LSN80

[Chardee Macdennis]

You were totally right about the reception at the zoo, dude. That shit was tight. The shark tank was cool as fuck and the food was phenominal. I'd be happy to go back and do it all over again. It was hot, though. Though, once that hours d'oeuvre's were over and the actual dinner (which was outside) we were allowed inside, which was air conditioned.

Did you make it down to the Burgh? What did yinz do?

 

[JGlass]

I hope LSN's weekend went well. But if it didn't, I have devised two hilarious scenarios to explain why it didn't.

1) LSN and his wife had a FANTASTIC weekend. They had a blast at the Pirates game (is that even possible?), they saw that stupid ballet shit, and LSN got the fuck of his life. They get back home, beaming with R&R, and LSN goes to the kennel to pick up the dogs. The receptionist brings the dogs out along with one of the care takers, whom informs LSN that his ex-girlfriend's dog has a some sort of medical emergency that needs to be taken care of immediately. LSN takes the dog to an animal hospital only to find out that the procedure is going to cost WAY too much money, and now he has to break the news to his ex that she either has to drop a few thousand on a doggy surgery or her pet is going to die, and he knows this because he dropped the dog off at a kennel.

2) He and his wife get to the hotel and they're all lovey dovey and ready to get it on. They get to their room and slide in the key, when low and behold, LSN's ex walk out the door of the room next to them! She confronts LSN about where the hell her dog is, and then LSN's wife and her get into a huge, physical, ugly fight. LSN breaks them up, but LSN's wife is so pissed about the whole situation that she makes him go home while she stays in the hotel. Sad for LSN, hilarious for the viewers at home.

All that said, I hope LSN had an awesome weekend full of good times and no drama.

 

[JGlass]

What's with you calling me a dick all of a sudden? What did I do to deserve this!?!?

 

[enterkey]

So when are we going to hear about your pussy filled weekend?

 

[LSN80]

So when are we going to hear about your pussy filled weekend?

Hows right now sound buddy? First off, something for you....

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That would be my ex EK. She was going through her "Im tired of being a redhead" phase, before she just let it naturally die back. I cant believe I found a picture from 5 years ago, and I promptly got rid of it after! No need to upset my wife.

 

[enterkey]

Hows right now sound buddy? First off, something for you....

Tell us everything! We want to know all the dirty details!

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That would be my ex EK. She was going through her "Im tired of being a redhead" phase, before she just let it naturally die back. I cant believe I found a picture from 5 years ago, and I promptly got rid of it after! No need to upset my wife.

She is definitely hot, I would hit that in a heartbeat if given the chance! You sir are a gentleman and a scholar!

 

[JGlass]

You upgraded dude, CLEARLY. Now let's get some details about shit that DID happen this weekend.

 

[LSN80]

Now that the weekend has come and gone, just wondering how Dog-gate went after all. I noticed you weren't on here all weekend, hopefully that means enterkey is right and your weekend went well. Otherwise, maybe you were too busy checking out divorce lawyers

Im too cheap in that sense to pay for a divorce lawyer. If my wife decided she wanted rid of me, Id give her whatever she wanted, within reason. But EK was right, the weekend was excellent.

You were totally right about the reception at the zoo, dude. That shit was tight. The shark tank was cool as fuck and the food was phenominal. I'd be happy to go back and do it all over again. It was hot, though. Though, once that hours d'oeuvre's were over and the actual dinner (which was outside) we were allowed inside, which was air conditioned.

Did you make it down to the Burgh? What did yinz do?

I thought you would enjoy it, and warned you about how hot it was! I pretty much balked at the thought of a zoo wedding, as I thought it sounded cheesy, but my wife convinced me to go.(That and it was a good friend ) What did you wind up doing for your friend in terms of a gift.

We made it down, and it was freaking great. We wound up taking the dogs to the kennel, and staying for 2 nights rather then one.

I hope LSN's weekend went well. But if it didn't, I have devised two hilarious scenarios to explain why it didn't.

1) LSN and his wife had a FANTASTIC weekend. They had a blast at the Pirates game (is that even possible?), they saw that stupid ballet shit, and LSN got the fuck of his life. They get back home, beaming with R&R, and LSN goes to the kennel to pick up the dogs. The receptionist brings the dogs out along with one of the care takers, whom informs LSN that his ex-girlfriend's dog has a some sort of medical emergency that needs to be taken care of immediately. LSN takes the dog to an animal hospital only to find out that the procedure is going to cost WAY too much money, and now he has to break the news to his ex that she either has to drop a few thousand on a doggy surgery or her pet is going to die, and he knows this because he dropped the dog off at a kennel.

Because the Pirates are actually good this year? This one was hilarious.

2) He and his wife get to the hotel and they're all lovey dovey and ready to get it on. They get to their room and slide in the key, when low and behold, LSN's ex walk out the door of the room next to them! She confronts LSN about where the hell her dog is, and then LSN's wife and her get into a huge, physical, ugly fight. LSN breaks them up, but LSN's wife is so pissed about the whole situation that she makes him go home while she stays in the hotel. Sad for LSN, hilarious for the viewers at home.

