It's time... once again... for the D-Man... to hop aboard the EXXXXXOTICA Convention!

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Met her at a Hustler Hollywood in Lexington. She's 5 feet even. And cute.

Lariat, I'm disappointed. She's got NO TITS!! I expect better from you :disappointed:.
 
I swear, you could drive a Buick through that shit while waving your hands out the window...
 
Seriously. You can see her internal organs when she's getting fucked.
 
This thread has gone beyond the realms of awesomeness.

We really need to keep this thread alive. Talking about porn is one of the main reasons why I grew pubes.

It's not like I CHOSE her to be at Hustler Hollywood. I hope that someone like Phoenix Marie or Shyla make an appearance there. That would be ten shades of awesome.

Yes it was... it's your fault. You bastard... LOL.

I really want to see Shyla again. She was SOO fucking hot last time. And she'd be that way even WITHOUT makeup. She's just a naturally gorgeous woman.

On many occasions, you can't possibly imagine how awful these women look in person. Their complexions are horrific, hidden by 17-lbs of makeup. Seriously, I thought Rebecca Love was 20 shades of sexiness until I saw her in Vegas... she's short, fat, and should be the 'before' picture in an Oxy commercial. Yeah, she can suck a mean dick and she has phenomenal, man-made funbags, but eventually you're gonna have to look at her face. YIKES...
 
On many occasions, you can't possibly imagine how awful these women look in person. Their complexions are horrific, hidden by 17-lbs of makeup. Seriously, I thought Rebecca Love was 20 shades of sexiness until I saw her in Vegas... she's short, fat, and should be the 'before' picture in an Oxy commercial. Yeah, she can suck a mean dick and she has phenomenal, man-made funbags, but eventually you're gonna have to look at her face. YIKES...

This is, without a doubt, the best thing I have ever heard in my, admittedly, short existence.
 
The comments about Aurora had me laughing my ass off in the middle of school.
 
This is, without a doubt, the best thing I have ever heard in my, admittedly, short existence.

I'm sigging this :)

HAAHAHHAHAHAHA

And they say you're a better poster than me... LIARS, I SAY!!! THEY'RE ALL LIARS!!!
 
Yeah, that was a load of pish though. You are clearly better than me. Your debates in the DL were fucking amazing.
 
Thanks, bro. That League really allowed me to bust out of my shell.

Now, back to porn, ****es, and tits...
 
Hmmmm, i second Amber Rayne, and if they're there Rebeca Linares, Harmony Rose, Hillary Scott, Leah Luv, Lexi Love and Lexi Belle. A lot of them are smaller but i like the smaller more athletic chicks, and most of them are super freaks, but Sasha Grey is up on a pedestal lol
 
If you ever meet Flower Tucci and/or Olivia O Lovely make sure you get a pic of them :D. Your convention actually made the news up here in Canada today. This morning driving to work they said people were trying to get it shut down due to the location or something but it was still on because of some law or bi law saying that it wasn't near a church or school or some B/S.
 
So an update for all of your horndogs... There weren't as many famous stars at the convention as I hoped.

HOWEVER...

I filled a few of your requests :) Pictures will go up either tonight or tomorrow in here.
 
Care to tell us who you took pics with? And did you get to make out with one of them and took pictures of you doing so?
 

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