It's time... once again... for the D-Man... to hop aboard the EXXXXXOTICA Convention!

[Mr. Steve]

Start markin' out then

Heheheeheh...

MFTO!!!!

 

[X]

Start markin' out then

Heheheeheh... let the green-repping begin...

Fuck you D-Man. I'm so jealous right now I could implode.

You lucky fucker. I hate you. And I love you. But mostly I hate you.

D-Man is now a legend.

 

[SavageTaker]

 

[The Doctor]

Start markin' out then

Heheheeheh... let the green-repping begin...

Holy SHIT! HO! LY! SHIT!

 

[D-Man]

Yes yes... Kiss my ring...

 

[The Doctor]

Kiss your ring...?

*drops to one knee*
Give me your hand.

 

[SavageTaker]

*Kisses Ring*

 

[Kanye South]

You know, D-Man, first it was Shyla Stylez and now Eva Angelina.

Fuck, when are you going to start going to those conventions with a pack of condoms and a shitload of beer?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

You know, D-Man, first it was Shyla Stylez and now Eva Angelina.

Fuck, when are you going to start going to those conventions with a pack of condoms and a shitload of beer?

Beer? You mean Tequila and limes.

 

[Kanye South]

No I mean beer.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Beer? You mean Tequila and limes.

Tequila and lime? you mean Jager.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Tequila = panty dropper. True story.

 

[X]

No you mean GHB and wine coolers.

 

[Kanye South]

All I know is that pornstars are usually easy, and all fears of herpes and flaming penises can be eliminated with a condom, and I'm pretty sure you wouldn't notice that you're on camera when you've got Shyla Stylez' asscheeks slapping against your pelvis.

 

[D-Man]

I'm all about jager, whips, porn stars, and duct tape.

 

[Spaceman Spif]

Yes yes... Kiss my ring...

-kisses the ring-

 

[NSL]

Heheheeheh... let the green-repping begin...

I repped you before I saw this Like my comment?

All I know is that pornstars are usually easy,

You know nothing of porn...Do you?

Most pornstars want to get as far away from sex as possible off camera.



Also...I hate you D-Man. No pic I ever post will be as epic...

 

[J-Dogg]

I'll mark out for the following:

Shyla Stylez
Phoenix Marie
Gianna Michaels
Abbey Brooks
Eva Angelina
Stormy Daniels

Well Eva Angelina is the newest photos of D-Man's so i MTFO'd just now, but any Gianna pics or Shyla ones and i will MTFO even more.....but D-Man you are in my forum member HOF.

 

[D-Man]

Time for the D-Man to sleep... but plenty more where this came from tomorrow.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

SALEEP?> WTF!?

 

[Super Crazy]

**Kisses Ring**

 

[Coco]

You know nothing of porn...Do you?

All I know is that if I'm going somewhere and know there'll be a lot of pornstars there, I'm bringing a big sausage pizza just in case catering doesn't live up to their expecations.

Awesome pic D-Man. You Da-Man.

 

[Kanye South]

J-Dogg, he's posted that pic of him with Shyla in this thread somewhere.

 

[SavageTaker]

It wasn't in this thread. I think it was in the Big Ol' thread made by Lariat.

 

[SavageTaker]

My mistake, he did post it in this thread AND the other thread.