IMPACT Wrestling LD for 01.16.14 — Genesis, LIVE and FREE on Spike — Part I

[Galvatron]

Sting taking on a massive heel group. This is new.

 

[Vega]

Soooooo......Dixie is in charge of almost every heel in the company?

And there aren't exactly a lot of strong faces left.

 

[klunderbunker]

And there aren't exactly a lot of strong faces left.

Well see heel stables draw. If you don't believe me, just look at how TNA has done with them on top of their shows for over half of the time they've been a company.

That's not an exaggeration. I did the math about a year ago and there actually has been a heel stable on top in TNA more often than there hasn't been.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

And there aren't exactly a lot of strong faces left.

One reason they're likely building up Gunner. I don't expect him to lose to Storm.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Dixie's heel stable name: Not Quite Mortal

 

[ABMorales787]

Dammit all, get to a match.

 

[Galvatron]

They go to commercial now? The fuck?

 

[Vega]

So, Sting probably has to reform the Mafia again, because that's fresh.
With Angle, Joe, Aries, Hardy, Storm and Anderson. Then there's Park and Young for comedy and that are all faces left. Okay, Gunner if he stays a face.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm not even going to bother with sarcasm. We've seen this idea so many times before in TNA that it's really hard to care. It makes me think of the South Park episode where everyone keeps filing lawsuits until they get to "everybody vs. everybody." That's what TNA is: the same story but with more and more people every time until almost everyone in the company of note is in the same story. It's not interesting at first, and it's not interesting now in the 10th or so time they've tried it.

 

[Vega]

I'm not even going to bother with sarcasm. We've seen this idea so many times before in TNA that it's really hard to care. It makes me think of the South Park episode where everyone keeps filing lawsuits until they get to "everybody vs. everybody." That's what TNA is: the same story but with more and more people every time until almost everyone in the company of note is in the same story. It's not interesting at first, and it's not interesting now in the 10th or so time they've tried it.

Like the NWO with weaker protagonists and less insanity.

 

[ABMorales787]

Yeah, I don't think we're getting all 5 advertised matches tonight.

 

[klunderbunker]

Joe just stepping to the side of a high risk move is one of my all time favorite spots.

 

[klunderbunker]

Pick a corner already Joe.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Is anyone legal here?

 

[ABMorales787]

Why is that so impressive? It's not like Zema is that heavy.

 

[klunderbunker]

Does it seem like they wrote the script for this in about five minutes?

 

[klunderbunker]

Why is that so impressive? It's not like Zema is that heavy.

She's a girl. That's it.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I actually believe EY and Daniels were gassed since it was a clusterfuck until they tagged out.

 

[ABMorales787]

Abyss was like "stick to hating each other!"

 

[klunderbunker]

Velvet looks good tonight.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Your winners: the majority of the face roster!

 

[Vega]

The TNA roster page has 28 active male wrestlers, and that includes guys like Bischoff, Knux, Manik and King who haven't appeared in over ten weeks.

€dit: Also Terry.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Velvet looks good tonight.

This is different than usual?

 

[klunderbunker]

The tight black pants and flat stomach work for me.

 

[ABMorales787]

Am I seeing this right? A midcard feud?