Agreed. The only time sex is ever shceudled, and romantic, is when you're being paid to appear on film.
As a parent, you learn to take it when you can get it. Even if it's a hand-job that you know won't finish the job.
Exactly
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Agreed. The only time sex is ever shceudled, and romantic, is when you're being paid to appear on film.
As a parent, you learn to take it when you can get it. Even if it's a hand-job that you know won't finish the job.
Exactly
Uh oh! Someone's going to be jealous!
Agreed.
Wow... "Days of our e-lives" just got exiting...
I'm having real life sex tomorrow night with a girl I have known for 6 days now. I'd suggest some of you do the same.
you two are really bad at this
Now we're even. Let's hope this closes the case.
If you and her don't stop, you're both very possibly going to turn me gay. I mean, I love blow-jobs and anal.. so I guess I'm half way there anyways.
You'd better be lucky a Woman's body looks a lot better naked than a guy's.
what the fuck are you agreeing with!? Weren't you someone's tool about a year ago?
FTW real life sex is EPIC.. sadly, not when you have to brag about it in a thread completely dedicated to something very unrelated.
And what's with "scheduling" sex? You paid her, and that's her only available opening on her schedule, isn't it. She's a hooker, isn't she.
Pssh.. My heat is legit.
If I had to make a list of the top 10 worst threads, this would be in the top 2 at least.
You're clearly not British
Will would be a very sexy man if he played for the other team
I love how agreeing was his first post since returning...
Real life sex is epic...Maybe I'll start a thread detailing my real life sex from right before I got in the shower for work...
I got nothing here...
Will has a new girl on his list! He's been PMing Y2Jane! Looks like I'm going to have to kick his ass again.
Also factor in mine and Will's affair here last year.
Also factor in mine and Will's affair here last year.
Will is an e-****e...Mrs. Sexy deserves better
He claims he was just "doing his job." Big hint there, "DOING".
That got a fist pump.
He claims he was just "doing his job." Big hint there, "DOING".
So I'm his job?
Apparently Y2Jane is, or whatever her name is now.
I feel left out...
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So I'm his job?