This would surely make for good TV, as long as it didnt happen to me! It didnt!

What's with you calling me a dick all of a sudden? What did I do to deserve this!?!?

Because you can be to posters you think are idiots? And I think I told you you that youre mostly awesome as well, did I not?

 

[JGlass]

You did, I was mostly just teasing you/curious as to where this came from.

For the record, though, the only person I'm being a douche to Sign Guy.

 

[LSN80]

On it right now.

SO we dropped the dogs off at the kennel, and it was far too late to go to a Pirates game. So she decided she wanted to go to a Piano Bar first, which is fine with me, because my wife likes to drink, and is much easier that way. That just feels wrong to say about my wife! Anyway, I planned on not drinking the entire weekend, but my wife can be very persuasive once she starts drinking. Very. I had a drink or two, and we barely made it into the hotel room before my wife pretty much jumped me. The room was amazing, it had a jacuzzi, minibar, and a huge ass bed. So I had to decide between watching the end of Smackdown, and sex with my wife, which was a tough decision.

Anyway, we got up the next day, and one of us was hungover. She still insisted I go to the musical thing with her, and it was quite crap, but she was very appreciative I went with her. She was too tired to go to the Pirates game that night, but asked me if I wanted to stay an extra night. That was a dumb question. We had dinner, got back to the room about 8, and didn't leave the rest of the night. I didnt drink this time, and did I mention my wife is easy when she drinks?

We got up the next day, and checkout wasn't until 4, but she asked if I wanted to catch the Pirate game that afternoon. We did, which was fun, especially since they won 9-1, and we made it back home around 8ish and picked up the dogs, who the vet said were practically dry humping eaach other the entire weekend.(Theyre sisters). The only thing I felt bad about was my ex called me everyday to ask how her dog was, and I lied my ass off by telling her what a pleasure it was to have the dog, it had been well taken care of, and its given me no trouble whatsoever, and she told me she was thankful she had someone she trusted with the dogs.

So yeah, something Id definitely do again. I just need to figure out what to do for my wife for her birthday on the 16th, and our 4th anniversary on the 23rd. ANyone see a problem with the play counting for at least one of them? But serioously, if it means having to repeat that weekend twice more, then
whatever I have to do is worth it!

 

[LSN80]

You did, I was mostly just teasing you/curious as to where this came from.

For the record, though, the only person I'm being a douche to Sign Guy.

That and youve said youve become more of a dick since you changed your name to "Classy". So I was merely validating what you already said.

I havent read an SG post, but I like his Book This stuff.

 

[JGlass]

Don't worry, LSN, I'm sure I'll think of some more romantic moves for you to use on your wife, thus getting you laid.

 

[LSN80]

Don't worry, LSN, I'm sure I'll think of some more romantic moves for you to use on your wife, thus getting you laid.

I remebered what I had forgotten since its been a long time. All I have to do is get her to drink, which when she's healthy, isnt hard!

However, Im quite shit when it comes to figuring out what to do for people with regards to gifts. Would it be redundant to take her somewhere again, or even three weeks in a row? I mean, I certainly wouldnt mind it, but I want to make her happy, since it is her birthday and our anniversary. Ive just bought her clothes, jewelry, and taken her out to some chill nightspots the last 3 years, which she was appreciative of, but I want to do more this year.

 

[Dwayne_Jason]

I remebered what I had forgotten since its been a long time. All I have to do is get her to drink, which when she's healthy, isnt hard!

However, Im quite shit when it comes to figuring out what to do for people with regards to gifts. Would it be redundant to take her somewhere again, or even three weeks in a row? I mean, I certainly wouldnt mind it, but I want to make her happy, since it is her birthday and our anniversary. Ive just bought her clothes, jewelry, and taken her out to some chill nightspots the last 3 years, which she was appreciative of, but I want to do more this year.

If you remembered where your first date was, go there. If not, go with the oldest date you both had that you can remember. I think it'll be much more meaningful that way. Also, its gonna get you laid.

 

[JGlass]

Well, if I were in your position, I'd try to do something extra special for her at home. Clean the house and make it immaculate looking, cook her a nice dinner or, if you can't cook, find a nice restaurant that will make you two meals for a romantic evening in with you and your wife, give her a present, and then have sex with her. I just looked it up and the 4th Anniversary is the linen/silk anniversary (you probably missed out on leather which was last year, you sick, kinky fuck), so you could get her something fairly simple and say that you looked up what type of gift you get for the 4th year anniversary. If she doesn't seem to behaving any of that, just say something romantic about how while this year's gift might not be the best, she'll get something made of gold in 46 years and she'll probably melt.

I am the Glass, and I am that. Damn. Good.

 

[LSN80]

If you remembered where your first date was, go there. If not, go with the oldest date you both had that you can remember. I think it'll be much more meaningful that way. Also, its gonna get you laid.

