Jaen World Order

[Mr. Dejan]

Can I keep him Jane? Pleaseeeeee? I'll feed him and take him for walks and clean up after him!!! Pleaseeeee?

 

[Jane]

Can I join?

Ya know, I'd love to. It's just that you're probably an alt or something.

Sorry.

 

[Mr. TM]

An Alt who red repped you, was red repped because of it, then joined this order, then got banned, then made an alt, got it banned, and made that alt?

Seems about right.

 

[Mr. Dejan]

Oh well then can I keep the next Person that joins?

 

[Mr. Dejan]

Aussie Bossie? Really TM?, Really?

 

[Jane]

An Alt who red repped you, was red repped because of it, then joined this order, then got banned, then made an alt, got it banned, and made that alt?

Seems about right.

....xfear?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Everything alright in here?


OK. Just checkin'.

 

[Mat FTW]

Can I join?

Yet another has entered the future endeavored list.

 

[Kanye South]

Keeping it alive.

 

[Kanye South]

Post your rep, fellow JWO-ites!

 

[Jane]

Post your rep, fellow JWO-ites!

Hmmmmmmm. I suppose.

 

[Mr. TM]

I had subway for dinner last night and lunch today.

 

[Jane]

I had subway for dinner last night and lunch today.

So, you're pretty much obsessed with Subway.

 

[Kanye South]

Shake-Zula is one ugly fucker. He gives us good-looking wrestling forum posters a bad name.

Son, I am disappoint.

 

[Jane]

Shake-Zula is one ugly fucker. He gives us good-looking wrestling forum posters a bad name.

Son, I am disappoint.

Juicy, I'd prefer if you didn't attack your fellow Janeites.

 

[Dave]

i couldn't fit them all in but the other two are green from Lee and Game Rage.

 

[Jane]

What does the JWO recommend I go drink?

 

[X]

What are your options?

Anyways, here's the plan

1. Find your dog
2. Gut said dog
3. Bask in a pool of his vital organs and blood, allowing the lood to seep into your skin.
4. Become vampire
5. ????????
6. PROFIT!!!!!!!!

 

[Jane]

What are your options?

Uhhhh... milk. I think that's it.

Anyways, here's the plan

1. Find your dog
2. Gut said dog
3. Bask in a pool of his vital organs and blood, allowing the lood to seep into your skin.
4. Become vampire
5. ????????
6. PROFIT!!!!!!!!

Holy shit, that works?!?!? Awesome! I'll get right on it. I just gotta try another one out first. I read on 4chan that deleting System32 makes the comp faster. I'm gonna try.

 

[Jane]

I love Monkey. That is all.

 

[Mat FTW]

Never even got to know Monkey.

 

[X]

Uhhhh... milk. I think that's it.



Holy shit, that works?!?!? Awesome! I'll get right on it. I just gotta try another one out first. I read on 4chan that deleting System32 makes the comp faster. I'm gonna try.

This duck approves of this message.

xfear, I have a new mission for you. You can choose to decline, but you will lose a lot of respect in the eyes of many.

I want you to kill Monkey.

I know it will be difficult for you to destroy a friend, but you swore an oath.

Get to it.

What ill deed did he perform?

 

[Jane]

Never even got to know Monkey.

What, are you insane? Why would something happen to Monkey?

:S

 

[Jane]

So new mission. We must make xfear an admin. Only then will I be appointed mod and eventually admin. Then I will remove xfear, as well as the other mods, and then begin the great rule of the JWO over these forums.

Ya. So get right on that, xfear.

 

[Jane]

The third page?

The third page?!?

I offer you people a chance at salvation, and all you do is disappoint and dishonour me. I'm considering sacrificing a few of you to Miko. Don't let it come to that.