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Sounds like you need a stand in to go in your place for all the boring/horrible shit like that and then you pop back in there for all the good stuff. Maybe you should watch a bunch of cheesy romantic comedies for advice or create a giant thread called "Get LSN80 Laid For Life" or something along those lines to get help.

If only my twin was a dude instead of a girl! And I actually don't mind, because even the crappy stuff is essentially a win-win. Even if I dont enjoy it, Im happy if shes happy, and that always gets me laid.

And as I found out again this weekend, all i have to do is get a few drinks in her, and she's an easy lay!
 
Everybody has birthdays, so, in my opinion at least, you don't have to do anything great. Take her out for dinner, get her some jewelry, and call it a night. You'll pull out the big guns for your anniversary.
 
If only my twin was a dude instead of a girl! And I actually don't mind, because even the crappy stuff is essentially a win-win. Even if I dont enjoy it, Im happy if shes happy, and that always gets me laid.

And as I found out again this weekend, all i have to do is get a few drinks in her, and she's an easy lay!

Sounds like alcohol is going to take up a lot more of the monthly budget at your house.
 
Everybody has birthdays, so, in my opinion at least, you don't have to do anything great. Take her out for dinner, get her some jewelry, and call it a night. You'll pull out the big guns for your anniversary.

Thats true. Between last weekend and the 23rd, that should be quite enough. She tends to go all out for mine, but shes much more creative then me. Her sister was up from Texas last year for her 30th birthday, and couldnt believe I had bought her the outfit I did, as I guess it matched or something. :shrug: She then promptly took it back when her sister told her it was the most mature thing in her closet. She equated mature with being old, I guess!

Sounds like alcohol is going to take up a lot more of the monthly budget at your house.

Well, anything above zero would mean taking up more then the current monthly budget for alcohol, at least that's in my house anyway. I dont know why, but Ive always been that way, and until 2 years ago, I had no problem drinking alot, and frequently, but always out. Ive never allowed it in my house for drinking purposes, and I hadnt drank in two years until these past two weekends. The taste of alcohol got old to me, and I still hate it now.
 
The park idea is certainly a good one. We actually do that a couple times a year, and its alot of fun. Im semi-romantic, and my wife likes little things like that rather then expensive things, at times.

Well, subtly is a lost art after all. I guess you could just give her something meaningful that she once asked for, or wondered about, or was some sort of inside joke or something like that.

I never thought you were a romantic after you told the story about stealing some chicks cash or something like that on a date? How'd that turn out?

Horrible actually. Worst date of my life. It wasn't so much that she wasn't up to my tastes but simply that she was probably the worst bitch I've ever met in my entire life.

I picked her up, at her house, waited for about 30 minutes. She comes to her door, OBLIVIOUS, about the fact that the date was today. Changes for an hour. No problem.

We go to a restraunt. She's a student, like me, so she would expect me, a student, in debt, to be a little economical. She criticizes me because I took her to Applesbee's and not a fancy tavern. Once again, no problem.

We make small talk, I ask her about her personal life...big mistake.

For 45 minutes she explains to me that her ex boyfriend is an asshole, and that I am a rebound.

Finally, she concludes the night with saying "ew" to the nachos SHE ordered.

So yeah, I packed up all of hers and mine's food, stole 75 bucks and told the waiter that she'll pay.

Bought Crysis 2, came home, ate my steak and her nachos and had a beer. Great night.
 
I'll be getting to writing a post soon enough, but I have to point out that the Over the Limit buyrate rumour was horseshit and they pulled a better rating this year than they did last.

It would appear youre correct. Im not sure where the 65,000 number came from, which is the initial report I read. It actually drew 202,000, which isnt terrible, after the year prior it drew 197,000. Thanks for bringing that to my attention, or I never would have gone back and checked the figures.
 
Well, subtly is a lost art after all. I guess you could just give her something meaningful that she once asked for, or wondered about, or was some sort of inside joke or something like that.

I like all those ideas. Im set on the anniversary, but still not sure about the birthday. This one holds special significance to me.

Horrible actually. Worst date of my life. It wasn't so much that she wasn't up to my tastes but simply that she was probably the worst bitch I've ever met in my entire life.

I picked her up, at her house, waited for about 30 minutes. She comes to her door, OBLIVIOUS, about the fact that the date was today. Changes for an hour. No problem.

