MD 25 - Garth Black vs Big Dave
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We open on a promo for WZCW merchandise by the WZCW Tag Team Champions, the Full House Daves. Cheesey music is playing as the two Daves portray very cheesey smiles, almost fake looking.
Big Dave: Hi, were the Full House Daves, and we would like to talk to you about the latest stuff that wzcwshop.com has to offer for you, the fans
Ace picks up a shirt
Ace: Thats right Dave. Firstly, we got the brand new FHD t-shirt available, expand our team further by wearing one of these
And if that isnt good enough, then you got the FHD baseball cap and sunglasses to make you look cool, like us, and protect your eyes from deadly sunlight
Like us
Like us indeed!
And finally, the kids now have a chance to tag team champions
Like us
With these replica belts, grab a pair and face the world like the true tag team champions
So go onto wzcwshop.com right now and order these today!
Together: Were the WZCW Tag Team Champions, buy now and dont be disappointed!
Cheesey smiles return again. Camera cuts to a different angle of the FHD in their advert
(random off screen) Anndd cut!
Ace and Dave relax their smiles and return to reality
(random off screen) Ok guys, thats a rap!
Finally! Glad to get that sorted. Now the kids can be more like real tag team champions, unlike Phoenix and Black!
(female voice off screen) Interesting youd say that. Imagine the embarrassment of that advert going out after you two lose at Civil Revolution
FHD look in the direction of the voice, the camera pans to reveal new WZCW interviewer Stacey Madison with her arms crossed, looking unimpressed at the Tag Team Champions
Sorry, but have we met?
Stacey Madison. I wouldnt bother trying to shake hands, I dont do that, its strictly business and Im not here to make friends
So why are you bothering us?
Because I, unfortunately, have to interview one of you two for your upcoming singles matches at Meltdown. The other will be even more unfortunate to be interviewed by Becky, and Im using the term interview loosely!
Ok, right well best way to decide (Ace gets out a deck of cards) Pick a car
I dont have time for this. You, card boy, follow me!
Big Dave shrugs his shoulders as Ace sighs and walks off. Becky walks over to Dave
Becky: Hey Dave, you ready to do this interview?
Sure, I got time, best not make it too long, Im worried Ace might get eaten alive by whats her name, Stacey Mad-ass-son?!
Dont worry about her, shes new but Im sure youll get along once you get to know her
Right right, hang on a sec, gotta check the notice board before doing this interview. Join me?
Sure!
Big Dave and Becky walk to the noticeboard and a piece of paper with ATTENTION written on the top gets Daves attention, he tears it down
You were saying (passes it to Becky)
(looking slightly embarrassed) Er still early days! Anyway, interview time! Now Dave, this week on Meltdown youll be facing one your challengers at Civil Revolution, Garth Black
our favourite person!
one on one, how will you approach this match after losing against him and Phoenix in your last bout?
Well Becky, its never easy coming back from a loss as anyone in the WZCW knows, but rather than see a loss as a threat, you have to take it and turn it into a strength. I mean, I could easily blame a number of things that went against myself and Ace in the match, being unprepared, caught off guard, that DVD messing with our minds, its easy to blame anyone but yourself. No, I was pinned 1-2-3, but the strength I take with me this week is the fact that Garth will be confident, maybe even complacent that the momentum of this past month will continue all the way through Meltdown this week and onto Civil Revolution. The other matter is that Garth didnt score the pin, Phoenix did, Black took a beating until he evaded my powerbomb and got the break Phoenix needed to get the win, but thats all he can take out of that match.
This week, its going to be different, there is no escape or way out of my grasp. Black enters the ring against me, Big Dave, and he is going to be knocked down a few pegs before heading to Civil Revolution. His unbeaten month is going to stop flat this week.
Interesting. One thing that I must bring up is that is your first singles match since entering the WZCW. Youve had solo work with your Contract Battle Royale and the handicap match you had against Milenko and Callahan, how will this match differ to those two occasions?
