Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
Since you need to calm down with the insult flinging if you want to be let out, I figured I'd throw ye' a bone.
How's life?
How's life?
Macca
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Life is hard.
Got let go from my last job due to job cuts (apparently due to my age, I was costing the company too much :/) so trying to find a new outlet for income. Couple that with the fact I have an giant turd sandwich for a father and the fact I have to pay for my wrestling training, it's left me with little time for myself (including here) and is allowing me to reach levels of stress I didn't realize I even had in me. It surprises me how optamistic I am in the face of adversary.
Plus girls man, girls are off their heads. Ever seen that movie "Just Friends" with Ryan Reynolds? Great quote from that. "They put you in the friend zone. and they torture the fuck out of you." Thing is as well, this chick was obviously waiting for me to do something, but I was scared to death by that stage of changing things, so eventually she got one of those long term commitment "let's-build-a-house-together" boyfriends, which I then responded to by distancing myself from her and basically going through the gutter-**** community in the meanwhile. This bitch fucked me up BAD.
Honestly Charlie, why did you ask me this? I bet you didn't want to hear a sob story this big.
And we need to chat on MSN soon. That e-fed convo was amazing. This shit could really give SCW a run man, I'm telling you.
Got let go from my last job due to job cuts (apparently due to my age, I was costing the company too much :/) so trying to find a new outlet for income. Couple that with the fact I have an giant turd sandwich for a father and the fact I have to pay for my wrestling training, it's left me with little time for myself (including here) and is allowing me to reach levels of stress I didn't realize I even had in me. It surprises me how optamistic I am in the face of adversary.
Plus girls man, girls are off their heads. Ever seen that movie "Just Friends" with Ryan Reynolds? Great quote from that. "They put you in the friend zone. and they torture the fuck out of you." Thing is as well, this chick was obviously waiting for me to do something, but I was scared to death by that stage of changing things, so eventually she got one of those long term commitment "let's-build-a-house-together" boyfriends, which I then responded to by distancing myself from her and basically going through the gutter-**** community in the meanwhile. This bitch fucked me up BAD.
Honestly Charlie, why did you ask me this? I bet you didn't want to hear a sob story this big.
And we need to chat on MSN soon. That e-fed convo was amazing. This shit could really give SCW a run man, I'm telling you.
WinRar doesn't open SCW files.
DirtyJosé
Best angle of all: retirement
Everyone has a **** phase or two (or three). Sorry to hear about it, but you'll meet someone else that tickles your love bone. Avoid the friendzone if you think you really dig the chick; in the end, if she "friends" you, you'll probably end up not wanting to be around her anyway, so what's the worry in maybe goofing it making a play towards the lovezone?
Smooth Sexual Chocolate
Grapefruits of Wrath
Your a good man Macca.
One Punch Doug Crashin
I AM INVINSIBLE!
I couldn't agree more.
Smooth Sexual Chocolate
Grapefruits of Wrath
So from what I've gathered, when you fall into the friend zone, you should rape and skull fuck said friend, sounds about right to me.
DirtyJosé
Best angle of all: retirement
Yup, because that's about all the sex you'll ever get out of them at that point.
Smooth Sexual Chocolate
Grapefruits of Wrath
I feel like we could be helping many poor souls by sharing this godly advice.
Man, fuck the friend zone. The only reason it exists is because girls get off on guys who find them attractive. And I refuse to hold any woman's handbag unless it is to relieve her hands to "better places" And by better places, I mean my nipples 
SSC, if only I was half the man you were. It must be something in that Californian weed that you constantly inhale. Whatever it is, keep puffing that shit friend.
Man, got this chick round tonight. Real A-quality slag. Time to take out my frustrations gentleman.
SSC, if only I was half the man you were. It must be something in that Californian weed that you constantly inhale. Whatever it is, keep puffing that shit friend.
Man, got this chick round tonight. Real A-quality slag. Time to take out my frustrations gentleman.
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
I forgot I made this til like, right now.
DON'T YOU DARE DIVULGE ANY INFORMATION.
DON'T YOU DARE DIVULGE ANY INFORMATION.
I would never... THIS CASH COW IZ GOING STRAIGHT TO DA MOON BEBE!