It's time... once again... for the D-Man... to hop aboard the EXXXXXOTICA Convention!
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To be fair to the D-Man, I only have one smile. But I compensate with a range of frowns.
I never stopped to think about this. All I know is my smile. But now I'm losing my smile. *tear*
Mantaur Rodeo Clown
X-Pac Rules
*play sentimental music*
D-Man marks everywhere weep as he relinquishes the title to find his smile.
D-Man marks everywhere weep as he relinquishes the title to find his smile.
Sweet. Express for Men FTW.
Personality profiles? What should it include? I'm guessing age, height, weight, favorite hole to get plowed in...
This thread needs to be bumped because... well... it's epic.
I think I need to sig this. I can't stop laughing whenever I read this. But this means I'll have two of X's quotes in my sig... what shall I do??
I think I need to sig this. I can't stop laughing whenever I read this. But this means I'll have two of X's quotes in my sig... what shall I do??
The old one is better.
So, at Jake's request, and extremely long overdue, here are the personality profiles on the ****es... er.... porn stars that I met:
Jesse Jane
Honestly, she was sweet, smiley, and cute as a button. I have never seen a famous person that was nicer to their fans. When she first walked out, people were snapping pitures of her from a distance and no one stepped up to actually meet her. She smiled and said, "So, you guys can come up at any time..." and started laughing. Then I stepped right in and said, "Fuck it... if you guys are just gonna stare then I'm getting closer!" She laughed with me, hugged me, and kissed me on the cheek. When I put my arms around her it was like hugging a broom stick... with big, fake tits. GOD, I want to slam her...
Moxie Maddron
Just a cool, freaky bitch. Very down to earth and normal. She didn't try to stand out, but she'd sit there and have an hour conversation with you, if you wanted. Very cool chick with great cans. Oh, and dirty as hell. I had a 20 minute conversation about what she likes better... dick in the vag or dick in the can.
Teagan Presley
You could tell that she was just doing her job. She wasn't nasty or anything, but she wasn't super nice. Then again, her table was swamped from the second I got to the convention, so I'm sure she was tired and couldn't wait until it was over.
Shyla Styles
To go along with my fantasy of her being a dirty, nasty, sex-craving gutter ****, her breath stunk like Jack Daniels. A real, classy bitch. But she was cool with me and had no problem stopping with me for a photo. And if you were able to talk to the other internet sensations at the show, you'd see they were all charging for every single photo you would take with them. Either Shyla was cool as fuck, or too shit-faced to give a crap about charging me.
Briana Banks
Honestly, she was very normal, classy, and sexy. She'd sit and listen to you if you wanted to talk to her and was cool as hell about it all. I took pictures with her with three different cameras and she was in no rush to move me along. Top notch chick with a great personality. If she wasn't such a cornhole husky I'd think very highly of her.
Jenna Haze
She had a line of people that streched about 1/4 of the way down the convention center, but she would stay smiling and would take a minute to be sweet and BS with any fans that wanted to chat with her. Very cool chick.
Gina Lynn
FUCKING TWATBAG. Such a nasty bitch. You could tell she was miserable there and just put on a smile for show. Whenever you tried to take a picture of her she turned away on purpose. I only caught a couple of shots because she was posing for someone else.
Ok, the moment you've all been waiting for...
Eva Angelina
Honestly, very nice girl. Not NEARLY as hot in person as she is in her videos. However, she was very cool to everyone. There was a point where she looked at us all and said how tired she was but she didn't care because we were all there to see her and she wouldn't disappoint us. As I was posing for a picture with her I made her laugh and she gave me an extra hug in the end. Nice girl, but nothing super special.
I still have to get the time to post more pictures of porn stars that I've met... but, since my camera is such a beast, I have to go through them all, shrink all the pictures down, check to see if their content is clean enough to post on here, post them on an internet site so I could link them, and then get them on here. It'll be time consuming, but I'll get there eventually. I promise, guys.
IrishCanadian25
Going on 10 years with WrestleZone
I'd have been at Teagan's table explaining to her exactly WHY she should take the initiative to buy me a new computer keyboard...
Ewwww... just ewww....
...and the result of this conversation was?
She said it all depended on where it was filmed and how comfortable she was when it was happening, which seems to make sense. I'm sure that getting a dick in the ass when you're laying on a bed of needles with a gag ball in your mouth isn't nearly as comfortable as when you're laying on a bed of cotton and feathers. But she said that she loves dicks in her ass. She said that all women SHOULD try it because they'd be surprised at the results.
She's a real Einstein. I think she should run for president.
I'm pretty sure the location makes a big difference. Doing it on a bed, or on a soft leather couch is one thing. Doing it on the kitchen floor, or bent over in the shower can't be as comfortable
If you saw how hot and dirty this chick was in person, you'd realize that she could get slammed in the can with a construction cone and she'd be just as comfortable.
Thanks for the visual. No really, thank you.
I aim to please.
But seriously, she was a hot piece of ass in person. She had some great cans and she talked like the cool chick that you'd like to go out and have beers with. But then, I opened up one of the cases to a video of hers and saw a photo of her with her feet and hands tied behind her back, a gag-ball in her mouth, and some fat dude holding onto her pigtailed hair as he was ramming her in the poop shoot. Very classy stuff. Especially when I looked up at her afterwards and she smiled at me like I should be impressed.