March 31st Raw 2014 - Wrestlemania Go-Home Show
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Vageena Hertz
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I wonder what people would do if Bryan lost in 18 seconds again....
I'm thinking Cena.
Mr. T would be amazing. Probably Hogan or Cena.
JoeFromTomsRiver
Championship Contender
Something like Arizona college students after their basketball team loses.
JohnJohnson
aka JuanJuanson
WWE Creative: Vince, the last several Manias we've had the Rock, Chris Jericho and even an Austin appearance. We have six hour to work with this year at the 30 year anniversary. What should we do?
Vince: Take all the tag teams and put them in one match. Then take all the Divas and Put them in one match. Then take all the mid-carders and put them in a 30 man Battle Royal.
WWE Creative: 30 man Battle Royal like the Rumble we had two months ago?
Vince: Well no. This will be all mid carders and won't mean anything. Maybe give them a big ass trophy.
WWE Creative: Should we call Rock or Austin or Jericho?
Vince: No, get me Hogan!
WWE Creative: Excellent! We're guessing some sort of anniversary tag match?
Vince: No! God no! I need him to promote the new WWE Network along with Michael Cole.
WWE Creative: So how do we build the streak match with Taker and Lesnar?
Vince: Take choke slams Lesnar for no reason. Then we have Heyman tell Taker very slowly that he will end the streak.
WWE Creative: Then Taker lights him on fire with a lightning bolt?
Vince: No! He takes a long time walking to the ring and tell Lesnar "Nah Ah!".
WWE Creative: And the titles? What do we do for IC, US, and WWEWHC?
Vince: We'll skip over US and IC. Who has those belts by the way? Nevermind. We'll finally give the title to Daniel Bryan. The crowd will NEVER see it coming!!
WWE Creative: You know this is Wrestlemania right?
Vince: Yea, we'll put out a good Bray vs Cena match.
WWE Creative: Are you sure you want to roll with this?
Vince: They already bought the app, does it really matter?
WWE Creative: *sigh* as you wish my lord.
Vince: Take all the tag teams and put them in one match. Then take all the Divas and Put them in one match. Then take all the mid-carders and put them in a 30 man Battle Royal.
WWE Creative: 30 man Battle Royal like the Rumble we had two months ago?
Vince: Well no. This will be all mid carders and won't mean anything. Maybe give them a big ass trophy.
WWE Creative: Should we call Rock or Austin or Jericho?
Vince: No, get me Hogan!
WWE Creative: Excellent! We're guessing some sort of anniversary tag match?
Vince: No! God no! I need him to promote the new WWE Network along with Michael Cole.
WWE Creative: So how do we build the streak match with Taker and Lesnar?
Vince: Take choke slams Lesnar for no reason. Then we have Heyman tell Taker very slowly that he will end the streak.
WWE Creative: Then Taker lights him on fire with a lightning bolt?
Vince: No! He takes a long time walking to the ring and tell Lesnar "Nah Ah!".
WWE Creative: And the titles? What do we do for IC, US, and WWEWHC?
Vince: We'll skip over US and IC. Who has those belts by the way? Nevermind. We'll finally give the title to Daniel Bryan. The crowd will NEVER see it coming!!
WWE Creative: You know this is Wrestlemania right?
Vince: Yea, we'll put out a good Bray vs Cena match.
WWE Creative: Are you sure you want to roll with this?
Vince: They already bought the app, does it really matter?
WWE Creative: *sigh* as you wish my lord.
Wrestlemania is in Dallas next year so I would be Oswald and Vince McMahon would be JFK.
It has to be Hogan!
JohnJohnson
aka JuanJuanson
Wow Los Matadores just stole "twin magic" from the Bellas. Will theu be on season 3 of Total Divas?
JohnJohnson
aka JuanJuanson
With your sig I can believe it.
JoeFromTomsRiver
Championship Contender
So the WWE is releasing a DVD of Warrior defending himself against what the WWE said about him on their last DVD. Classic.
The Warlord
Pre-Show Stalwart
The Self Construction of the Ultimate Warrior?
Funny how they are releasing it on April Fools day? I wonder if I can stream it online now.
Vageena Hertz
New Member
Show has been good so far.
JoeFromTomsRiver
Championship Contender
At the HOF ceremony they should rib the audience and tell them that Warrior wouldn't be showing up because the WWE wouldn't meet his last second demands.
Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
Poor Damien.
It's ok buddy... You're still over in WZCW...
The losing streaks are about on par right now aren't they
JoeFromTomsRiver
Championship Contender
Sandow and Fandango is a ridiculous team. And not in the "so odd it works" kind of way.
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