MLB Opening Day LD

[Rokitka]

Anyone else excited for the season? Figured this thread could work for Opening Day tomorrow, but also tonight's Yanks/Sox game. Who else is gonna be here for it?

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

I am... GO YANKEES!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Nice plate discipline exhibited by the Yankees there!

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Well Johnson had good discipline. Its only the 1st inning.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

CC looks less "big" and more "fat" this year.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

CC stands for Captain Cheeseburger... At least thats what they called him in Cleveland

 

[Turd Ferguson]

C'mon V-Mart.. let's get a hit here.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Thank god for NESN, I can only imagine how bad Joe Morgan is right now.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Thank god for the Yes Network... and its not being broadcasted on ESPN2

 

[INDYjon22]

Beckett is looking good......until that home run by Posada.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

ARGH

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

1-0 Yanks, Posada FTW!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

OH FUCK YOU BECKETT.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

CURTIS GRANDERSON!!

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Base hit for Swishy

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Only 5 more years!

I knew we should have traded Beckett's overrated ass this offseason.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

He is definitely overrated. A modern day Jeff Weaver.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

By the way, Theo, defense doesn't work when the ball is getting launched.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Base hit for Gardner

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

17 pitches in the inning for Beckett. 18 to come.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Yeah, whenever you allow a base hit to Gardner, you know you have problems.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Oh great, this screencap I found just invokes confidence...

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Thats his, "Why the hell arent I on the Padres?" Look

 

[Rokitka]

I knew we should have traded Beckett's overrated ass this offseason.

How dare you.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

The Yankees bullpen needs some serious fine-tuning.