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My Penis Is Not Very Large

Coco

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Now that that's out of the way, I should mention that I'll be wearing nothing other than a pair of boxer briefs for a dramatic performance in the near future. It's been suggested to me by the fine young lass who will be performing with me that I stuff my crotch. Long past the point of being humbled by my petite peen, I was very appreciative of the honest advice. However, I was taken aback by the difficulty of of getting the stuffing to stay in place. I was having an issue where the socks I was using were frequently shifting to then left, creating a strange looking tumorish bulge in my upper upper thigh. Disgusting. Then I considered taping the socks in place or perhaps getting advice about using something other than socks. But instead of doing that, I manned up. I've now resolved myself to use no stuffing. First of all because of how ironic it would be considering that the piece is about body image issues. Secondly, because I'm an adult male. Men need not worry about concealing their miniature members if they're really men. Confidence, gents.

But this thread isn't about me. Share with the class some of the stupid advice women have given you.
 
And here I thought NorCal would be bragging about the size of his member. I've been humbled again - in more ways than one.
 
My girl tries to get me to watch that shit all of the time. She already blows me though, so she has no collateral.

Stop lying you cunt, nobody on this forum has a girlfriend except KB and his long distance relationship.
 
Now that that's out of the way, I should mention that I'll be wearing nothing other than a pair of boxer briefs for a dramatic performance in the near future. It's been suggested to me by the fine young lass who will be performing with me that I stuff my crotch. Long past the point of being humbled by my petite peen, I was very appreciative of the honest advice. However, I was taken aback by the difficulty of of getting the stuffing to stay in place. I was having an issue where the socks I was using were frequently shifting to then left, creating a strange looking tumorish bulge in my upper upper thigh. Disgusting. Then I considered taping the socks in place or perhaps getting advice about using something other than socks. But instead of doing that, I manned up. I've now resolved myself to use no stuffing. First of all because of how ironic it would be considering that the piece is about body image issues. Secondly, because I'm an adult male. Men need not worry about concealing their miniature members if they're really men. Confidence, gents.

But this thread isn't about me. Share with the class some of the stupid advice women have given you.

Its not the size of the whale, its the motion in the ocean
 

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