IMPACT Wrestling LD for 01.16.14 — Genesis, LIVE and FREE on Spike — Part I

[ABMorales787]

She hit her finisher. That's what happened, Taz. Dumbass.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Madison hit Zack Ryder's ECW finish (inverted overdrive?) and literally NO ONE cared

No pop, announcers just kept talking

 

[ABMorales787]

Wow. That was an uneventful debut.

 

[ABMorales787]

Great Fucking Christ. Another authority figure?!?!

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Power struggle at the top of TNA? It's about time they've run that storyline.

 

[ABMorales787]

I KNEW IT!! I KNEW THEY COULDN'T FIT THAT CARD IN ONE EPISODE!

They've gone AAA on us.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Still love EC3's entrance.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

It's getting harder to support TNA

Stop looking for new talent and use Kenny King damn it

 

[ABMorales787]

Madison hit Zack Ryder's ECW finish (inverted overdrive?) and literally NO ONE cared

No pop, announcers just kept talking

It was her finisher first. Which makes it worse because these two dodo birds should've known it already.

 

[Galvatron]

Spud makes the other refs look like giants.

 

[ABMorales787]

That's a new chant.

 

[Slash-LN]

Any chance that the investor is Billy Corgan just to fuck with the dirt sheets and us on the internet?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

It was her finisher first. Which makes it worse because these two dodo birds should've known it already.

I figured it was a new move since it didn't seem like anyone recognized it

 

[Slash-LN]

Did the three stooges book this match?

 

[Vega]

Why is Sting asking for a title shot?

 

[ABMorales787]

Wait, that match is next week?

 

[ABMorales787]

Wow, that really did feel like half a PPV.

 

[afromania]

Wowza, Sting's contract on the line? Poor guy. I'm sure he's terrified of losing and then going on to wrestle in front of 70 000 at Mania.

 

[Vega]

Sting might be retired next week, but he could always get another title shot by calling the champion a little boy.

 

[nightmare]

For a debut that had so much potential, that was very underwhelming. I could hope for more to come, but I am not seeing a big payoff here with the 'mystery person' thing again....

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Is it ever?

 

[nightmare]

Is it ever?

At this point I fear that even if Orton walked off RAW with the belt & into TNA- Dixie would somehow just fuck that up also.

 

[ABMorales787]

The show felt like it was missing an end. Or a middle part for that matter. Did they forget how to book supercards? For God's sake, they're knocking off another company's booking style. Might as well do it right.

 

[klunderbunker]

Review is up.

The Main Story Actually Put Me To Sleep

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Of course I come home and the fucking DVR didn't record IMPACT. Of course.

Ugh. Now I have to scour the net trying to find a download.