ITT Harthan Bitches, Lowers Your Opinion of Him Further

[Dirk]

I still like whoever this MrsDDBB is. What happened to Haiku Hogan? It's not a Joseph Park/ Abyss-thing, is it?

 

[JGlass]

I still like whoever this MrsDDBB is. What happened to Haiku Hogan? It's not a Joseph Park/ Abyss-thing, is it?

Occam's Razor Ramon

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Nothing you mentioned sounds even remotely miserable... It sounds like you're just bitching to bitch. Did you ever stop and take into consideration that maybe the majority of the shit that comes out of your face probably isn't interesting to your family? They're probably doing you an honor by even acknowledging you're speaking in the first place.

The question beckons why did you even bother going home for Spring Break? Don't college kids usually go to a beach destination, or go chill with their friends in the mountains? But then I'm guessing from your self-important whining that you probably don't have many friends outside of these forums.

Not to mention you're whining about the people who are most likely putting your emo ass through college in the first place. You need to eat a handful of rocks to toughen your ass up... If you're "contemplating suicide" because you're stuck at home on spring break at your parent's home then you should probably hope to never hit any major snags in life because that's really going to derail your ass.

TL;DR - Suck it up, you monumental pussy boy.

Wow, my post was dickish but this was a John Holmes sized dick-slap to the face. It even had a sharp cuntyness to it as well. It was like a heaving helping of hermaphroditic verbal hazing.

 

[Dirk]

It was like a heaving helping of hermaphroditic verbal glazing.

fixed

 

[JGlass]

How can something be verbally glazed?

 

[Dirk]

Hermaphroditic glazing. Half 'n' half.

 

[D-Man]

Things could be worse. You could be Dagger and have a wife whose body resembles that of Tifa from Final Fantasy.

 

[JGlass]

Things could be worse. You could be Dagger and have a wife whose body resembles that of Tifa from Final Fantasy.

You could have stopped at, "You could be Dagger."

 

[nightmare]

How can something be verbally glazed?

It could leave you feeling used & dirty. With a hint of shame.

 

[Moon Knight]

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[Viola Moonlight]

If you're feeling under the weather, you could just hide away in your room and watch ponies. Nothing gets me happier than seeing Pinkie Pie's sweet, sweet plot doing her stupid fourth wall breaking antics.