Thats a good question, and simply put Becky, we havent even seen the best of Big Dave yet, the animal has not been unleashed this way. Where the previous matches and tag bouts youve mention kept me restricted because of the team factor, this week people will truly see a side of me theyve never seen before, moves yet to be revealed, no limits to hold back what I can do. Garth Black will be the first to experience this, no matter how much preparation hell make, he doesnt know whats coming to him at Meltdown 25!
Give him one for me! But you said that tag team matches have limited your actions, are you saying that Ace is holding you back?
Becky, you say that as if Im going to give up on the FHD right away! Thats not going to happen, were partners to the end! And where I may say you havent seen what I can do yet, just wait and see what the FHD have in mind for Black & Phoenix! You have no idea of whats coming, neither do these two, and it will start with this (Dave holds up a cd)
Whats that?
Something to even the odds after last time around, Garth and his high school friend Bert wont know whats hit them! Right Becky, it was nice chatting, but I got to go and finish up here before the set shuts down for the day.
Ok, well thanks for your time and Ill look forward to seeing what you have in stall for Garth Black!
Dave smiles
Ill give him a black eye for you! See ya!
Big Dave walks off, fade out
Big Dave: Hi, were the Full House Daves, and we would like to talk to you about the latest stuff that wzcwshop.com has to offer for you, the fans
Ace picks up a shirt
Ace: Thats right Dave. Firstly, we got the brand new FHD t-shirt available, expand our team further by wearing one of these
And if that isnt good enough, then you got the FHD baseball cap and sunglasses to make you look cool, like us, and protect your eyes from deadly sunlight
Like us
Like us indeed!
And finally, the kids now have a chance to tag team champions
Like us
With these replica belts, grab a pair and face the world like the true tag team champions
So go onto wzcwshop.com right now and order these today!
Together: Were the WZCW Tag Team Champions, buy now and dont be disappointed!
Cheesey smiles return again. Camera cuts to a different angle of the FHD in their advert
(random off screen) Anndd cut!
Ace and Dave relax their smiles and return to reality
(random off screen) Ok guys, thats a rap!
Finally! Glad to get that sorted. Now the kids can be more like real tag team champions, unlike Phoenix and Black!
(female voice off screen) Interesting youd say that. Imagine the embarrassment of that advert going out after you two lose at Civil Revolution
FHD look in the direction of the voice, the camera pans to reveal new WZCW interviewer Stacey Madison with her arms crossed, looking unimpressed at the Tag Team Champions
Sorry, but have we met?
Stacey Madison. I wouldnt bother trying to shake hands, I dont do that, its strictly business and Im not here to make friends
So why are you bothering us?
Because I, unfortunately, have to interview one of you two for your upcoming singles matches at Meltdown. The other will be even more unfortunate to be interviewed by Becky, and Im using the term interview loosely!
Ok, right well best way to decide (Ace gets out a deck of cards) Pick a car
I dont have time for this. You, card boy, follow me!
Big Dave shrugs his shoulders as Ace sighs and walks off. Becky walks over to Dave
Becky: Hey Dave, you ready to do this interview?
Sure, I got time, best not make it too long, Im worried Ace might get eaten alive by whats her name, Stacey Mad-ass-son?!
Dont worry about her, shes new but Im sure youll get along once you get to know her
Right right, hang on a sec, gotta check the notice board before doing this interview. Join me?
Sure!
Big Dave and Becky walk to the noticeboard and a piece of paper with ATTENTION written on the top gets Daves attention, he tears it down
You were saying (passes it to Becky)
(looking slightly embarrassed) Er still early days! Anyway, interview time! Now Dave, this week on Meltdown youll be facing one your challengers at Civil Revolution, Garth Black
our favourite person!
one on one, how will you approach this match after losing against him and Phoenix in your last bout?
Well Becky, its never easy coming back from a loss as anyone in the WZCW knows, but rather than see a loss as a threat, you have to take it and turn it into a strength. I mean, I could easily blame a number of things that went against myself and Ace in the match, being unprepared, caught off guard, that DVD messing with our minds, its easy to blame anyone but yourself. No, I was pinned 1-2-3, but the strength I take with me this week is the fact that Garth will be confident, maybe even complacent that the momentum of this past month will continue all the way through Meltdown this week and onto Civil Revolution. The other matter is that Garth didnt score the pin, Phoenix did, Black took a beating until he evaded my powerbomb and got the break Phoenix needed to get the win, but thats all he can take out of that match.
