Madden

[klunderbunker]

Has a new column. Guess what he talks about. Go on, take a wild guess.

Answer:

Spoiler: subject

Himself, how great he is, and that once against he doesn't get the credit that he deserves. Oh and there's a jab at Page in the end.

 

[X]

I'm guessing Page must have spurned Madden's homosexual advances at some point to inspire such hatred in the man.

 

[SavageTaker]

I'm not going to read it because it's a waste of time. He is just so full of himself...and shit...oh wait he is shit.

 

[Tastycles]

You know, people used to bitch unfairly about Disco Inferno, but I genuinely don't think Madden knows much more about wrestling than the average fan.

 

[klunderbunker]

See, the difference between Madden and Disco is simple: Disco actually accomplished something. TV, Tag, Crusierweight title winner. There, that's a resume and actually a decent one. Madden just apparently hung out with the Outsiders all the time, yet no one else can back that up.

 

[Miko]

I dont believe it, if I was Scott Hall or Kevin Nash I wouldnt hang around with Mark Madden, unless he's the ugly guy that makes them seem more attractive.

 

[SavageTaker]

I really think Mr.Shit is jealous of DDP because he has actually done something in his wrestling career and has very been very successful outside of wrestling. I don't know, just my opinion.

 

[Coco]

When I work, I want paid.

The mark of a true wordsmith.

 

[gd]

At least most of you never had to listen to him on the radio.

EDIT: Just actually read his column, and it's the biggest piece of shit I ever read. What a cocky bastard.
This was my favorite line : But low-level journalist Mike Mooneyham has spent most of his life with his lips planted on Ric’s ass,

The pot and the kettle Mark.

 

[Spunky]

It's a good job he has styled that goatee, Otherwise Mark Madden would look like a testicle.

 

[SavageTaker]

I think he looks like a hairy testicle with that goatee...just saying.

 

[Miko]

See, now I want to style my testicle hair into a goattee just to see if it looks like Madden

 

[Blade]

Mark Madden ****ing over himself. Just what the world needs.
It's bound to solve the global recession.

Seriously, I'm guessing he has some fail-proof methods of solving the global recession that he came up with himself.

Mark Madden is an infinitely better anti-recession mascot than the Irish one, Jimmy the Recession-Busting Squirrel.

 

[THE Madcap]

he looks like the folk you see on "to catch a predator"

 

[klunderbunker]

Are they even columns anymore? Can they be classified as such?

 

[Coco]

Perhaps rants?

MEark MEadden?

 

[Tastycles]

Classic hypocracy this week "I dont do anything for free, unlike those losers who write everyone else's" "I basically did Ric Flair's for free. I did the most work but got seen off and I don't even care!"

 

[gd]

He probably just wakes up, realizes he has a column due up in a couple of hours, and makes up as much shit as possible.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I think that if Scott Hall actually did hang out with Mark Madden, we have proof of his debilitating alcoholism right there.

 

[Spunky]

And drug abuse, You would need a shit load to drown out that annoying ***** voice.

 

[Mr. TM]

Anyone who disses DDP is a Piece of crap.

SELF HIGH FIVE!

 

[Thriller Ant]

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One of the best wrestling themes of all time, IMO.

 

[Mr. TM]

Yeppers.

Green Rep coming.

 

[The Doctor]

I have that theme on my iPod.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Same here. That one, Loaded (Hardy Boyz), and The Miz's themes are the only instumental themes I can listen to outside of just watching the shows