That is not a bad idea, in theory. Except it was a train wreck of a first date. I was quite brokish 5 years ago, so I just took her to Chili's. That would have been fine, but i forgot my wallet and she wound up having to pay! We were both still in school at the time, she still is actually, so we just worked as servers. I guess it didnt bother her too much, because we snuck into a local park afterwards, and I still got laid anyway!

 

[Dwayne_Jason]

That is not a bad idea, in theory. Except it was a train wreck of a first date. I was quite brokish 5 years ago, so I just took her to Chili's. That would have been fine, but i forgot my wallet and she wound up having to pay! We were both still in school at the time, she still is actually, so we just worked as servers. I guess it didnt bother her too much, because we snuck into a local park afterwards, and I still got laid anyway!

If you remember the local park, sneak in, order something from chilly's and watch the stars.

In case you think I'm a romantic, I'm not. This is what I do on dates.

 

[LSN80]

Well, if I were in your position, I'd try to do something extra special for her at home. Clean the house and make it immaculate looking, cook her a nice dinner or, if you can't cook, find a nice restaurant that will make you two meals for a romantic evening in with you and your wife, give her a present, and then have sex with her.

Im actually a very good cook, I taught myself how to ten years ago when I got my own place, and its something my wife and I like to do together, even though she sucks at it. But I recently just made her Salmon with Hoison sauce(spicy Japanese brown mustard), scallops, and pan seared vegetables with Moscato wine, so Im sure I could think of something similar. The house is going to need cleaned anyway after 5 days with the two dogs, so another good idea. But the best suggestion of all is the sex, by far!

I just looked it up and the 4th Anniversary is the linen/silk anniversary (you probably missed out on leather which was last year, you sick, kinky fuck)

I said I bought her clothes, who says I missed out on the leather part of it?
Although I had no idea that different anniversaries have different years.

so you could get her something fairly simple and say that you looked up what type of gift you get for the 4th year anniversary. If she doesn't seem to behaving any of that, just say something romantic about how while this year's gift might not be the best, she'll get something made of gold in 46 years and she'll probably melt.

Lmao. I will if I dont get laid after making all that effort!

I am the Glass, and I am that. Damn. Good.

That you certainly are! Got something for me for her birthday next week?

 

[LSN80]

If you remember the local park, sneak in, order something from chilly's and watch the stars.

In case you think I'm a romantic, I'm not. This is what I do on dates.

The park idea is certainly a good one. We actually do that a couple times a year, and its alot of fun. Im semi-romantic, and my wife likes little things like that rather then expensive things, at times.

I never thought you were a romantic after you told the story about stealing some chicks cash or something like that on a date? How'd that turn out?

 

[enterkey]

I say good sir that was a badass sounding weekend indeed! The getting laid parts sounded superb and all that other shit in there was pretty cool tool but mainly the getting laid every night. So what are you up to now besides planning how to have more fuck filled weekends with your wife?

 

[JGlass]

Does she have a lot of friends and like surprise parties?

 

[enterkey]

Does she have a lot of friends and like surprise parties?

This sounds like the setup for a gang bang...

 

[LSN80]

I say good sir that was a badass sounding weekend indeed! The getting laid parts sounded superb and all that other shit in there was pretty cool tool but mainly the getting laid every night. So what are you up to now besides planning how to have more fuck filled weekends with your wife?

Well, her birthday is next week, and our 4th anniversary the year after. So im trying to figure out what to do for the birthday, since JGlassy took care of the anniversary for me. So basically, trying to figure out what to do to ensure I have more weekends like the last one! Well the sex anyway, not the the Andrew Lloyd Webber crap.

 

[enterkey]

Well, her birthday is next week, and our 4th anniversary the year after. So im trying to figure out what to do for the birthday, since JGlassy took care of the anniversary for me. So basically, trying to figure out what to do to ensure I have more weekends like the last one! Well the sex anyway, not the the Andrew Lloyd Webber crap.

Sounds like you need a stand in to go in your place for all the boring/horrible shit like that and then you pop back in there for all the good stuff. Maybe you should watch a bunch of cheesy romantic comedies for advice or create a giant thread called "Get LSN80 Laid For Life" or something along those lines to get help.

 

[LSN80]

Does she have a lot of friends and like surprise parties?

Both. She has five girls she grew up with that are all best friends with each other, and shes got 3-4 close friends from work, and she pretty much stole my best female friend from me as well! Turns out they have more in common, such as they both have vaginas.

I did the surprise party two years ago, and she loved it. It was at Dave and Busters, which is where she had been hounding me to take her to for at least a month prior. I kept making excuses why I couldn't, because I was planning on taking her there for her birthday. Then her friend told her, "Well, if he won't take you, I will", and it happened to be on the same night I had already reserved a room there. I had to follow her friend outside as she was leaving and slap her around her for almost ruining my surprise....I mean, calmly explain what I planned on doing.