KB left me

[HBK-aholic]

• He didn't even say goodbye .
• I should really go back to bed, it's 1.30 am and I need to be up early.
• The boyfriend went out drinking with some friends. I'm so paranoid I assume their were girls and that he liked them.
• I keep waking up at stupid o clock.
• I feel like writing a list.
• Can everyone use the list button now?
• Every single night, the 3 year old sleeping at the side of me ends up with his head at the foot of the bed.
• I'm not sure why.
• My eyes are watering I'm so tired.
• IC is pretty hot. So is NorCal. And KB. And Ricky. WZ is an attractive site.

 

[ZeroVX]

And rabid fanboys come swarming in in 3, 2, 1....

 

[Lee]

• He didn't even say goodbye .
• I should really go back to bed, it's 1.30 am and I need to be up early.
• The boyfriend went out drinking with some friends. I'm so paranoid I assume there were girls and that he liked them.
• I keep waking up at stupid o clock.
• I feel like writing a list.
• Can everyone use the list button now?
• Every single night, the 3 year old sleeping at the side of me ends up with his head at the foot of the bed.
• I'm not sure why.
• My eyes are watering I'm so tired.
• IC is pretty hot. So is NorCal. And KB. And Ricky. WZ is an attractive site.

 

[Kanye South]

Lee's response has tempted me to break the laws of Jake and use a lmao smiley.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I'm allowed to like IC and NorCal. I have permission.

 

[Lee]

I'm allowed to like IC and NorCal. I have permission.

What about Ricky?

 

[Kanye South]

Wait, I thought Lee was pissed because Becca didn't say he was attractive. If that's not the case, then Lee's comment is no longer funny.

 

[Lee]

No I was pointing out that she was paranoid about her boyf finding other girls attractive THEN saying about other guys she found attractive.

 

[HBK-aholic]

What about Ricky?

I've never asked for Ricky permission. I should.

 

[HBK-aholic]

No I was pointing out that she was paranoid about her boyf finding other girls attractive THEN saying about other guys she found attractive.

It's not the looking I mind so much, everyone does it. I should really trust him, he's very nice. Hmm.

 

[Kanye South]

That's more ironic than funny. But she cheats on all of them with the JKO-Man.

 

[HBK-aholic]

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

I don't like Ricky. Stay away from that kid, Becca. He's nothing but trouble.

 

[Kanye South]

Don't deny it any longer. You cling to me tighter than Batista to his HGH.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I don't like Ricky. Stay away from that kid, Becca. He's nothing but trouble.

Will you protect me from JKO?

 

[Kanye South]

I'm not JKO anymore, Becca-kins.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

 

[Kanye South]

Kenan, no need for questions. The answer to everything is painkillers and repeating "JKO has a big worm" 10 times every 15 minutes.

 

[HBK-aholic]

You should get some lotion from the Chemist for those headlice before they spread all over WZ.

 

[ZeroVX]

Like I said.

Fanboys.

 

[Derf]

I got left by someone once. T'was depressing as fuck.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Like I said.

Fanboys.

And you're not a fanboy why?

 

[Kanye South]

Like I said.

Fanboys.

And to think, I was going to let you film the sex tape.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

You should get some lotion from the Chemist for those headlice before they spread all over WZ.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Like I said.

Fanboys.

Don't you know? when becca speaks, everyone flocks. I'm amazed X isn't here, which will happen.