Fire Marshall Bill
Let me show ya somethin!!!
That would involve moving someone up to the top of the card and we can't have that. They might take away one of Sting/Hogan's 9 segments a week.
I understand your cynicism and sarcasm there, as it's not that exaggerated. However, doesn't that happen when Jeff Hardy or Bully Ray is champion? I mean someone has to be the TNA WHC, why couldn't it have been James Storm? He was blazing hot at the time.
Again, I know this just feeds right back into deserving sarcasm, but it just baffles my mind.