Opening Day

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

He escaped pretty cleanly, lucky for him it was the bottom of the lineup.

 

[Stormtrooper]

And CC escapes with only 1 run. Good work for the (not as) big lefty.

Apparently DirecTV subscribers are gonna be losing YES tomorrow, as every commercial break all I'm hearing is that they're in a dispute right now.

 

[Stormtrooper]

He escaped pretty cleanly, lucky for him it was the bottom of the lineup.

Who's to say he doesn't do that to the top of the order either?

It's not luck it was the bottom of the lineup, either. When the 4-5-6 hitters get on base, naturally you face the 7-8-9 guys. That's not luck, that's just facts of life.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Well it's the facts of life that he faced the bottom of the lineup, either way he was going against the bottom of the lineup, as opposed to the top of the lineup.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Well it's the facts of life that he faced the bottom of the lineup, either way he was going against the bottom of the lineup, as opposed to the top of the lineup.

you're right, but it sure as hell wasn't luck.

And Russel Martin starts his Yankee Career off with a base hit. Moved to 2nd on a "sac" bunt by Brett Gardner.

 

[Stormtrooper]

3 RUN HOME RUN MARK FUCKING TEIXEIRA!

That's after Russel Martin stole 3rd base, too.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Nice start for Tex, he's gonna need it if he plans on hanging with A-Gon.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Wow, interesting factoid just revealed on YES.

This is the first time the Yankees have had the same starting infield and outfield back to back years since 1926-1927.

And this is also the first time since 1967-1968 that the Yankees have the same opening day outfield.

 

[Megatron]

Of course. A good start by Verlander, then right as soon as he goes out Coke and Perry blow it. Gonna be really tiring if that happens a lot this year.

 

[Megatron]

I know its only the first game, but it's annoying to see the bullpen to fall to the same problems in Game 1 that it had last year.

With Penny going Saturday, I'm not liking their chances a whole lot. Even though Burnett is on the other side. Better at least get out with a win.

 

[Stormtrooper]

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[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Game tying 2 out bomb - brick shat.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Wasn't too impressed with Sabathia today, but the bullpen pitching was awesome. The homers from Teixeira and Granderson helped a lot, and it proved that Grandy was ready for the season despite an oblique strain.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Opening Day part 2. How many of you gents will be joining me here for another delightful day of baseball.

Redsox batting Adrian Gonzalez 5th. Why on earth would you bat your best hitter 5th, costing at least 100 ab's over the course of the season. At the very least put him in the 4 hole, 5th is just a stupid move, makes no sense.

The Padre game was fucking EPIC, god damn, I must of scared the neighbors.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I'll be here, watching the Astros game.

 

[justinsayne]

In about 6 hrs. 17 mins. I will be sitting at a friends house as we watch the Twins stomp a mudhole in Toronto's ass and walk that sum bitch dry!!!

 

[Baller]

I'll be here until about 5, then I am heading to the Marlin's game

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Damn, Phillies just fucked up the Astros closer.

 

[Megatron]

Opening Day part 2. How many of you gents will be joining me here for another delightful day of baseball.

Redsox batting Adrian Gonzalez 5th. Why on earth would you bat your best hitter 5th, costing at least 100 ab's over the course of the season. At the very least put him in the 4 hole, 5th is just a stupid move, makes no sense.

Because he's overrated. Duh.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Because he's overrated. Duh.

I always forget that part.

2-2 3 RBI's in his first to ab's.

 

[klunderbunker]

Being an Indians fan sucks. I mean it really sucks.

 

[JGlass]

Guess who had Lyons on his fantasy roster! Never trust a fucking Astro.

I'm watching Boston at Texas right now, very good offensive game going on right now.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Being an Indians fan sucks. I mean it really sucks.

Try being a Royals fan.

 

[JGlass]

Because he's overrated. Duh.

I always forget that part.

2-2 3 RBI's in his first to ab's.

SSC wins. Adrian Gonzalez is anything but overrated. Hiding on San Diego kept him out of the spotlight, but he may very well be one of the top 3 first basemen in a league with plenty of great first basemen.

 

[klunderbunker]

Try being a Royals fan.

You won a world series in 85. That's 37 years after the Indians last one. You have nothing on us.