The scene opens with Phoenix standing with Becky Serra. Phoenix looks to be in a good mood this week, as a half-smile is visible through his blue and orange face paint.
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, Phoenix. Phoenix, first any thoughts on last weeks match against the Full House Daves?
What is there to say? Garth and I went out and did exactly what we said we were going to do. And that is win. I am so glad we are finally getting a fair chance to prove that we are better than these losers.
How can you call the Tag Team Champions losers? Thats like saying one thing, then the exact opposite!
You mean an oxymoron?
Becky stands with a blank look on her face. Phoenix stares at her in disbelief for a moment, then begins answering the question.
You would think so, but it isnt. Together, they make a solid, stereotypical tag team. Big Dave is the muscle. He couldnt pass first grade math, but he can kick your ass without too much trouble. Ace, on the other hand, is the mouth. He will talk smack until he is blue in the face, but he leaves it up to the big guy to actually follow through on it.
Itll probably take a little work, but Im sure Garth can take Big Dave without too much trouble. Garth is a very smart man, and he will be able to outsmart the big guy and get the win. I have it easy this week. Ace may be able to beat me in a game of cards or at a battle of the bands, but there is no way in hell he can beat me in that ring. All I know is that Ace had better not be thinking about Civil Revolution, because I will make sure he wont be there if he looks past this week.
Last week was step one of three to us becoming tag team champions. This week Garth and I will both be victorious in our singles matches, completing step two. Then, finally, at Civil Revolution, we will get our fair shot at the Tag Team Championship, and the Second Coming will begin.