I'd love to see Vince & Austin again, but doesn't that idea seem a little, I dunno, worn out? Old news? And Austin vs. Hogan: no offense but, get real, guys. Hulk is wayyy too busy to do anything with WWE. Brooke Knows Best, Celebrity Championship Wrestling, the whole Nick thing(
uncomfortable pause...) Some original ideas:
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Umaga(Odds: 250:1)
After WrestleMania 23 & TWO Samoan Spikes, the Rattlesnake could be looking to Stun the Samoan Bulldozer one more time.
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Jeff Hardy (Odds: 1,000:1)
The crowd would be either 50/50 or 95/5(in Austin's favor) in this match. It would be the battle of the biggest "babyface" of yesteryear vs. the biggest "babyface" of today in a contest to see who is the bigger star. Probably would start at the
Royal Rumble in the R.R. match. Austin would make a surprise appearance & eliminate Hardy & himself at the same time.
Here's a match I'd love to see:
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. The Brian Kendrick w/ Ezekiel(Odds: 1,000,000,000:1)
T.B.K., as usual would claim that he is the most intelligent & best wrestler in history, & if you have a problem, you can bring it up with "his man, 'Zeke". Finally, somebody brings it up to The Brian's man 'Zeke, as the glass shatters out of nowhere, Austin heads to the ring w/ mic in hand(while The Kendrick ducks out of the ring, leaving Ezekiel alone with the Rattlesnake), says something like, "Well, now that
The Piece o' trash is outta my ring, I just got one thing to say. If you thinkI gotta problem with Kendrick saying he's the greatest wrestler ever, gimme a Hell yeah!" (Hell yeah) Austin proceeds to Stun TBK's bodyguard, thus creating a No Holds Barred match at WM.
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