This week, its going to be different, there is no escape or way out of my grasp. Black enters the ring against me, Big Dave, and he is going to be knocked down a few pegs before heading to Civil Revolution. His unbeaten month is going to stop flat this week.
Interesting. One thing that I must bring up is that is your first singles match since entering the WZCW. Youve had solo work with your Contract Battle Royale and the handicap match you had against Milenko and Callahan, how will this match differ to those two occasions?
Thats a good question, and simply put Becky, we havent even seen the best of Big Dave yet, the animal has not been unleashed this way. Where the previous matches and tag bouts youve mention kept me restricted because of the team factor, this week people will truly see a side of me theyve never seen before, moves yet to be revealed, no limits to hold back what I can do. Garth Black will be the first to experience this, no matter how much preparation hell make, he doesnt know whats coming to him at Meltdown 25!
Give him one for me! But you said that tag team matches have limited your actions, are you saying that Ace is holding you back?
Becky, you say that as if Im going to give up on the FHD right away! Thats not going to happen, were partners to the end! And where I may say you havent seen what I can do yet, just wait and see what the FHD have in mind for Black & Phoenix! You have no idea of whats coming, neither do these two, and it will start with this (Dave holds up a cd)
Whats that?
Something to even the odds after last time around, Garth and his high school friend Bert wont know whats hit them! Right Becky, it was nice chatting, but I got to go and finish up here before the set shuts down for the day.
Ok, well thanks for your time and Ill look forward to seeing what you have in stall for Garth Black!
Dave smiles
Ill give him a black eye for you! See ya!
Big Dave walks off, fade out
We're backstage and Garth Black is sitting backstage, minding his own business. Becky Serra walks in.
Hey Garth, I was wondering if we could have a chat, about your upcoming match on Meltdown?
I'm sure we could.
You're going to ignore me aren't you?
Yes.
I've had enough of you treating me rottenly!
I'd had enough of you before you first opened your mouth.
That's it! I'm not interviewing you this week, the new girl can do it.
Whatever. Go and fetch her then. And don't get sidetracked in the locker room, if you know what I mean.
Becky looks annoyed, and walks off. Black looks very satisfied with himself, and Becky returns with Stacey Madison beforeleaving again.
What do you have to say for yourself?
Not much really.
You disrespect my colleague week in week out, and then when called up on it you go all meek, typical.
She deserves it, I'm not afraid of you. Your daddy doesn't call the shots here you know. Y'know you should start sleeping around as much as that hussy does, then you'd get all the scoops.
Mr. Black, I will not tolerate any more of your attitude and insolence. My father may not run the show around here, but I will have absolutely no qualms in reporting your behaviour to Mr. Bateman. Do I make myself clear?
Crystal.
Right, so onto the match, your facing Big Dave, what does this mean?
Well, last week myself and Phoenix obliterated him and his partner, and I shall have no trouble doing it to half of their team.
But, don't you concede that his weight advantage will work against you? It'll be a real David and Goliath encounter.
Need I remind you how that actually ended up? David outsmarted Goliath, the big dumb giant. Now Black will outsmart Dave, the big dumb giant. It's simple.
Ok, so what about the fact you haven't competed in singles wrestling for quite some time.
That's true, but my opponent hasn't even had any ring practice on his own. He's relied on the chance of his partner, and their luck had run out, to be frank.
WCZW has suffered for too long with that lummox and his two bit partner being champions. Tag team wrestling has been wondering in the desert for the 40 days and nights since Unscripted, and I've had enough. We've had enough. We are the Second Coming of tag team wrestling, and the resurrection is now. The redemption is around the corner, and Big Dave is on the alter of sacrifice.
Those are some pretty serious words. How do you feel that Dave compared you to a Sesame Street character?
