Lesnar's Sickness Canada's Fault
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Turd Ferguson
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He gave Sable Hepatitis, which got passed onto Brock.
Turd Ferguson
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Yeah, Dana's a wordsmith.
I dont know the story, but what I can assume is this:
He is a man who enjoys Coors Light. That is obvious, after what was said at UFC 100.
He comes up to Canada, thinking that he is the king of the world. I bet he hit Saskatoon area around 5pm. Pulled into the Denny`s and got some sort of a slam. Probably ordered a beer while he was there. Asked for a Coors Light. The waitress had no idea what that was, and brought him a Canadian beer. He took one drink and asked why it didnt taste like piss, and asked for two more.
That was the beginning of the end. Went to Johnny Shaws bar after that, and preceded to drink more and more throughout the night.
the problem is this. Canadian beer has a much higher alcohol content than American.
Might just be hellahungover.
He is a man who enjoys Coors Light. That is obvious, after what was said at UFC 100.
He comes up to Canada, thinking that he is the king of the world. I bet he hit Saskatoon area around 5pm. Pulled into the Denny`s and got some sort of a slam. Probably ordered a beer while he was there. Asked for a Coors Light. The waitress had no idea what that was, and brought him a Canadian beer. He took one drink and asked why it didnt taste like piss, and asked for two more.
That was the beginning of the end. Went to Johnny Shaws bar after that, and preceded to drink more and more throughout the night.
the problem is this. Canadian beer has a much higher alcohol content than American.
Might just be hellahungover.
thewrestlinghero
Pre-Show Stalwart
Hope he feels better
American beer is like sex in a canoe...
Ha.
I've had Scottish beer, Scottish cider, English beer, and Irish beer, so I think I win.
I've had Scottish beer, Scottish cider, English beer, and Irish beer, so I think I win.
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
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It's...Baylariat!
Team Finnley Baylor
Don't blame Canada, BLAME YOURSELVES!
Cena's Little Helper
Mid-Card Championship Winner
Sounds like he got his ass kicked by a mob...or was exposed to some kind of radiation.
Mantaur Rodeo Clown
X-Pac Rules
Brock Lesnar, exposed to deadly amounts of radiation, has his genetic make up changed, so that now he can conduct electricity, and he becomes
SHOCK LESNAR!
^^^^
Let his guard down for a second, and they snatched him up for having a cold.
thewrestlinghero
Pre-Show Stalwart
I guess Evolution passed Lesnar by
"So if you're lying in a hospital bed and you're wondering to yourself, 'What in the hell happened?!?' Evolution has just passed you by..."
"So if you're lying in a hospital bed and you're wondering to yourself, 'What in the hell happened?!?' Evolution has just passed you by..."
Freddy4190
Championship Contender
Your mom > Your face > All of that
