My Ex-Girlfriend Made Sad Faces During Sex

[Cena's Little Helper]

Every 10 or so thrusts, I would ask her, "Are you okay?" Every time, she would tell me, "Shut the fuck up! You're killing the mood!" Afterwards, she would tell me, "I'm sorry, there's just something about sex that makes me frown and squint my eyes. I would appreciate it if you would stop asking if I'm okay though. None of the other guys I fuck when you're not around ask me what's wrong with my face."

 

[Murfish]

That girlfriend was fail.

Sorry bro

 

[Mr. TM]

Yeah, I just ignored it and kept with it. She is a nice girl Tdigs.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Yeah, I just ignored it and kept with it. She is a nice girl Tdigs.

Glad you got a piece, man. She was hot as hell and good in bed...that combination is an extreme rarity.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

That girlfriend was fail.

Sorry bro

I appreciate the sympathy, bro. But, she really only pissed me off once, and that was when she wouldn't honor my request for a valedictory fuck after she broke up with me.

 

[Mr. TM]

I get what I can. Long term girlfriend and all, limited sex. Oh I am just kidding

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Ever get the 'scared' look during sex? That's not cool in about 1004 different ways.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Ever get the 'scared' look during sex? That's not cool in about 1004 different ways.

No, I usually just get laughed at.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Every 10 or so thrusts, I would ask her, "Are you okay?" Every time, she would tell me, "Shut the fuck up! You're killing the mood!" Afterwards, she would tell me, "I'm sorry, there's just something about sex that makes me frown and squint my eyes. I would appreciate it if you would stop asking if I'm okay though. None of the other guys I fuck when you're not around ask me what's wrong with my face."

Maybe she squints coz shes thinking of someone else, whenever i used to get into bed with someone i dont like (when i was single) I would always close my eyes and think of someone i wanted to bone and it would make things easier aparently girls do the same thing, sorry dude shes probably thinking about some hot guy that she wanted to suck off!!

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Ever get the 'scared' look during sex? That's not cool in about 1004 different ways.

especially when you hold a hammer up against their head!!!!

 

[Mr. TM]

scared like when they wake up?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I used to get laughed at, until I played the ol' switcheroo on her ass. Taught that girl a lesson.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

scared like when they wake up?

YEESSSSSS!


Or like you're surprising her...or when she looks over at the clock. I fail.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

I used to get laughed at, until I played the ol' switcheroo on her ass. Taught that girl a lesson.

anal quote, hurt her like hell

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Maybe she squints coz shes thinking of someone else, whenever i used to get into bed with someone i dont like (when i was single) I would always close my eyes and think of someone i wanted to bone and it would make things easier aparently girls do the same thing, sorry dude shes probably thinking about some hot guy that she wanted to suck off!!

She probably was thinking of someone else. About 75% of the time when I get...uh...cabeza, I think of Linsey Dawn McKenzie. Young people don't know Spanish, right?

 

[Shua]

I don't think I've ever gotten a sad face.......except when it's over, because she usually wants another go.

 

[Jonny B]

Do you think maybe it's cos your shit in bed? I do.

 

[THE Madcap]

Every 10 or so thrusts, I would ask her, "Are you okay?" Every time, she would tell me, "Shut the fuck up! You're killing the mood!" Afterwards, she would tell me, "I'm sorry, there's just something about sex that makes me frown and squint my eyes. I would appreciate it if you would stop asking if I'm okay though. None of the other guys I fuck when you're not around ask me what's wrong with my face."

you got past 8 thrusts? Damn!

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Do you think maybe it's cos your shit in bed? I do.

I think you need to stop confusing your own situation with mine.

 

[X]

The title of this thread does not speak highly of your sexual prowess...the title just begs for mocking.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

12-18 thrusts is great, anything else is a waste.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

The title of this thread does not speak highly of your sexual prowess...the title just begs for mocking.

You're probably right...maybe if I stop with the self-deprecating humor, women will stop trying to ride my sack; it's probably to their benefit anyway, as they're only going to be disappointed.

 

[Fizzy]

Jesus we talk about our personal lives in great depth on here.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Jesus we talk about our personal lives in great depth on here.

Hey, man, I have the day off. Let me indulge in a little inappropriate conversation before I only get to check in here at the office and have to be discreet about what I say.

 

[Derf]

Didn't I get shit on for talking about sex a while back?