My Penis is Very Large

[The Man They Call WMD]

Now that that's out of the way. I should mention that I will be putting on a performance later tonight. The point of this thread is to question all the misconceptions of man and of women.

Questions arise does size matter? It can only help if your hung.

A question I've always wondered if Women compare vaginas similarly to how men talk about their Penis (Peni for plural). I'm not suggesting that men make tables like in Southpark, I'm saying we joke about from time to time especially in youth . Enough about Peni. My first question in this thread is do women compare how loose or tight they are. My friend in college when we would go to bars if you were talking to a girl would come up from behind and say to the girls dont bother talking to him he has a small dick and things like that. My point is do girls in private say things like your vaginas so loose and things like that. I kind of doubt that they do. I tried asking one of my girlfriends once but it was an awkward conversation....

 

[ABMorales787]

******.

 

[JGlass]

Awful.

 

[Sparky]

This thread is mediocare at best.

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

You two are hateing due to small Peni.

 

[JGlass]

Accusing people of having penis envy is one of the most prominent signs of having penis envy, second only to telling people that you have a large penis.

 

[Octane]

I don't know. My friend said she wanted to be loose today, though.

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

I don't know. My friend said she wanted to be loose today, though.

Very interesting, please continue.

 

[Sparky]

Very interesting, please continue.

I guess your mum changed the password for net nanny?

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

New debate. How long do you think a girl you are dating should make you wait before she lets you hit it raw and not be ****ish?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

The only reason black people don't play hockey is because the ice is the same color as cotton

Also, dead babies.

 

[Jay Sherman]

Whatever.
I just club my women before I drag her into my cave, so shes unconscious anyways, before my massive dong penetrates her.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Accusing people of having penis envy is one of the most prominent signs of having penis envy, second only to telling people that you have a large penis.

And you are accusing him of penis envy meaning you most likely also have it. You could say the same thing about me, but I reproduce asexually, leaving a penis absolutely unnecessary in my case.

 

[ABMorales787]

Whatever.
I just club my women before I drag her into my cave, so shes unconscious anyways, before my massive dong penetrates her.

You're supposed to use your penis for that. Not the tree branch you yanked out to hit her.

 

[Coco]

This absolutely happens. Groups of girls do this all the time while the alpha of the pack uses the loosest subordinate as a sleeping bag. Trust me. I know a little bit of somethin' somethin' about certain social sciences.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

FUCK, I gotta spread for SNS and Senior Sherman.

 

[Xemmy]

This absolutely happens. Groups of girls do this all the time while the alpha of the pack uses the loosest subordinate as a sleeping bag. Trust me. I know a little bit of somethin' somethin' about certain social sciences.

Coco, you're the greatest thing to happen to the Cage since the Katy Perry Colossal Cleavage Collection.

 

[latino World order]

New debate. How long do you think a girl you are dating should make you wait before she lets you hit it raw and not be ****ish?

before she starts deflating

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

Why would her being deflated stop me?

 

[Brahma Bull]

I think that the people who post on this thread have penis envy.... FUCK.