IMPACT Wrestling LD for 08.23.12

[akrassikauda]

So Hogan knocks them all out with one swing. What The Fuck

 

[Gelgarin]

Hogan should have been making dog noises for the past thirty years.

 

[Lowdown]

Claire Lynch or Katie Vick — which was worse?

I'll say Katie Vick. At least TNA didn't bring in a dummy in a casket for Daniels or Kaz to hump.

 

[shattered dreams]

WTF was that?

Also, Joesph Park needs a scene with that lady attorney.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Katie Vick was worse to me. At least AJ and Daniels had great matches. HHH and Kane? Not so much.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm thinking those three are dead right now and it's on film. SOMEONE GET JOSEPH PARK!

 

[Lowdown]

Haven't heard Hogan snarl like that since the classic Saturday Night's Main Event.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I'm thinking those three are dead right now and it's on film. SOMEONE GET JOSEPH PARK!

 

[klunderbunker]

A grown muscular man just hit three men in the face with a baseball bat and threatened to rip out their internal organs to feed them to his dog.

SOMEBODY CALL A FREAKING COP!

 

[Gelgarin]

I really hope this guy fails. For no other reason than we need more failures.

 

[Planty]

I've gone off Gut Check because none of the contract winners have debuted yet.

It really takes away a lot of the legitimacy when literally more than three months ago, the first person won a contract and still has not appeared, nor has anyone else.

 

[Lowdown]

Is it just me, or does Kris Lewie look like Ernest Miller?

 

[klunderbunker]

This contest would mean a lot more if the winners actually appeared on the show after they win.

 

[Bernkastel]

Did TNA really just dig up the kayfabe corpse of Hollywood Hogan? Are we going to see another finger poke of doom?

 

[Planty]

I think I channelled my inner KB there.

 

[klunderbunker]

This Kris guy has a bit of a gut on him.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

There's something terribly ironic about this being called gut check, eh Chris Lewie?

 

[klunderbunker]

I think I channelled my inner KB there.

How so?

 

[shattered dreams]

Is anyone else bored as hell?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

That guy sucked.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Sorry, Lewie. No contract for you. Try condoms instead.

 

[Planty]

How so?

We both posted that the winners need to appear afterwards, at exactly the same minute haha.

 

[Gelgarin]

Current theory: this guy has been briefed to look shit so he can fail to get a contract.

 

[Lowdown]

My man is a tad slow in the ring. Not to mention the botched Samoan Drop.

 

[Bernkastel]

This Louie guy is really bad; he's probably only there because Nashville is TNA's old stomping ground.