Oh, it's completely juvenile, and I expect better of you than to ask that. How very Serra.
Don't you have a response then?
Ican be juvenile too, if it helps. I don't want to lower myself to his level, but sometimes, the only way to get through to an idiot is to talk in language they understand.
Sesame Street? Well lets just say that today's letter is "I", as in "I"'m going to make that giant moron regret the day he was born. As in "I" will be one half of the world tag team champions, as in "I" will wipe the floor with his stupid, gormless face.
Today's number is "0" because that is precisely the number of singles victories that big dumnb dave will have after out match. "0" is the number of championships you'll hold, Dave, come next weekens and "0" is the amount of time I have for him.
Tell Kermit to come and report, tell big bird that there is a bigger idiot than him, because Dave's chances of winning are as real as Mr Snuffalupagus, tell the count to come and count the 1-2-3, and that is all I have to say about Sesame Street, Miss Piggy, now I have had enough puerile questionning.
Don't call me that..
As she is saying that, Black just walks off, as Stacey looks annoyed.
Hey Garth, I was wondering if we could have a chat, about your upcoming match on Meltdown?
I'm sure we could.
You're going to ignore me aren't you?
Yes.
I've had enough of you treating me rottenly!
I'd had enough of you before you first opened your mouth.
That's it! I'm not interviewing you this week, the new girl can do it.
Whatever. Go and fetch her then. And don't get sidetracked in the locker room, if you know what I mean.
Becky looks annoyed, and walks off. Black looks very satisfied with himself, and Becky returns with Stacey Madison beforeleaving again.
What do you have to say for yourself?
Not much really.
You disrespect my colleague week in week out, and then when called up on it you go all meek, typical.
She deserves it, I'm not afraid of you. Your daddy doesn't call the shots here you know. Y'know you should start sleeping around as much as that hussy does, then you'd get all the scoops.
Mr. Black, I will not tolerate any more of your attitude and insolence. My father may not run the show around here, but I will have absolutely no qualms in reporting your behaviour to Mr. Bateman. Do I make myself clear?
Crystal.
Right, so onto the match, your facing Big Dave, what does this mean?
Well, last week myself and Phoenix obliterated him and his partner, and I shall have no trouble doing it to half of their team.
But, don't you concede that his weight advantage will work against you? It'll be a real David and Goliath encounter.
Need I remind you how that actually ended up? David outsmarted Goliath, the big dumb giant. Now Black will outsmart Dave, the big dumb giant. It's simple.
Ok, so what about the fact you haven't competed in singles wrestling for quite some time.
That's true, but my opponent hasn't even had any ring practice on his own. He's relied on the chance of his partner, and their luck had run out, to be frank.
WCZW has suffered for too long with that lummox and his two bit partner being champions. Tag team wrestling has been wondering in the desert for the 40 days and nights since Unscripted, and I've had enough. We've had enough. We are the Second Coming of tag team wrestling, and the resurrection is now. The redemption is around the corner, and Big Dave is on the alter of sacrifice.
Those are some pretty serious words. How do you feel that Dave compared you to a Sesame Street character?
Oh, it's completely juvenile, and I expect better of you than to ask that. How very Serra.
Don't you have a response then?
Ican be juvenile too, if it helps. I don't want to lower myself to his level, but sometimes, the only way to get through to an idiot is to talk in language they understand.
Sesame Street? Well lets just say that today's letter is "I", as in "I"'m going to make that giant moron regret the day he was born. As in "I" will be one half of the world tag team champions, as in "I" will wipe the floor with his stupid, gormless face.
Today's number is "0" because that is precisely the number of singles victories that big dumnb dave will have after out match. "0" is the number of championships you'll hold, Dave, come next weekens and "0" is the amount of time I have for him.
Tell Kermit to come and report, tell big bird that there is a bigger idiot than him, because Dave's chances of winning are as real as Mr Snuffalupagus, tell the count to come and count the 1-2-3, and that is all I have to say about Sesame Street, Miss Piggy, now I have had enough puerile questionning.
Don't call me that..
As she is saying that, Black just walks off, as Stacey looks annoyed.
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