My Roomate is An Asshole

[Theo Mays]

I just got "Baby It's Cold Outside" on Pandora, so much win. Great song.

Hey, the Browns are shit every year. I'm with you bro.

-I love that song

-I had high expectations for the Brownies this year.

I am going to reveal my utter social ineptitude here - what happens when you ask someone out? Before, during, and after. I have never even approached this situation :/.

Alright, well I'm not exactly the best source here cause I've only ever asked one girl out for a date. My dealings with women usually deals with asking for numbers and I never capitalize.

Anywho, in my one experience I just knew the time was perfect. She dropped me off (since I don't drive) and she got out to hug me and it was like the longest hug ever, it never ended. Then I started to walk in and she just stood there and I knew I fucked up (I legit chickened out). She waited and when I finally went back out to make the move she pulled away. I kicked myself, but I immediately called her and asked her out. I apologized for being such a puss, to which she laughed and said I could take her to dinner in December when she gets back.

It's hard to explain really. I can't even put it to words. You'll just know I guess. Just be smooth and relaxed. Just ask her that you enjoy hanging out, but you would like to take her out sometime. Just let it go from there. Again I'm the wrong person to ask as I'm about as socially inept as they come (when it comes to women).

 

[JWGunslinger]

I am going to reveal my utter social ineptitude here - what happens when you ask someone out? Before, during, and after. I have never even approached this situation :/.

Dude don't be ashamed of that at all, first of all we're on a wrestling site so you're definitely not alone but also I was in your position not long ago and I was clueless as shit. The only reason I ended up with my fiance is because she came after me, the other ones liked me and I pursued them but shit just didn't work.

Ask her out to dinner or something but since you're friends try to make it clear it's a date situation. When you're there just be yourself and have fun, I mean just shoot the shit but in a refined way if that makes any sense at all. Ask her alot of stuff, you don't want to be a silent church mouse but let her know you want to hear about her, even shy girls want to talk about themselves all day when they're comfortable. If you're looking for a relationship which I respect as that's what I was doing too, take it slow and maybe give her a kiss on the cheek after. That's the safest approach since she's a friend, you let her know how you feel without overwhelming her. Then just coast from there my friend, keep the dates rollin if they go well. I tell ya once you establish the fact that you like each other and want a relationship it's smooth sailin and a blast.


If you have any other questions you know I've got your back brotha, and I wanna hear how this goes!

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Has Theo not noticed me? Also Jw I see what you did thar, stealing my <3 Theo in your sig. The hell with you, I had that for a while. Lol I was a dumb ass and forgot to save the Uncle Phatso sig you made for me Theo. I'm sad now...

 

[Theo Mays]

Has Theo not noticed me? Also Jw I see what you did thar, stealing my <3 Theo in your sig. The hell with you, I had that for a while. Lol I was a dumb ass and forgot to save the Uncle Phatso sig you made for me Theo. I'm sad now...

Nope I was ignoring you .

As for the sig, I got your back bro. Whenever you go back to it, shout for me and I'll get it for you.

 

[Harthan]

Thanks for advice gentlemen. I will do my best. But this shit is harder than special relativity.

 

[JWGunslinger]

I only did it because it was how I felt, but if it makes you feel any better I love you too Phatso. <3

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Don't make it hard Harth, I'm not much older than you. But when it comes to women sometimes it's best to just try the easy way bro. If it don't work out, just get back on the horse and move on man! Lol and it's ok Jw, I was just poking fun. I <3 you to.

 

[JWGunslinger]

Hehe I know brotha I know.

But yeah, if it doesn't work out then it wasn't mean to be and go after another beautiful gal Harth.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Ok, I've known about it for a few weeks now. But I am so fucking stoked for Lamb of God's new album. January 24, 2012 might be the day I've been looking for in metal. Wrath was a great album, but I have really high hopes for this new album.

 

[JWGunslinger]

Fuckin love Lamb Of God, I saw them with Metallica in Fresno december of 09. They were beyond amazing, I'm pumped for the new album as well.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Oh jesus, I would love to see them live. I don't even wanna know what would go down in a Lamb of god pit, I've seen their pits. Let me tell you this, I would love to get in one of them.

 

[JWGunslinger]

Wasn't bad at all actually, the best was the Metallica pit which is leading me the funniest thing I've ever seen at a concert outside of a big 300 lbs guy taking a massive draw on a joint at a Toby Keith concert and just falling backwards and slamming on the ground.

So it's the middle of Metallica's set and the place is fucking electric, they place nothing else matters and an older couple starts slow dancing together in the middle of the pit, the pit spread out about 20 feet and everyone watched them and cheered them on. Weird.


Beer run, brb.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

That's metal as fuck, I allways love metal show pits. We might beat the shit out of each other, but we allways take care of each other.

 

[Theo Mays]

Wasn't bad at all actually, the best was the Metallica pit which is leading me the funniest thing I've ever seen at a concert outside of a big 300 lbs guy taking a massive draw on a joint at a Toby Keith concert and just falling backwards and slamming on the ground.

So it's the middle of Metallica's set and the place is fucking electric, they place nothing else matters and an older couple starts slow dancing together in the middle of the pit, the pit spread out about 20 feet and everyone watched them and cheered them on. Weird.


Beer run, brb.

That is a wicked story. Both accounts are awesome.

 

[JWGunslinger]

Gotta love that about metal fans.

Also Harthan, if this girl doesn't end up being the one and you go after some other girls, if you start up a convo with a girl at a bar by saying, "You hear about Pluto? That's messed up right?" I will give you a dollar.

 

[JWGunslinger]

That is a wicked story. Both accounts are awesome.

I have seen alot of shit for someone my age, and done alot of stupid stuff. Want evidence? Check out my hunting stories thread in potluck, that should be evidence enough.

 

[Harthan]

Gotta love that about metal fans.

Also Harthan, if this girl doesn't end up being the one and you go after some other girls, if you start up a convo with a girl at a bar by saying, "You hear about Pluto? That's messed up right?" I will give you a dollar.

I'll probably be desperate enough to pull this line out at some point in the future.

 

[Theo Mays]

That Pluto line is great. I'll do it. My lady friend will probably get a kick out of it.

 

[JWGunslinger]

Credit to my hero Dulé Hill aka Burton Guster from Psych.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

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This makes me happy this early in the morning.

 

[Theo Mays]

Credit to my hero Dulé Hill aka Burton Guster from Psych.

Gus, that guy is in my fave five dawg.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

I can't have a fave five, I would be fucking changing it all the time.

 

[Harthan]

My hands have kind of gone numb. I should stop staying up all night, maybe? Yes.

 

[Theo Mays]

I can't have a fave five, I would be fucking changing it all the time.

Yeah my fave fives are constantly changing. In fact it is an inside joke with my group of friends that we have five faves of everything.

My hands have kind of gone numb. I should stop staying up all night, maybe? Yes.

I wish I didn't have to stay up all night. Damn night shifts, but it is easy money. However I look forward to the change of schedule in the coming weeks. A steady schedule is something I've been dying to have at work.

 

[JWGunslinger]

My hands have kind of gone numb. I should stop staying up all night, maybe? Yes.

But it's so much fun!