TheLambofDeth
Occasional Pre-Show
Morrison, for all intents and purposes has become the white Shelton Benjamin. Benjamin was kept around for the ocassional high spot and relied upon to put on a decent match from time to time. Which, unless soething drastically changes, is currently all Morrison has to offer. Think about it, Morrison's been around since what '04? Look at how many people have leap froged past him in the title chase. He hasn't even had a title since '09. But why?
Since I don't reside backstage at a WWE lockeroom I won't base all this on how what Vince thinks of him personally, since I don't know that. The reason Morrison just isn't really necessary besides "OMG COOL FLIPZ" is because he has no depth in neither character nor ring ability. What is his gimmick anyway? A '60's rockstar does that parkur? Don't rockstars usually have...charisma? Seriosuly, it's IMPOSSIBLE to take anyone wearing his matching pants and robe as a legitimate contenter to anything besides chippendales tryouts. The whole "he cut good promos as da bad guy" excuse is moot, because if you're charasmatic, at the very least SOME of it shines through even the dreckiest of dreck gimmicks.
And his wrestling ability. At least Benjamin knew how to implement a suplex into his aresenal. All Morrison's move-set boils down to is one clumsly spot to the next. A random barrage of springboards and slams that forsake any impact. Mysterio can tell a story, RVD was always fluid an crisp in transitions and sold like a champ...hell, even Borune knows how to perform his finisher without botching it. He lacks any credablity, and way to far removed from being even remotely viable in the main even. If(that's a big if, by the way) Morrison landed Starship Pain on John Cena in a title match, how many people would be ablt to hold back laughter as he went for the pin?
Look at this list of current WWE guys in the like for main event pushes. Ziggler, Rhodes, Barrett, Bryan, Swagger(kind of), Ryder, etc. What do all of them have in common. That don't wear fur or have a finisher they can't even land. I'm only half joking. As a Morriosn fan, i'm thinking perhaps he just needs some new scenery.He appers too..."comfortable" just hanging around. The WWE is too crowded at the moment, and he isn't breaking that glass ceiling at time soon. Go to TNA where, with his age and for WWE standing, he would get pushed to the moon. Light a fire there in the main event for a few years, and go back to the WWE after some of their pushes are over and he's restablished himself. Maybe by then Morrison will have grown up a bit, developed a more acessible move-set...and ditch the fur.
Since I don't reside backstage at a WWE lockeroom I won't base all this on how what Vince thinks of him personally, since I don't know that. The reason Morrison just isn't really necessary besides "OMG COOL FLIPZ" is because he has no depth in neither character nor ring ability. What is his gimmick anyway? A '60's rockstar does that parkur? Don't rockstars usually have...charisma? Seriosuly, it's IMPOSSIBLE to take anyone wearing his matching pants and robe as a legitimate contenter to anything besides chippendales tryouts. The whole "he cut good promos as da bad guy" excuse is moot, because if you're charasmatic, at the very least SOME of it shines through even the dreckiest of dreck gimmicks.
And his wrestling ability. At least Benjamin knew how to implement a suplex into his aresenal. All Morrison's move-set boils down to is one clumsly spot to the next. A random barrage of springboards and slams that forsake any impact. Mysterio can tell a story, RVD was always fluid an crisp in transitions and sold like a champ...hell, even Borune knows how to perform his finisher without botching it. He lacks any credablity, and way to far removed from being even remotely viable in the main even. If(that's a big if, by the way) Morrison landed Starship Pain on John Cena in a title match, how many people would be ablt to hold back laughter as he went for the pin?
Look at this list of current WWE guys in the like for main event pushes. Ziggler, Rhodes, Barrett, Bryan, Swagger(kind of), Ryder, etc. What do all of them have in common. That don't wear fur or have a finisher they can't even land. I'm only half joking. As a Morriosn fan, i'm thinking perhaps he just needs some new scenery.He appers too..."comfortable" just hanging around. The WWE is too crowded at the moment, and he isn't breaking that glass ceiling at time soon. Go to TNA where, with his age and for WWE standing, he would get pushed to the moon. Light a fire there in the main event for a few years, and go back to the WWE after some of their pushes are over and he's restablished himself. Maybe by then Morrison will have grown up a bit, developed a more acessible move-set...and ditch the fur.