My Penis Is Not Very Large

[Coco]

Now that that's out of the way, I should mention that I'll be wearing nothing other than a pair of boxer briefs for a dramatic performance in the near future. It's been suggested to me by the fine young lass who will be performing with me that I stuff my crotch. Long past the point of being humbled by my petite peen, I was very appreciative of the honest advice. However, I was taken aback by the difficulty of of getting the stuffing to stay in place. I was having an issue where the socks I was using were frequently shifting to then left, creating a strange looking tumorish bulge in my upper upper thigh. Disgusting. Then I considered taping the socks in place or perhaps getting advice about using something other than socks. But instead of doing that, I manned up. I've now resolved myself to use no stuffing. First of all because of how ironic it would be considering that the piece is about body image issues. Secondly, because I'm an adult male. Men need not worry about concealing their miniature members if they're really men. Confidence, gents.

But this thread isn't about me. Share with the class some of the stupid advice women have given you.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

One of them convinced me to fall in love.

Luckily, I convinced her to get into the trunk of my car.

 

[JGlass]

To watch PS I Love You with her. There were no Beatles.

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

They tell you they don't want a present over and over. Then you don't and they get made at you for not getting them a present.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

the piece is about body image issues.

Definitely leave the sock at home. ~Method Acting~

 

[shattered dreams]

foreplay

 

[Mighty NorCal]

jUst have a hard-on throughout the whole preformance

 

[Uncle Sam]

And here I thought NorCal would be bragging about the size of his member. I've been humbled again - in more ways than one.

 

[Brahma Bull]

To not think that she was playing games with me.

note: she was playing games with me.

 

[Super Hans]

jUst have a hard-on throughout the whole preformance

I tried that once although it as pretty hard to sustain after the 3rd wank.

 

[Nate DaMac]

To watch PS I Love You with her. There were no Beatles.

My girl tries to get me to watch that shit all of the time. She already blows me though, so she has no collateral.

 

[Super Hans]

My girl tries to get me to watch that shit all of the time. She already blows me though, so she has no collateral.

Stop lying you cunt, nobody on this forum has a girlfriend except KB and his long distance relationship.

 

[Tastycles]

Advice? Off a woman? Jog on, love.

 

[Super Hans]

And here I thought NorCal would be bragging about the size of his member. I've been humbled again - in more ways than one.

Brag about what? There are negative effects when you juice.

 

[Coco]

jUst have a hard-on throughout the whole preformance

You're assuming that gets me over the "barely adequate" threshold.

Almost.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Your university/troupe/company doesn't have fluffers? Tell them to get on that ASAP, son.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Share with the class some of the stupid advice women have given you.

That she couldn't get pregnant. Twice.

 

[Alex]

Now that that's out of the way, I should mention that I'll be wearing nothing other than a pair of boxer briefs for a dramatic performance in the near future. It's been suggested to me by the fine young lass who will be performing with me that I stuff my crotch. Long past the point of being humbled by my petite peen, I was very appreciative of the honest advice. However, I was taken aback by the difficulty of of getting the stuffing to stay in place. I was having an issue where the socks I was using were frequently shifting to then left, creating a strange looking tumorish bulge in my upper upper thigh. Disgusting. Then I considered taping the socks in place or perhaps getting advice about using something other than socks. But instead of doing that, I manned up. I've now resolved myself to use no stuffing. First of all because of how ironic it would be considering that the piece is about body image issues. Secondly, because I'm an adult male. Men need not worry about concealing their miniature members if they're really men. Confidence, gents.

But this thread isn't about me. Share with the class some of the stupid advice women have given you.

Its not the size of the whale, its the motion in the ocean

 

[Uncle Chester]

Its not the size of the whale, its the motion in the ocean

Wouldn't the size of the whale play a large part in the force the motion creates?

 

[Барбоса]

Chaos theory suggests that even the smallest things can have massive consequences. Therefore, even Coco's petite wang could be causing earthquakes and tsunamis

 

[Alex]

Wouldn't the size of the whale play a large part in the force the motion creates?

It depends how the oceon responds to the whale