you'll earn mad respect points.

Not this fiasco again. Lol.

 

[Milkyway!]

You know, its a real shame I don't believe in premarital sex. I would totally call NorCal for a pep talk and go kill squirrels with sledgehammers with him directly afterward. I doubt the wife would like that too much.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Doc's in college..MTFO.

This is an amazing day in forum history.

 

[The Doctor]

OK, people who were at my BlogTV show know most of this, but:

Today, I opened the door, and like eight black people filed into my room, but the last was denied entrance. Actually, he just left. They were dancing and singing and moving to the music, and then eventually they all left, so I accidentally burnt the fuck out of some popcorn because our microwave is actually the sun. The next door people nearly killed me because the burnt popcorn was stinking up the place. Then I went cruising for pussy and pizza, but failed at finding the pussy because she was behind some building I couldn't find. I had a massive stomachache so I went back to the lounge in my dorm and watched RAW with some huge dude.

Now the people from earlier are back and not leaving or sleeping. First classes are tomorrow. I want them to leave.

 

[The Crock]

Pee on them until they leave?

 

[The Doctor]

STOP DANCING AND GET THE FUCK OUT!!

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Did the black people take your bike?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

OK, people who were at my BlogTV show know most of this, but:

Today, I opened the door, and like eight black people filed into my room, but the last was denied entrance. Actually, he just left. They were dancing and singing and moving to the music, and then eventually they all left, so I accidentally burnt the fuck out of some popcorn because our microwave is actually the sun. The next door people nearly killed me because the burnt popcorn was stinking up the place. Then I went cruising for pussy and pizza, but failed at finding the pussy because she was behind some building I couldn't find. I had a massive stomachache so I went back to the lounge in my dorm and watched RAW with some huge dude.

Now the people from earlier are back and not leaving or sleeping. First classes are tomorrow. I want them to leave.

There are prostitutes on your campus?!

 

[The Crock]

No I showed them a child support payment letter... They ran.

 

[JenksIX]

eight black people filed into my room

Eight blacks, eh? Where did you say you went to school?

May be I'll come down there and have a talk with them.

Fucking apes

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Troll HARDER!!!!

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Jenks gave me rep because I said I didn't want to have sex with black women...true story.

 

[The Doctor]

There are prostitutes on your campus?!

Nah I was kidding about the getting pussy part. She's just a female friend I met the other day.

So I went into bed and it seemed to work at first, and the loud dude left, but the two girls stayed and now they've ordered a pizza?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

Oh holy shit they just left to get the pizza. I should totally lock them out.

 

[JenksIX]

Jenks gave me rep because I said I didn't want to have sex with black women...true story.

Yeah, think I did it for a couple fucking others. I was proud of yall.

I give respoect where respect is due.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Cut a hole in the middle of the pizza and insert your dick in it and call it a large sausage pizza, its a sure fire way to get the girls in a threesome.

 

[JenksIX]

I should totally lock them out.

No, you fucking get them back in there unless they is ******s.

While they eat pizza, you eat pussy. You will fucking love it and lose your mind

I am sage, no lyin.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

No, you fucking get them back in there unless they is ******s.

While they eat pizza, you eat pussy. You will fucking love it and lose your mind

I am sage, no lyin.

 

[The Crock]

Tdigs, by "sage" he meant "cunt". No lyin'

 

[The Doctor]

This thread will not turn into another Jenks bashing thread. I won't allow it.

Yeah what the fuck, didn't even get me any pizza. Go away! Fuck sake! I just want to sleep so I can be ready for class tomorrow...

Oh look now they're offering me some.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Wait...if you're trying to go to sleep, how the fuck are you talking to us?

 

[The Doctor]

I can't sleep with them here. The light's on, and they're noisy. So I'm on here until they go the fuck away.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

What classes you taking?

 

[The Doctor]

Algebra (That's tomorrow), Psychology, Music, some assistance class study group thingie,. and Psychology lab.

 

[JenksIX]

This thread will not turn into another Jenks bashing thread. I won't allow it.

Yeah what the fuck, didn't even get me any pizza. Go away! Fuck sake! I just want to sleep so I can be ready for class tomorrow...

Oh look now they're offering me some.

Fuck the pizza! Screw the pussy!

Wait.

Screw the pizza! Fuck the pussy!

That ain't right either. Look, you need to be like "Oh pizza is good, but I much rather you pull down your panties and let me munch on some hair pie. And it's bald pie, then you my man have won the fucking lottery.

Sleep when your dead. These opportunites only come around like once a week when your away at college. You needs to ake advantage of them.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Algebra (That's tomorrow), Psychology, Music, some assistance class study group thingie,. and Psychology lab.

Algebra algebra, or Linear Algebra?