Unless she was a doll and I thought I was getting some, I woulda bounced the hell out of there. That just sounds like the recipe for a bad date already.

We go to a restraunt. She's a student, like me, so she would expect me, a student, in debt, to be a little economical. She criticizes me because I took her to Applesbee's and not a fancy tavern. Once again, no problem.

Ok, now this chick needs to be a perfect ten and promised sex at this point, or I would have taken her ass home. She seems like a spoiled ingrate.

We make small talk, I ask her about her personal life...big mistake.

For 45 minutes she explains to me that her ex boyfriend is an asshole, and that I am a rebound.

She actually told you that you were a rebound? WTF? One of the first rules about dating is you dont talk about your exes, unless its to compare your current date favorably to them. Describing you as a rebound, even if she didnt use those words, isn't very flatterring.

So yeah, I packed up all of hers and mine's food, stole 75 bucks and told the waiter that she'll pay
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That still was a dumb thing to do in the moment. I understand being pissed and the like at how she treated you, but thats an easy way to mess up your future, especially if she called the police on you. Im shocked she didnt, to be honest.
 
Well, anything above zero would mean taking up more then the current monthly budget for alcohol, at least that's in my house anyway. I dont know why, but Ive always been that way, and until 2 years ago, I had no problem drinking alot, and frequently, but always out. Ive never allowed it in my house for drinking purposes, and I hadnt drank in two years until these past two weekends. The taste of alcohol got old to me, and I still hate it now.

XD Well, it's not like the alcohol's for you. It's for the missus. ;)
 
Bro, I got some crazy terrible shit to tell you. Shoot me a PM when you have some free time and I'll explain it all. There has been something all over the PGH news and it hits very close to home w/me and my family. Fucking sucks, really!!
 
That still was a dumb thing to do in the moment. I understand being pissed and the like at how she treated you, but thats an easy way to mess up your future, especially if she called the police on you. Im shocked she didnt, to be honest.

Funny thing about that, she did. But I know law, since I freakin study it. Theft under 100 dollars is considered a summary charge at best. Also the fact that it was cash and I spent it. The police would have to trace the money, look through the cameras of Applebee's to find evidence for pressing charges against me for 75 dollars.

They called me up and gave me a warning that another theft like that and I'll have to pay a fine.

Even if she wanted to sue me it would take about 10 times of time and money to do so.

So yeah, hate calls is all I got from this
 
If only real life were more like professional wrestling... then you'd all be jobbing to NJexus and we'd have all the titles.
 
That's true. Maybe we could form some sort of alliance. NJexus would stop by and do guest appearance to get your revenue stream up and you can let us spend some time with your "talent."
 
That's true. Maybe we could form some sort of alliance. NJexus would stop by and do guest appearance to get your revenue stream up and you can let us spend some time with your "talent."

This can easily be arranged, I sense a union between the two megadynasties in the near future!
 
A psychologist wrestling gimmick... didn't Stevie Richards work one in TNA? No doubt you can outdo him, LSN.
 
Funny thing about that, she did. But I know law, since I freakin study it. Theft under 100 dollars is considered a summary charge at best. Also the fact that it was cash and I spent it. The police would have to trace the money, look through the cameras of Applebee's to find evidence for pressing charges against me for 75 dollars.

They called me up and gave me a warning that another theft like that and I'll have to pay a fine.

Even if she wanted to sue me it would take about 10 times of time and money to do so.

So yeah, hate calls is all I got from this

I understand all of this man, legal eithics is a big part of what I had to study in order to become a psychologist. Forget the summary offense, forget police procedure, and the hate calls being the only thing that "came of it." The end doesn't always justify the means, even if the girl was nasty to you. Can you honestly say this was the right thing to do, under any circumstances? Theft is theft, the only thing that makes $75 different from $750 is the amount. Is one better then the other? Saying you know where to draw the line because of understanding the law isnt a good play. Youre better then that dude.
 
A psychologist wrestling gimmick... didn't Stevie Richards work one in TNA? No doubt you can outdo him, LSN.

If I couldnt, Id be an utter failure. That was about as bad a gimmick as Ive seen...no wait, Ive seen far worse in TNA. Of course, I can probably talk better then Richards due to his 52 throat surgeries....too low?
 

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